If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ?

Hydro007 · January 2 2013, 08:06 AM

If you could be Tom Cruise's Jack Reacher character for a day or longer, what would you most want to do and get up to and why, in either real life and/or in the film world ?

Trekker4747 · January 2 2013, 12:20 PM

Get leg-extensions.

ManOnTheWave · January 2 2013, 08:43 PM

Change my name to something less homoerotic, like Les Homoerotic.

JoeZhang · January 2 2013, 08:55 PM

Have sexual congress with men who looked like me.

flandry84 · January 2 2013, 10:03 PM

Stomp on The Cruiser?

Enterprise is Great · January 3 2013, 12:11 AM

kick my neighbor's ass

Mike Farley · January 3 2013, 12:21 PM

Enterprise is Great wrote:

kick my neighbor's ass

You wouldn't have a neighbor because you'd be homeless....but FREE.

Gaith · January 3 2013, 02:59 PM

Jack Reacher the book character, or the movie one? If the latter, do people notice our uncanny resemblance to Tom Cruise? Or do people remember Risky Business as the one about that 6-foot-6 teen who looks like a gorilla?

In other words: how has this thread not been Guy Gardener'ed yet?

Captaindemotion · January 3 2013, 03:25 PM

^That was a pretty good attempt at a Guy impression, if lacking in his unique surreality.

Enterprise is Great · January 4 2013, 12:19 AM

Mike Farley wrote:

Enterprise is Great wrote:

kick my neighbor's ass

You wouldn't have a neighbor because you'd be homeless....but FREE.

Well, i'd only be Reascher for a day so I got to live somewhere once i'm no longer Reacher.

Mooch · January 4 2013, 10:03 PM

I'd Reach all the things that I cannot currently Reach.

Kirby · January 4 2013, 11:26 PM

Hang around a Costco and eat free samples. Tune all their TVs to the same channel, then tune them all to different channels.

Star Wolf · January 5 2013, 07:35 AM

Judging from the movie he lives off of his pension. Women jump into bed with him because he is who he is. He doesn't need to flash money to get their attention. He basically just catches the news every now and then and if something gains his interest he investigates. If he needs to shoot something he is a military champion rifle shot, without shooting thousands of rounds a week. He can drive like a Secret Service Presidential driver, even if he doesn't actually own a car and drive. He fights like Bruce Lee, although he wanders and does not train a 50 year old body. Friends, zero, family zero.

So I guess I would check out the news to see if an ex foe did something bad so I can try to attend the execution.

January 2 2013, 08:06 AM	#1
Hydro007 Cadet	If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? If you could be Tom Cruise's Jack Reacher character for a day or longer, what would you most want to do and get up to and why, in either real life and/or in the film world ?

January 2 2013, 12:20 PM	#2
Trekker4747 To boldly go... Location: Kansas City	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? Get leg-extensions. __________________ Just because it's futuristic doesn't mean it's practical.

January 2 2013, 08:43 PM	#3
ManOnTheWave Rear Admiral Location: ManOnTheWave	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? Change my name to something less homoerotic, like Les Homoerotic. __________________ The falling leaf hates the wind.

January 2 2013, 08:55 PM	#4
JoeZhang Rear Admiral	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? Have sexual congress with men who looked like me.

January 2 2013, 10:03 PM	#5
flandry84 Captain Location: Sunshine cottage,Lollipop lane,Latveria	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? Stomp on The Cruiser? __________________ Bah!

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January 3 2013, 12:11 AM	#6
Enterprise is Great Rear Admiral	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? kick my neighbor's ass __________________ JJverse Star Trek...is gonna rock again! On May 17, 2013!

January 3 2013, 02:59 PM	#8
Gaith Rear Admiral Location: Starfleet Command, The City that Knows How	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? Jack Reacher the book character, or the movie one? If the latter, do people notice our uncanny resemblance to Tom Cruise? Or do people remember Risky Business as the one about that 6-foot-6 teen who looks like a gorilla? In other words: how has this thread not been Guy Gardener'ed yet?

January 3 2013, 03:25 PM	#9
Captaindemotion Vice Admiral Location: Ireland	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? ^That was a pretty good attempt at a Guy impression, if lacking in his unique surreality. __________________ Hodor!!!!!!!

January 4 2013, 10:03 PM	#11
Mooch Fleet Captain Location: Canada	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? I'd Reach all the things that I cannot currently Reach.

January 4 2013, 11:26 PM	#12
Kirby Rear Admiral Location: Alt: 5280	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? Hang around a Costco and eat free samples. Tune all their TVs to the same channel, then tune them all to different channels. __________________ Henderson!!!!

January 5 2013, 07:35 AM	#13
Star Wolf Rear Admiral Location: ciudad de Los Angeles	Re: If you could be Jack Reacher for a day what would you want to do ? Judging from the movie he lives off of his pension. Women jump into bed with him because he is who he is. He doesn't need to flash money to get their attention. He basically just catches the news every now and then and if something gains his interest he investigates. If he needs to shoot something he is a military champion rifle shot, without shooting thousands of rounds a week. He can drive like a Secret Service Presidential driver, even if he doesn't actually own a car and drive. He fights like Bruce Lee, although he wanders and does not train a 50 year old body. Friends, zero, family zero. So I guess I would check out the news to see if an ex foe did something bad so I can try to attend the execution. __________________ I'm not crazy! All I Really Need to Know I learned by Watching The Wire