Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Sorry I didn't get this started yesterday, just been busy. Lets go now!





First up to the plate, we have the "And every second of that made it into the movie!" Award, going to:

shivkala wrote:

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Robert Wise: Okay, folks, I just need another 15 minutes of you staring at the screen so we can add the fx in post and we'll be all set for the day.

Next, we have the "Maybe he's not such a bad guy after all..." Award, going to:

isis wrote:

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Kirk: "Actually, Khan's suggestion turned out to be a good one. As long as we had to spend the money to reupholster, I'm glad we went with the rich Corinthian leather."

Next, we have the "Not Every Planet" Award, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote:

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Picard: "Ah, al fresco dining! A delight on just about any planet in the galaxy!"
Troi: "Except for Vega 4, with their near-constant meteorite bombardments."
Picard: "Well...yeah..."

Nerys Myk wrote:

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KIRK:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.


SPOCK & MCCOY:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

KIRK:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

KIRK:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

KIRK:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Congrats to all of our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!







Enjoy!

[LeadHead]

Picard: Mister Worf?

Worf: Yup, that Quantum Torpedo is about to la-




Khan: Maybe you should choose a name that people might have a chance of either pronouncing or spelling correctly.




Riker was surprised when Data offered to be his wingman on saturday night.

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: It's not just me right, the other two pictures aren't working?

Worf: Nah, Photobucket was the villain from the first film wasn't it?

[shivkala]

Thanks for the win!


Picard: ...and then Lt. Hawk gets assimilated, distracting the Borg long enough for us to fire off a shot to destroy the array. Everyone good with the plan?
Worf: Aye, sir!
Hawk: I'm not.
Picard: Huh, for some reason, Lt. Hawk's communicator doesn't appear to be working, I only heard you, Worf. Oh, well, I'm sure Lt. Hawk agreed. Now, make it so!

[T'Girl]

Picard: "Ever though she can easily black out the viewport, she never does.

Hawks: "You were right Captain, the view into Councilor Troi's sonic shower from here is quite ... what's the word I want?

Worf: "Stimulating."

[Finn]

The last two pictures aren't showing

[Finn]

Riker: (OS) Geordi, I posted that picture of Robin Lefler in the shower. Hurry before Photobucket deletes it

Geordi: *runs to the closest console* *sigh*

[SmoothieX]

After 4-alarm chili night with those new peppers they discovered on Terellia Prime, Picard and company take the necessary precuations before venturing in to clean the officers' head.



What we all wish we stared at for 2 hours instead of Nemesis.

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf: whimpers, and sheds a tear
Picard:"Okay, important safety tip guys. Don't fart in your own space suit."

[Armored Saint]

Worf: Photobucket is whitout honor!
Hawk: So Captain, what's your plan to recover the two missing pictures? Do I have to do Uhura Maneuver?
Picard and Worf: NO!

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!



McDonough: "Say, Patrick, why don't we take a screen cap of this scene and send it to your old pals at the Old Vic?"
Stewart: "Shut up!"

[Skywalker]

Picard: "Mister Worf, who is that man over there?"
Worf: "The historical records identify him as the grandfather of Jonathan Archer, sir."
Hawk: "You know, I could pull this trigger and no one would ever have to witness These Are the Voyages..."

[Triskelion]

Worf: I see them, Captain. Borg.
Picard: Very dangerous. A good chance we won't all survive.
Ensign McGopherbauls: Crap.

[Kirby]

Picard: Earth. What arrogant, stuck up planet. All blue and green and watery. It thinks it's sooooooo great. It's right behind me, isn't it?



Khan: I like the headband. You've got that Loverboy 'Everybody's Working for the Weekend' thing going on. Nice choice.



Data: Query... Define 'sharted'

[Finn]

Kirby...you can see them???