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Old November 18 2012, 01:51 AM   #46
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns

If Linda Park shows up on TBBT as Penny's sister we'll know they read the forums.
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Old November 18 2012, 02:27 AM   #47
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Old November 18 2012, 03:21 AM   #48
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Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!



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Old November 18 2012, 03:26 AM   #49
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HOSHI: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
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Old November 20 2012, 08:31 AM   #50
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You think this is fast, wait til the volcanic-diarrhea kicks in!




I'll see your "Vulcan neuropressure" and raise you a Brazilian wax, you pointy-eared skank.
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Old November 21 2012, 07:39 PM   #51
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Penny: Freaked out. They made Sheldon the captain.
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Old November 22 2012, 12:10 PM   #52
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Archer: "...And that's the story of Enterprise's first Thanksgiving!"
Hoshi: "Uh...sir, you didn't actually tell me a story. You just sat down and said 'And that's the story of Enterprise's first Thanksgiving!'"
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Old November 22 2012, 12:20 PM   #53
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Etek tor ri variben pa' Puk-Tor Travek.



[Translation: "We do not talk about Fight Club."]
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Old November 22 2012, 08:18 PM   #54
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Old November 23 2012, 09:06 AM   #55
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Oh I've misspelled "there" again. Can you rub your head on this word?

Good thing you don't write in pen!
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Old November 26 2012, 09:21 AM   #56
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<thinking> I am not fading away, this reflection is my own, and I am not fading away... NOT FADING... away...


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Archer: You're icy exterior put me off, besides what are you going to do about it? Hit me?
T'pol: Just what chance do you think have?
Archer: <gulps>


Alien to the left: Dear you really need to put on more makeup, your face is going a little red!


Archer: What? Do you don't think I can score?
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Old November 26 2012, 01:16 PM   #57
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