Harry's Bar: Under New Management - Page 5

Captain Ice · November 14 2012, 02:59 PM

Santaman wrote:

Cap'n Icy? shotgun? pirates don't use shotguns, this be a hand cannon!!

Hand it over, bub. Projectile weapons are not allowed in the bars in this town. They're to be checked with the local constabulary where they can be picked up when you leave. They can also be checked with the nearest constable, which last i checked, is me.

Santaman · November 14 2012, 06:39 PM

*glare* first have T'Bonz hand over her disruptor, if you survive that then we'll see..

Captain Ice · November 15 2012, 12:35 AM

She checked it in before entering the bar, bub. Now it's your turn.

ancientone51 · November 15 2012, 03:52 AM

Ancientone walks in and stands near the door. Thought I was dreaming. This joint is open again? I have a few minutes. Makes way to bar, Ill have a whiskey and sit a spell, if you don't mind. Is that bacon I smell?...

Mr. Laser Beam · November 15 2012, 03:53 AM

Gimme a diablo sandwich and a large Dr. Pepper, and make it snappy 'cause I'm in a damn hurry!

(The drunker I get, the more I channel Jackie Gleason)

T'Bonz · November 15 2012, 04:02 AM

Captain Ice wrote:

She checked it in before entering the bar, bub. Now it's your turn.

HAHAHAHAHAHA...always carry a dummy weapon to give to a dummy cop!

There are enough weapons on my person, lloann'na veruul, to sustain a battle for days.

That's not including the potent Romulan ale that a Romulan always has in his or her possession. A bit of that sometimes does the job just as well as most weapons.

Rules are for suckers.

sojourner · November 15 2012, 05:51 AM

Suckers! Get your all day suckers here! Hey, is that an enormous flying....

macloudt · November 15 2012, 12:11 PM

Anyone for a game of cards? I'd suggest a game of strip poker, but I'm still on parole for what happened the last time I suggested it. So...canasta?

Bob The Skutter · November 15 2012, 12:12 PM

Strip canasta?

macloudt · November 15 2012, 12:22 PM

Ooh, that's a new one. Let me call me parole officer to double-check...

...erm, apparently even strip Go Fish is off the list for me. Sorry.

Bob The Skutter · November 15 2012, 12:25 PM

What's the point then?

Santaman · November 15 2012, 01:00 PM

*Stands next to T'Bonz and makes fun of Cap'n Icy.*

Indeed, the Romulan is right, rules?

What rules? I'm a Pirate not a rat-eating-spine-like-a-pudding-weak-in-the-knees-son-of-a landlubber!

*spots long lost ammo for his baazooka* Ah!

Captain Ice · November 15 2012, 02:53 PM

*Pulls out a bullwhip and, with three quick flicks of his wrist, snatches the shotgun, bazooka, and disruptor.*

Thank you for confirming their locations.

*saunters over to the bar and orders a drink*

Santaman · November 15 2012, 03:47 PM

*pulls out sword and chops whip in many pieces of 5cm.*

Tsj tsk, you're getting old, new glasses needed?

Also, its "handcannon" not "shotgun"

two entirely different things, might stay away from the booze there old man if you can't see the difference.

*proceeds to make coffee*

Shanndee · November 15 2012, 04:24 PM

macloudt wrote:

Anyone for a game of cards? I'd suggest a game of strip poker, but I'm still on parole for what happened the last time I suggested it. So...canasta?

I'm up for canasta...as long as it involves bacon!

November 14 2012, 06:39 PM	#62
Santaman Rear Admiral Location: A little while in the past.	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management glare first have T'Bonz hand over her disruptor, if you survive that then we'll see.. __________________ "Sword is personal, brings slicing to a man, you getta that personal feedback, nuclear weapons?.. Meh, goes off big bang and you don't get any feeling.."

November 15 2012, 12:35 AM	#63
Captain Ice BBT Fan Location: Captain Ice's alter ego	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management She checked it in before entering the bar, bub. Now it's your turn. __________________ Captain Ice is now Captain Stoned. - KM You are too straight to be a floral designer. - da Bunny RIP Dad Apr 22, 1942 - Dec 2, 2011

November 15 2012, 03:52 AM	#64
ancientone51 Rear Admiral Location: Texas, USA	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Ancientone walks in and stands near the door. Thought I was dreaming. This joint is open again? I have a few minutes. Makes way to bar, Ill have a whiskey and sit a spell, if you don't mind. Is that bacon I smell?... __________________ Holdfast to whatever gets you through the bads. "What f*cking reincarnated royal bug did I step on to earn this?" - Per my insane daughter.

November 15 2012, 03:53 AM	#65
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Gimme a diablo sandwich and a large Dr. Pepper, and make it snappy 'cause I'm in a damn hurry! (The drunker I get, the more I channel Jackie Gleason) __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

November 15 2012, 05:51 AM	#67
sojourner Vice Admiral Location: I'm at WKRP	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Suckers! Get your all day suckers here! Hey, is that an enormous flying.... __________________ Baby, you and me were never meant to be, just maybe think of me once in a while...

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November 15 2012, 12:11 PM	#68
macloudt Annoyingly polite Location: a Canuck in southwest England	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Anyone for a game of cards? I'd suggest a game of strip poker, but I'm still on parole for what happened the last time I suggested it. So...canasta? __________________ "Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be."--Mignon McLaughlin My crafting and cooking blog

November 15 2012, 12:12 PM	#69
Bob The Skutter Admiral Location: Bob The Skutter	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Strip canasta? __________________ It's all right, children. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it. I am sure that we shall never forget Tiny Tim, or this first parting that there was among us.

November 15 2012, 12:22 PM	#70
macloudt Annoyingly polite Location: a Canuck in southwest England	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Ooh, that's a new one. Let me call me parole officer to double-check... ...erm, apparently even strip Go Fish is off the list for me. Sorry. __________________ "Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be."--Mignon McLaughlin My crafting and cooking blog

November 15 2012, 12:25 PM	#71
Bob The Skutter Admiral Location: Bob The Skutter	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management What's the point then? __________________ It's all right, children. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it. I am sure that we shall never forget Tiny Tim, or this first parting that there was among us.

November 15 2012, 01:00 PM	#72
Santaman Rear Admiral Location: A little while in the past.	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Stands next to T'Bonz and makes fun of Cap'n Icy. Indeed, the Romulan is right, rules? What rules? I'm a Pirate not a rat-eating-spine-like-a-pudding-weak-in-the-knees-son-of-a landlubber! spots long lost ammo for his baazooka Ah! __________________ "Sword is personal, brings slicing to a man, you getta that personal feedback, nuclear weapons?.. Meh, goes off big bang and you don't get any feeling.."

November 15 2012, 02:53 PM	#73
Captain Ice BBT Fan Location: Captain Ice's alter ego	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Pulls out a bullwhip and, with three quick flicks of his wrist, snatches the shotgun, bazooka, and disruptor. Thank you for confirming their locations. saunters over to the bar and orders a drink __________________ Captain Ice is now Captain Stoned. - KM You are too straight to be a floral designer. - da Bunny RIP Dad Apr 22, 1942 - Dec 2, 2011

November 15 2012, 03:47 PM	#74
Santaman Rear Admiral Location: A little while in the past.	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management pulls out sword and chops whip in many pieces of 5cm. Tsj tsk, you're getting old, new glasses needed? Also, its "handcannon" not "shotgun" two entirely different things, might stay away from the booze there old man if you can't see the difference. proceeds to make coffee __________________ "Sword is personal, brings slicing to a man, you getta that personal feedback, nuclear weapons?.. Meh, goes off big bang and you don't get any feeling.."