The Most Annoying Scene EVER Award Goes To...

[sbk1234]

"I want my Moogie!"

[jayrath]

While it was dramatically effective, and I would never argue for it to be edited out, surely we can all agree that the "Bonk, bonk on the head" TOS scene in "Miri" is truly annoying?

That was its purpose, of course. But -- phew!

[JiNX-01]

Any TOS scene that involved kids.

[CmndrSela_333]

BillJ wrote:

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I'll toss Star Trek: Nemesis into the pot and any episode of TNG where Wesley saves the day while all the officers stand around looking stupid.

I'll up the ante with Generations and First Contact.

As for a scene from any of the movies...the most annoying scene I can think of is in Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier.
It's the scene where Kirk says he knew he wouldn't die when he fell off the mountain cause Spock and McCoy were there. Then he explains how he's always known he'd die alone.
I always skip over that and go to where Kirk ask Spock what he's doing and Spock says: I'm preparing to toast a marshmelon.

[Captain Rob]

Kirk: "No more BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

[JirinPanthosa]

DS9 first because it's the sacredest cow:

"Look through the scope, what do you see?"
"I see pictures of people smiling."
"The killer wanted to destroy emotion. The killer must be vulcan!"

(Biggest facepalm moment in all of Trek)

Every scene where people are inexplicably obsessed with Vic Fontaine

Voyager:

WINGS OF FIRE! WINGS OF FIRE! WINGS OF FIRE!

(If the planet's people are that stupid they were probably better off with the farengi.)

Native Americans were influenced by aliens and that's why they're so spiritual

TNG:

Data can get drunk Wesley singlehandedly takes over the ship

Tasha drug speech

We can't save these people from extinction because a thousand years from now one of them might be the next Hitler

TOS:

We are different! I have the black on this side of my face!

I am Ares!

Enterprise:

In the 29th century every six year old can contact the past from his school desk.

Decontamination sauna

Invent prime directive in five minutes and decide based on it to let an entire species die.

Cure borg assimilation in five minutes then forget it exists

Followed closely by every other scene in the series

[Captain Rob]

Hey I thought that the decon sauna was the standout of ENT. Females only.

[sbk1234]

Anything in Voyager involving Fair Haven.

[SilentP]

"Allamaraine count to four./Allamaraine then three more./Allamaraine if you can see./Allamaraine you'll come with me"

To be fair in that scene, you can tell even Nana Visitor was struggling with that scene.

[Captain Rob]

Totally agree with these last two. Yikes.

[Forbin]

SilentP wrote:

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"Allamaraine count to four./Allamaraine then three more./Allamaraine if you can see./Allamaraine you'll come with me"

To be fair in that scene, you can tell even Nana Visitor was struggling with that scene.

And howcum Gamma Quadrant aliens' ancient rituals rhyme in English? Hm?

[RandyS]

Any character Majel Barrett played.

Any time Trip didn't die.

[T'Girl]

sbk1234 wrote:

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Anything in Voyager involving Fair Haven.

I like the scene where Janeway alters the holo-bartender into someone she'd feel comfortable having sex with.

[teacake]

^That is a great scene.

JANEWAY: Computer, display Fair Haven character Michael Sullivan. Adjust his parameters to the following specifications. Give him the education of a nineteenth century third year student at Trinity College.
COMPUTER: Modification complete.
JANEWAY: Now, access the character's interactive subroutines. Make him more provocative.
COMPUTER: Specify.
JANEWAY: Give him a more complicated personality.
COMPUTER: Specify.
JANEWAY: More outspoken, more confident, not so reserved, and make him more curious about the world around him.
COMPUTER: Modification complete.
JANEWAY: Good. Now, increase the character's height by three centimetres. Remove the facial hair. No, no, I don't like that. Put some back. About two days' growth. Better. Oh, one more thing. Access his interpersonal subroutines, familial characters. Delete the wife.

[T'Girl]

^ Delete the wife.