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Old December 31 2012, 09:39 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!

Good evening Captioners, with 2012 rapidly ending and 2013 about to start, with the holiday season coming and going and this contest being so close to its 300th thread, it feels like the right time for me to do something I almost never do.

Who are the winners this week? You are.

I decided that this week, everyone was a winner! There were many hilarious captions, too many to count and believe it or not, this wasn't a time-saving gesture on my part!

It's how I wanted to say today, Thank you to all of you, the loyal captioners and the loyal viewers of this contest. I am humbled and honored each and every week by the fact that you all come back and keep being hilarious.

Congratulations on your win!

Have a Happy New Year!

Thank you, everyone.

And, why not take it a step further? Let you who have so much fun with these contests get something different for this week too? Welcome to the drivers seat.

This contest is a Free For All.

What does that mean? You can use any TNG image, Standard Def, Blu-Ray, etc. and caption it.

The only restriction I will place is to remember the forum rules about objectionable content. TNG really doesn't have much that would cause a problem there, but lets be considerate of that.

How do I post a picture? Trekcore is your friend! Find an image there, copy it to your computer and use a hosting site like Imageshack or Photobucket to get it online for ya!

Any Questions?

I'll provide the first image:



Let the fun begin!
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Old December 31 2012, 09:40 AM   #2
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Riker: Excuse me, I'm looking for a Klingon in a Starfleet Uniform. He's about this tall...
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Old December 31 2012, 03:04 PM   #3
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Worf: "Deanna, that idea I had about you and I mating...? I ran it up the flagpole, and you won't believe who saluted!"
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Old December 31 2012, 03:20 PM   #4
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Here's my picture

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Old December 31 2012, 03:46 PM   #5
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TFTWs, Leadhead! Happy New Year!



Riker: I see our picture, but where the hell are the rest for the contest?

Worf: That's it, if you're not going to bother reading the original post, I'm out of here!



Guinan: Well, I have to say, while your routine isn't quite, "spot on The View," good, it's more "The Other Half" good.



Picard: I love you man!

Riva: You're not getting my Bud Light, Picard!



Computer Terminal Nagilum is watching you masturbate.



Nagilum: Here's Nagilum!
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Old December 31 2012, 05:01 PM   #6
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Picard: "I sense... I sense... that you're in great pain. That you want me to stop crushing your head... How'd I do?"
Riva: "Okay, okay, I believe you. You're telepathic."
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Old December 31 2012, 06:09 PM   #7
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Picard: My mind to your mind...

Riva: Where's Spock when you need him?
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Old December 31 2012, 07:07 PM   #8
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RIVA: No; you didn't...?
PICARD: Yup. Superglue.



And my photo contribution:



THE CHILD: Get out of the middle lane! Damn road hog; every time I go for a drive it's the same...
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Old December 31 2012, 10:51 PM   #9
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Riker: Would you look at that! I told you Picard was a bloated gasbag! He blowed up, good!
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Old December 31 2012, 11:58 PM   #10
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Picard: "Your beautiful hair, I must have it.

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Old January 1 2013, 12:35 AM   #11
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Mozzie wrote: View Post
...I decided that this week, everyone was a winner!...
Awesome, LeadHead. And best wishes for a great 2013, everyone.



Picard: "Mr. Data, did you have to demonstrate your full functionality to that waitress and get us kicked out? Now we have five hours till New Year's and nothing to do."
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Old January 1 2013, 12:43 AM   #12
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Picard: Wesley has been begging me about going on an away mission the first star system we stop in...

Data: But sir, this star system does not have any planets, asteroids or any space station of some kind.

Picard: We'll beam him out anyway.
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Old January 1 2013, 12:56 AM   #13
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Riker: "Yes, the lad is yea high."

Policeman: "If we find him, I assume you want us to beam him straight to the Enterprise, right?"

Riker: "No, if you find him, beam him anywhere BUT the Enterprise."





Data: "That was the nicest outfit you could find for New Year's Eve?"

Guinan: "Nobody likes a smart alec, Pinocchio."





Riva: "Would you get your hands off my ears?"

Picard: "Would you get your hand out of my armpit?"





Picard: "What do you mean 'we're out of gas?'"

<brief pause>

Picard: "If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times, 'if the gas tank isn't full, the trip doesn't start.'"





Picard: "What do you mean, you forgot your ID?"
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Old January 1 2013, 01:01 AM   #14
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Picard: They certainly got the details of London in the late 19th Century: the fog, the taverns, the Holodeck grid...
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PICARD: The DTI must be mistaken, I see no signs of Temporal Incursion.
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