TNG Caption This! 295: LeadHead's Tardy Start

[Ln X]

Data: Behold the one millionth level of Tetris!
Riker: Haven't you got better things to do?


Worf: Commander Data!?! Why are you naked? And why are you... leaking fluid?
Data: I am... erm... performing an... erm... experiment. I believe I have experienced my first emotional reaction.


Picard: We're going to play a little game counsellor, a psychological one you could say. You see every time someone enters a room, you have to stand in a corner and keep your silence so you feel what it is like having your own twisted psychological voodoo thrown back at you.


Wesley: Sir... I can no longer deny it, you see the reason why I work so hard, the reason why I want to please you is because... is because... Because I like you...
Picard: Oh... Well, I suppose such feelings are erm... natural for a man, but unfortunately, I can't erm... reciprocate your feelings because we have different... erm... um... In fact Mr Crusher I think it is best you leave and never set foot on my bridge again!

[Isis]

Data: "How thoughtful of Wesley to post this video on You-ni-verse-Tube for those of us who passed out during last night's Christmas party!"

Riker (to self): "OK, now I see why Beverly left for her new assignment in such a hurry."





Picard: "Deanna, do you remember what happened?"

Troi: "Sorry, Captain, right now I'm a bit fuzzy."

[Finn]

Wesley: I swear I didn't tell anybody about you failing the first time around. This guy seems to think I'm someone named Wheaton.

Picard: Where is this man now?

Wesley: In engineering, lecturing to Geordi about quantum mechanics.

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: No, Mr. Cooper, neither I nor any other member of this crew will be signing your "Shipmate Agreement".

[LeadHead]

For those of you who are wondering when the next contest will start, today's the day! ........ I hope.

[Triskelion]

No such thing as dilithium?? And just what do you think is regulating our engine's antimatter reactions?

I don't know but I suggest you find out.

Yes, I'll look into that right away. <taps com> Picard to Worf....

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!