ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! - Page 3

jespah · December 2 2012, 01:04 AM

Rudolph the Red Nosed Vulcan wrote:

Trineer: "Why do I have to bend over like this? All I want is to see the script for These Are The Voyages."
Berman: "But I want you to get the full effect of what happens to your character. Drop your pants!"

... and bend over Mr. Babar!

Trinneer {singing} Moon River ....

Triskelion · December 4 2012, 06:11 AM

Captain got plomeek? That's crazy.

Nerys Myk · December 4 2012, 06:18 AM

Ln X · December 16 2012, 01:44 AM

Trip: Lady, your hot and all, but I'm putting you back into stasis because my other lady friend T'Pol... Well she'll sure as hell be pissed off seeing me and you together.

Princess: I told you not to rescue me, my lover is a Vulcan and he'll rip you to pieces!
Trip: I thought Vulcans weren't emotional?
Princess: This one is different.
Trip: You don't say...

T'Pol: Behold the Critique of Logic by Saurik of Vulcan!

No response from the audience...

Archer: What do you know; Travis is getting some action!
Reed: And it ain't the combat sort either!

Finn · December 16 2012, 10:45 PM

Archer: This reminds me of the time I went to Africa in my 20s...

jespah · December 16 2012, 11:21 PM

Finngle Bells wrote:

Archer: This reminds me of the time I went to Africa in my 20s...

Malcolm - You did it with a gazelle, sir?

lurok · December 16 2012, 11:42 PM

Nerys Myk · December 17 2012, 05:56 AM

CARL SPOCK (o.c.): It's not mine.

Gaith · December 18 2012, 08:13 PM

Trip: Actually, shortly after your cryofreezing, humanity discovered other ways of dramatically extending life-spans. Speaking of, Captain Rushdie says he looks forward to seeing you at dinner tonight.

Padma: !

Nerys Myk · December 18 2012, 08:44 PM

Were putting you on ice for an appearance in STXII.

Am I playing Khan?

Sure, lets go with that.

Triskelion · December 19 2012, 10:25 AM

Princess: Oh no - Morlocks!
Trip: How y'all doin?

So these radio stations are from Earth?

Yep. We can pick up the signal anywhere in the quadrant. Unfortunately, it's either Howard Stern or Rush Limbaugh.

This is the Vulcan version of the Princess Leia bikini?

We do not enjoy life.

T'Pol: On Vulcan we call that an ass meld.
<Both men turn>

Gaith · December 19 2012, 07:12 PM

Tres_Kings wrote:

T'Pol: On Vulcan we call that an ass meld.
<Both men turn>

#_error: ultimate post

/thread

Triskelion · December 20 2012, 03:15 AM

Skywalker · December 28 2012, 09:41 AM

Gah! Apologies for the long delay, guys. I'm a scatterbrain even under the best of circumstances, but this time of year especially. I'll get the next contest up on Monday, after the weekend.

lurok · December 28 2012, 12:38 PM

Santa Kang wrote:

Were putting you on ice for an appearance in STXII.

Am I playing Khan?

Sure, lets go with that.

The horror

Though the idea of a possible/eventual female Khan is a nice one

December 4 2012, 06:11 AM	#32
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Captain got plomeek? That's crazy. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 4 2012, 06:18 AM	#33
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 16 2012, 01:44 AM	#34
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Trip: Lady, your hot and all, but I'm putting you back into stasis because my other lady friend T'Pol... Well she'll sure as hell be pissed off seeing me and you together. Princess: I told you not to rescue me, my lover is a Vulcan and he'll rip you to pieces! Trip: I thought Vulcans weren't emotional? Princess: This one is different. Trip: You don't say... T'Pol: Behold the Critique of Logic by Saurik of Vulcan! No response from the audience... Archer: What do you know; Travis is getting some action! Reed: And it ain't the combat sort either! __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

December 16 2012, 10:45 PM	#35
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Archer: This reminds me of the time I went to Africa in my 20s...

December 16 2012, 11:42 PM	#37
lurok Commodore Location: Lost In The EU Expanse	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!

STAR TREK

CSI

ABOUT US

December 17 2012, 05:56 AM	#38
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! CARL SPOCK (o.c.): It's not mine. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 18 2012, 08:13 PM	#39
Gaith Rear Admiral Location: Starfleet Command, The City that Knows How	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Trip: Actually, shortly after your cryofreezing, humanity discovered other ways of dramatically extending life-spans. Speaking of, Captain Rushdie says he looks forward to seeing you at dinner tonight. Padma: !

December 18 2012, 08:44 PM	#40
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Were putting you on ice for an appearance in STXII. Am I playing Khan? Sure, lets go with that. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 19 2012, 10:25 AM	#41
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Princess: Oh no - Morlocks! Trip: How y'all doin? So these radio stations are from Earth? Yep. We can pick up the signal anywhere in the quadrant. Unfortunately, it's either Howard Stern or Rush Limbaugh. This is the Vulcan version of the Princess Leia bikini? We do not enjoy life. T'Pol: On Vulcan we call that an ass meld. <Both men turn> __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 20 2012, 03:15 AM	#43
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 28 2012, 09:41 AM	#44
Skywalker Admiral	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Gah! Apologies for the long delay, guys. I'm a scatterbrain even under the best of circumstances, but this time of year especially. I'll get the next contest up on Monday, after the weekend.