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Old November 30 2012, 07:13 PM   #16
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Old November 30 2012, 07:30 PM   #17
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T'Pol: On Vulcan, this act is known as "The Great Taboo."

Reed: Space Pygmies? Here?
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Old November 30 2012, 09:52 PM   #18
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Trip: "Quit laughing, it isn't funny! Now, someone help me get my hands out of this waste recycling unit!"
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Old November 30 2012, 10:17 PM   #19
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Trip: "Cut! No, no, no, that's all wrong!"
T'Pol: "What? I'm following your script exactly. 'She enters the scene with her robe carelessly draped open in front.'"
Trip (sighs): "You really don't have a clue what 'porn' is, do you."
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Old December 1 2012, 05:03 AM   #20
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ARCHER: I didn't know Kriosians were tripled jointed.

T'POL: They're not.

REED: In that case. Ouch!
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Old December 1 2012, 06:24 AM   #21
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T'Pol: THE WISDOM OF SURAK WILL FREE YOUR KATRA INTO THE UNIVERSE OF INFINITE DIVERSITY IN INFINITE COMBINATIONS. IT IS SAID THAT WHEN KOHLINAR HAS BEEN ATTAINED, ONLY THEN CAN WE ANSWER THE GREAT RIDDLE OF EXISTENCE.

Male crewman in the back: Show us your t*s!

T'Pol: FOR LOGIC HAS EMANCIPATED - oh damn. You weren't supposed to guess it yet.
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Old December 1 2012, 06:38 AM   #22
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T'Pol: Fascinating. I was not aware that human males were not...bifurcated.
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Old December 1 2012, 06:47 AM   #23
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ARCHER: T'Pol? Have you heard a single thing I've said?

T'POL: Gotta admit, I'm pretty baked right now.
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Trip: Yeah, I know I shouldn't have had that three-bean plomeek soup. Now somebody get me some damn Pepto Bismol!
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Old December 1 2012, 10:39 AM   #25
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Old December 1 2012, 10:47 AM   #26
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Archer: "What the hell's going on here?!"
T'Pol: "It would appear that Commander Tucker and Kaitaama have initiated first contact protocols."
Reed: "Lucky bi**h..."
Archer: "Huh?"
Reed: "What? I said 'lucky bloke!'"
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Old December 1 2012, 12:34 PM   #27
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T'Pol: As per massive demand I will -- for the sake of crew morale -- perform what you humans call the Gangnam Style dance.
Crewmen: Why are you wearing all those robes?
T'Pol: To preserve what little dignity I have left.


Reed: Wow look at those two thrash around in the mud!
Archer: Mud-wrestling... Never gets old does it?
T'Pol: I fail to see what is so interesting about Trip and this woman fighting in the mud.
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Old December 1 2012, 02:21 PM   #28
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Trineer: "Why do I have to bend over like this? All I want is to see the script for These Are The Voyages."
Berman: "But I want you to get the full effect of what happens to your character. Drop your pants!"
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Old December 1 2012, 02:37 PM   #29
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Archer: "So, how do you like these new 'holodecks,' Malcolm?"
Reed: "Actually...it's sort of boring."
Archer: "That's just what I was thinking. Computer, generate holographic character: Sheena, Queen of the Jungle!"
T'Pol: *sighs*
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Old December 2 2012, 12:20 AM   #30
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Archer: What's he doing?

Reed: I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir.
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