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Old November 28 2012, 06:41 PM   #1
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Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

I wish I could claim credit for this, but I can't. I laughed SO hard when I saw this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjO1M5iEwEA

Is there anyone whose Klingon is good enough to translate the parts of this that are actually in Klingon? (Or at least verify that it IS Klingon and not something someone made to sound Klingon.)
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Old November 28 2012, 07:02 PM   #2
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Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

I think it's the same lyrics as Gangnam Style, translated into Klingon.
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Old November 28 2012, 08:35 PM   #3
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Google to the rescue. It's basically a lot of Klingon pickup lines.

Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style


qavan raHtar. be' 'IHqu' SoH. Qapla' jay'! Ha'
Kha-vaan rach-tar. Beh ich'khoo soch ka-plaa' jaay, chaa
I salute you, woman. You are a very pretty woman. F*cking success. Let's go!

'Iw HIq Datlhutlh. SoH qalegh. Qut, Qut. QeDpIn be' je. maw'.
Eeww hreek da-tlootl. Schoch ka-lerrh. Khroot, khroot. Kedepin beh jeh. Mao.
You drink bloodwine. I see you. Dirty. Dirty. Science officer and lady. Crazy.

nughoStaH nuq? parmaq, manga'chuq. Qut Ha' maruch
nu-hrrosh-tach nook. par-maak, maa-ngaat-schook. Khroot, hraa, maa-rootsch.
What is coming toward us? Romance and sex. Dirty. Let's go. Let's do this!

qaleghneS. Qapla' jay'!. Qut Ha' maruch.
ka-lerrj-he-nes ko-plah jay khroot ha' maa-rootsch
I am honored to see you. F*cking success. Dirty. Let's go. Yes.

wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
wha cha par-mach ko-plah!
One two romance success!

tIqwIj Sa'angnIS wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
tick-widge sha-ang-neesh wha cha par-mach ko-plah
I must show you my heart. One two romance success.

tachDaq maghom. tugh. tugh wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
TACH-dak ma-GHOM toogh. toogh wha cha par-mach ko-plah
We will meet in the cocktail lounge. Soon soon. One two romance success

parmaq Qapla'!
par-mach ko-plah
Romance success.

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'!
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch
Let's kill some Romulans together

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

maSwov, 'ejDo, parmaq, manga'chuq, eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! Qapla'!
ma-swov. edge-do. par-mach je gna-chuck eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Ko-plah!
Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op

Eh eh eh eh eh eh


tujqu'choH QuQ. Hljol. jIghung. Ha' maruch
Tooj-koo-chokh-kkhokk khi-JOL. jee-kun.g Ha' ma-rootsch
The engine is overheating. Beam me aboard. I'm hungry. Let's go. Let's do this!

jISey. chabDu'. ghem. 'ejyo'. Sa'Hut, qamuSHa', HIja
Jee-Say. Chab-du. ghem. Edge-yo sa-hut kam-moo-sha hee-jah
I am excited. Breasts. Midnight snack. Starfleet. Buttocks. I love you. Yes.

yIH yIlIgh, be' yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!
yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!
Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
wha cha par-mach ko-plah!
One two romance success!

bIjatlh 'e' yImev. yItlhutlh! yIlop! wa'leS chaq maHegh!
bil-lath eh ill-mev ill-thulth ill-op wal-esh check ma-chkeck
Stop talking. Drink. Celebrate! Tomorrow we may die.

yItlhutlh! yIlop! Qut Qapla' jay'!. Qut Ha' Qapla'
ill-thulth ill-op khroot ko-plah jay khroot ha' ko-plah
Celebrate. Dirty. F*cking success. Dirty. Let's go. Success

yIH yIlIgh, be' yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!
yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!
Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

parmaq Qapla'!
par-mach ko-plah!
Romance success!

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

maSwov 'ejDo parmaq nga'chuqghach je 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! Qapla'!
ma-swov edge-do par-mach ngaa-tschook-hrratsch jeh. eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ko-plah!
Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style


Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Eh eh eh eh eh eh

tlhIngan maH! Qapla'! Ha' tlhIngan maH!
Klingon mah. Ko-plah! ha' Klingon mah.
We are Klingons. Success. Let's go. We are Klingons.

Baby baby


yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, qIb, yuQ
Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook
Planet Warpdrive Pickle Galaxy Planet

tlhIngan maH! Qapla Ha' tlhIngan maH!
Klingon mah. Ko-plah ha' Klingon mah.
We are Klingons. Success. Let's go. We are Klingons.

Baby baby


yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, yuQ You know what I'm saying
Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook You know what I'm Saying
Planet Warpdrive Pickle Planet! You know what I'm saying.

Oppan Klingon Style

Eh eh eh eh eh eh

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Eh eh eh eh eh eh

Oppan Klingon Style

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Old November 28 2012, 10:27 PM   #4
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Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

Oh, dear! No wonder Mr. Klingon got denied! Those are pretty bad.
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Old November 28 2012, 11:33 PM   #5
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Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

I figured "Let's kill some Romulans" is the Klingon equivalent of "So, what's your sign?"

But I'm not sure I want to know why he keeps talking about pickles...
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Old November 29 2012, 12:11 AM   #6
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Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

I've watched that one more times than the original now I think.

Puts a whole new meaning to K-Pop!
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Old November 29 2012, 12:14 AM   #7
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Cool
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Old November 29 2012, 12:38 AM   #8
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Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

I've never seen the original. I fear it would be a let-down after the Klingon version.
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Old November 29 2012, 12:40 AM   #9
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Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

Temis the Vorta wrote: View Post
I've never seen the original.
Here you go:

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Old November 29 2012, 01:13 AM   #10
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Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

Temis the Vorta wrote: View Post
I figured "Let's kill some Romulans" is the Klingon equivalent of "So, what's your sign?"
Or "Let's go see a movie."
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Old November 29 2012, 02:34 AM   #11
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It's worth watching the original to appreciate how closely followed the Klingon one is and how clever it is!
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Old December 4 2012, 12:25 AM   #12
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Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

Thanks, now my life is complete.

I'm the last person on the planet to see that, right?
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Yes.

I have added the Klingon one to my Christmas day playlist.
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Old December 4 2012, 06:44 PM   #14
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Bwaaahahaha!
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Old December 5 2012, 07:26 PM   #15
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Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

The link where I originally found this video was deleted. Here's what appears to be the original source of "Klingon Style." Not sure why this one didn't come up the first time when I searched the video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M
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