Princess Kate (aka the Duchess of Cambridge) is Pregnant! - Page 2

J. Allen · December 3 2012, 09:35 PM

Carols by Candlelight wrote:

Congrats to them. Interesting that I'm hearing they are 8 weeks pregnant and 8 weeks ago they were in the Solomons.

Well I was in the Solomons 8 weeks ago...

I suspected it was you all along.

Candlelight · December 3 2012, 09:54 PM

07 Geese a Laying wrote:

- Catherine taken to hospital this afternoon with acute morning sickness

- She is expected to be kept in King Edward VII Hospital for several days

- Couple are forced to reveal pregnancy weeks early because of her ill-health

- Prince William drove his wife to hospital after she became ill at her parents' home in Bucklebury, Berkshire, and remains with her this evening

- Middletons were told of the pregnancy at the weekend but the Queen didn't know until today

- Royals scrambled to tell Prince Harry who is serving in Afghanistan

- Couple, who have always been open about wanting a family, announce baby 20 months after April 2011 Royal Wedding

- Baby will be born third in line to throne and great grandchild to the Queen

- Kate now 14 months pregnant, may give birth to Corgi

Deranged Nasat · December 3 2012, 10:06 PM

Already this is more than hilarious, especially seeing as she's in hospital for acute morning sickness. I know I shouldn't mock, because maybe she really needs the care, but still...

On the serious side, I'm pleased for anyone expecting a child, especially their first. On the amusing side, this is going to be much fun indeed, as anything is when it involves interest in the royals.

CoveTom · December 3 2012, 10:09 PM

Carols by Candlelight wrote:

Congrats to them. Interesting that I'm hearing they are 8 weeks pregnant and 8 weeks ago they were in the Solomons.

Well I was in the Solomons 8 weeks ago...

They are not pregnant. She is pregnant. I absolutely hate that "we are pregnant" or "they are pregnant" cutesy terminology.

No offense, just taking the opportunity of your comment to vent on a pet peeve...

junxon · December 3 2012, 10:17 PM

oh.. if its only her pregnant then this just got boring again

Deranged Nasat · December 3 2012, 10:18 PM

Merry Farrell wrote:

oh.. if its only her pregnant then this just got boring again

Boring? Boring? This can bring us months of mirth if we approach it in the right way; which is to say, focus on the response and the attention rather than on the couple.

Tora Ziyal · December 4 2012, 12:55 AM

We knew it would take The Onion only hours to respond... Cut This Monster Out of Me!

Mr. Laser Beam · December 4 2012, 01:10 AM

I wonder if Harry is pissed that he's now farther away in the line of succession...

Thor Damar · December 4 2012, 01:18 AM

^ You mean our once and glorious future monarch Henry IX 'bloody Harry'?

I'm sure that he'll live with it somehow...

wissaboo · December 4 2012, 01:59 AM

well I for one am happy for them. But then I can remember when they announced Diana was pregnant with William.

I hope she gets past this difficult stage quickly.

scotpens · December 4 2012, 05:13 AM

CoveTom wrote:

They are not pregnant. She is pregnant. I absolutely hate that "we are pregnant" or "they are pregnant" cutesy terminology.

Yes, I can't stand that "We are pregnant" business either. Just too, too twee.

Hound of UIster wrote:

The monarchy is an antiquated political institution that needs to go the way of the Ancien Regime.

They've already lost their Empire and decimalized their currency. Abolish the monarchy? What would you have them do next -- drive on the right side of the road?

Dream · December 4 2012, 05:44 AM

Wow, they REALLY got busy after getting married didn't they?

teacake · December 4 2012, 08:58 AM

Deranged Nasat wrote:

Boring? Boring? This can bring us months of mirth if we approach it in the right way; which is to say, focus on the response and the attention rather than on the couple.

You know extreme morning sickness can be a sign of twins.

I bet the fevered speculation articles are already written! Heck they probably wrote them when William hit puberty, they just fill in the name.

Deckerd · December 4 2012, 09:28 AM

It's Princess Catherine. I'm not a royalist but if you're going to give her a title, do it properly.

Gov Kodos · December 4 2012, 09:31 AM

thestrangequark wrote:

Marc wrote:

And now all those trashy women's magazines can finally have a truthful cover.

One magazine in Australia has having cover stories about Kate being pregnant for the past 11 months.

Is she giving birth to an elephant?

Have you seen gramps ears?

December 3 2012, 10:06 PM	#18
Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Location: Warped off into the sunset. With fond memories of most of you, and not a little sorrow at leaving.	Re: Princess Kate (aka the Duchess of Cambridge) is Pregnant! Already this is more than hilarious, especially seeing as she's in hospital for acute morning sickness. I know I shouldn't mock, because maybe she really needs the care, but still... On the serious side, I'm pleased for anyone expecting a child, especially their first. On the amusing side, this is going to be much fun indeed, as anything is when it involves interest in the royals. __________________ We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away.

December 3 2012, 10:17 PM	#20
junxon Fleet Captain Location: I'm a Romulan now. Romulans are cool	Re: Princess Kate (aka the Duchess of Cambridge) is Pregnant! oh.. if its only her pregnant then this just got boring again __________________ I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, At your desire, Captain. - Mr Spock Hello to Jason Isaacs!

December 4 2012, 12:55 AM	#22
Tora Ziyal Rear Admiral Location: Baltimore, MD, USA	Re: Princess Kate (aka the Duchess of Cambridge) is Pregnant! We knew it would take The Onion only hours to respond... Cut This Monster Out of Me!

December 4 2012, 01:10 AM	#23
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December 4 2012, 01:18 AM	#24
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December 4 2012, 01:59 AM	#25
wissaboo Captain Location: canada	Re: Princess Kate (aka the Duchess of Cambridge) is Pregnant! well I for one am happy for them. But then I can remember when they announced Diana was pregnant with William. I hope she gets past this difficult stage quickly.

December 4 2012, 05:44 AM	#27
Dream Admiral	Re: Princess Kate (aka the Duchess of Cambridge) is Pregnant! Wow, they REALLY got busy after getting married didn't they? __________________ TWoP Forums .

December 4 2012, 09:28 AM	#29
Deckerd Fleet Arse Location: in the Frozen Wastes	Re: Princess Kate (aka the Duchess of Cambridge) is Pregnant! It's Princess Catherine. I'm not a royalist but if you're going to give her a title, do it properly. __________________ They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.