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Old October 29 2012, 05:04 AM   #1
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VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done

Thanks to everyone who participated in the last Caption Contest! I'm kind of a sucker for Neelix jokes so the winner of the old Golden Neelix goes to:
Eydie Munroe wrote: View Post

Torres: Wow…
Paris: Um…
Alien: So, what do you think of it? Do you like it?
Torres: It’s fine.
Paris: Really good resolution…
Alien: Yes! You can see every detail of Neelix’s bathroom.
Paris: I really wish it couldn’t.
Torres: How does he walk around with that thing??

Congrats!

Here's the next picture for captioning goodness:

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Old October 29 2012, 05:06 AM   #2
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SEVEN: Hey, my breasts are down here!!
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Old October 29 2012, 06:56 AM   #3
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Icheb: Can I get the artisan pizza with half-pepperoni?
Seven: Custom orders are futile.
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Old October 29 2012, 03:34 PM   #4
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Janeway: "From now on, we'll call Seven, Scratcheb..."
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Old October 30 2012, 04:09 AM   #5
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Icheb: How did I offend you so much that you would make me wear Wesley Crusher's hand-me-down sweaters?
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Old October 30 2012, 08:20 AM   #6
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Seven: Icheb for the last time, you cannot borrow my Borg regenerative catsuits no matter how ugly the sweaters are Neelix knits you!
Janeway: Icheb, is that a phaser in your pants?
Icheb: ***exits sickbay at ludicrous speed***
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Old November 2 2012, 12:26 AM   #7
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Seven: "Arrghhhh... that stare... I can feel the first signs of a hell of a headache."
Icheb: *stares
Janeway: "I thought that was my prerogative..."
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Old November 2 2012, 07:14 AM   #8
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Seven: I'm sure the Captain is too busy to become your second "Mom."

Janeway: I'll be Daddy.
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Old November 3 2012, 09:46 AM   #9
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Icheb:
MY CONSOLE!
Seven: No. It belongs to me.
Janeway: Excuse me, but this is my console.
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Old November 3 2012, 09:43 PM   #10
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Icheb: Betty
(Janeway turns her head.)

Seven: Veronica
(Janeway turns her head.)

Icheb:
Betty
(Janeway turns her head.)

Seven: Veronica
(Janeway turns her head.)

Janeway: Frankly, my neck is getting tied.

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Old November 5 2012, 11:54 PM   #11
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Seven & Icheb simultaneously: Paper!
Janeway: You two take this game too seriously.
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Old November 6 2012, 12:43 AM   #12
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Icheb: I'm sorry, Seven, but I'm doing my Academy thesis on old Earth history and I'm not leaving here until you tell me: who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?
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Old November 6 2012, 02:06 PM   #13
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And by day 37 they were down to the last three in the "Touch the Console" competition. And as everyone had predicted it all came down to the two Borg and the Mad B*tch!

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Old November 6 2012, 10:17 PM   #14
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Janeway: Name something people wear over their eyes...
Seven: *SLAP* Metal eyebrows.
Janeway: Metal eyebrows... SURVEY SAYS:
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Old November 6 2012, 11:48 PM   #15
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Icheb: Why do all our computers have to weigh a hundred kilos?!
Seven: If you do not cease these futile interrogatives I cannot guarantee your security nor place on this ship.
Janeway: Hipster punk.
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