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Old December 10 2012, 01:02 AM   #1
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What would you do if somebody came at you wielding a pastie and a bucket of eggs?
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Old December 10 2012, 01:12 AM   #2
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I would close this thread with you, the pastie, and the bucket of eggs sealed in it.
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Old December 10 2012, 01:12 AM   #3
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Proper Cornish or fake Cornish?
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Old December 10 2012, 01:15 AM   #4
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I don't know - the attacker is coming at me too quickly to notice such things. I think it is Cornish.
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Old December 10 2012, 01:19 AM   #5
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What would you do if somebody came at you wielding a pastie and a bucket of eggs?
I'd be sure to ask them whether they paid the full 20% VAT when purchasing the pasty.
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Old December 10 2012, 01:22 AM   #6
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I don't know - the attacker is coming at me too quickly to notice such things. I think it is Cornish.
Distract with bacon buttie, follow up with sausage roll upside the head. It's the only way to be sure.
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Old December 10 2012, 01:24 AM   #7
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You spelled pasty wrong.
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Old December 10 2012, 01:36 AM   #8
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If this person came at me with pasties, I think I'd have to let her

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Old December 10 2012, 01:41 AM   #9
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the traditional method is to wait for the sun to rise so they turn to stone
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Old December 10 2012, 02:22 AM   #10
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What would you do if somebody came at you wielding a pastie and a bucket of eggs?
Goodnight, thread.

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