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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old November 17 2012, 09:17 AM   #46
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Do not worry, Joachim. If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
What does this have to do with my tactical report, sir?
Call me "Bothh," Joachim. I take pleasure in this.




That's a big deflector.
It is the main deflector, sir.
I wonder if it will - Picard to Data, do you have another penny?




Missionary. Reverse cowgirl. Andorian Blind Beggar.

Multiple techniques, huh.

Three is multiple, sir.
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Old November 17 2012, 04:15 PM   #47
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Riker: "Mr. Data, have you noticed anything odd about the artificial gravity on the bridge lately?"

Data: "No sir, nothing out of the ordinary."

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Old November 17 2012, 05:18 PM   #48
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Andorian Blind Beggar.
That gave me the same expression as Riker LOL
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Old November 17 2012, 06:26 PM   #49
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LeadHead, TFTW.



Picard: "It's your own fault, Mr. Worf. Every spacesuit has a name tag. If you had bothered to check before this emergency mission, you would have seen that Housekeeping inadvertently gave you young Mr. Crusher's."





Khan: "What's wrong with you? Our Prime Directive requires that our outfits color co-ordinate with all crews we take over. Off to the brig--pronto!"
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Old November 17 2012, 06:59 PM   #50
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Khan: "I must contact Kirk and tell him that Starfleet crew women are much less sexy than last time. I even saw a rather overweight one who dresses like an Old Earth school marm. What a disgrace."

<brief pause>

Khan: "She's somewhere on the bridge, isn't she?"

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Old November 17 2012, 08:41 PM   #51
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Data: I've deleted my multiple techniques after Councillor Troi assured me human males make do with three quick thrusts before rolling over and falling asleep.
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Old November 17 2012, 11:27 PM   #52
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Andorian Blind Beggar.
That gave me the same expression as Riker LOL
Trying to picture it, eh FKnight?

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Old November 18 2012, 12:18 AM   #53
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Joachim: Sir, the Enterprise has just appeared on our sensors.
Khan: Ah, ah, like we practiced...
Joachim: *sigh* De ship! De ship!
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Old November 18 2012, 05:30 AM   #54
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Picard: Are they...dancing?
Hawk: Borg drones are surpisingly nimble in zero-G.



Data: ...as I said, "fully functional."




Khan: You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women.
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Old November 18 2012, 06:00 AM   #55
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Patrick Stewart: These convention Photo-Ops are getting ridiculous...




Riker: No, Data, my trombone isn't "rusty"...




Joachim: You have defeated the plans of Admiral Kirk. You do not need to defeat him again.
Khan (cut scene): Do you know why must I defeat Kirk again, Joachim? Because, he... ummm, what's that... "thing"?
Joachim: What "thing"?
Khan: You know-
Joachim: No, I don't.
Khan: Yes, you do. It's that thing people do... well, not "do", but make you feel...
Joachim: I'm not following you...
Khan: It's kind of like a feeling you have...
Joachim: Hungry?
Khan: No! Now you're just making fun.
Joachim: Sorry...
Khan: TASKS!
Joachim: What?
Khan: "Tasks"! It's "tasks". I meant to say "tasks"...
Joachim: I don't know what that means.
Khan: You've never heard of "tasks"?
Joachim: No.
Khan: I use it all the time! "I task you!" and what not.
Joachim: If you say so...
Khan: Ok, I'm ready now. Ask me again?
Joachim: Ask what?
Khan: Say that thing again about Kirk...
Joachim: Oh, right! Uh... "You do not need to defeat him again-"
Khan (scene resumes): He TASKS me! He TASKS me, and I shall have him...
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Old November 18 2012, 06:09 AM   #56
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KHAN: What ever happen to Rodriguez and Ling? Everyone here looks so....

JOACHIM: White?
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Old November 18 2012, 09:34 AM   #57
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Worf: AHEM!
Picard: The Borg cannot hear you Worf. Borg can only mate in the zero gravity cold of space. It is - the dance of life.
Hawk: Those ports are not compatible!




You know what they say - once you've had green, you can chug Listerine.

"Should," Data. You should chug Listerine.

Potato, Mugato.

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Old November 18 2012, 10:09 AM   #58
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Bring my music collection. I have found the perfect place to display my Engelbert Humperdinck cassettes.




Play "Spanish Eyes Killing Me Softly, Joachim."

But -

Do not task me on this.
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Old November 18 2012, 09:25 PM   #59
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Riker: "Data, I just had a talk with Jenna D'Sora, and she was very upset! In that list of 'multiple techniques' of yours, do any of them refer to 'Cleveland'?"
Data: "Two, sir."
Riker: "Yeah, I'd delete those."
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Old November 21 2012, 06:42 AM   #60
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Data, have you seen Wesley Crusher?

Yes sir. I just saw him in engineering.

What was he doing there?

Trying to figure out a way to reverse-engineer the subspace conundrum I gave him.

So that shriek was -

Yes sir. Crusher's subspace wedgie.
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