ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns - Page 2

T'Girl · November 8 2012, 05:54 AM

Jar Jar Binks wrote:

Trip: "Hmm, I wonder if I could convince T'Pol to try this out..."
Hoshi: "It's like I'm invisible, or something..."

Travis (standing immediately next to Hoshi): "I know how you feel."

Sheriff Turman (os): "Special Agent Cooper, are you done brushing your teeth yet."

Nerys Myk · November 8 2012, 05:57 AM

TRIP: Aaaaaaaaaghhhh!!!!!

HOSHI: What a baby. I haven't even turned it on yet!

Skywalker · November 8 2012, 06:28 AM

Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."

Triskelion · November 9 2012, 03:55 AM

<Knock knock knock> Hoshi?
<Knock knock knock> Hoshi?
<Knock knock knock> Hoshi?

Go away Malcom!

And that's when I told the Ambassador to get his own damned parking validation. I've got a sticker.

Nerys Myk · November 9 2012, 04:40 AM

She does kind of look like Kaley Cuoco.

Triskelion · November 9 2012, 07:54 AM

Oh good, then it's not just me who thinks so.

jespah · November 9 2012, 03:01 PM

Hoshi (thinking) Looks 3, Dance 10

Skywalker · November 10 2012, 10:12 AM

Zombie Cheerleader wrote:

ARCHER: Well, we could cut it off.

T'POL: True, but the hand would still be in the pipe.

HOSHI: He means the pipe, not my hand!

ARCHER: Uh, yeah...right. The pipe.

Hoshi: "Now I'm starting to see why all the fans hate you so much."

T'Girl · November 10 2012, 07:24 PM

Trip: "Are you sure this "Time Wheel" thingy with work?"

Worf: "Yes, you must travel through time and design a dashboard display for us, or the galaxy is doomed."

Miss Lemon · November 11 2012, 05:52 PM

Jar Jar Binks wrote:

Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."

Good one!

Skywalker · November 12 2012, 11:03 AM

Miss Lemon wrote:

Jar Jar Binks wrote:

Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."

Good one!

Quite fitting for Kirk's childhood hero, don't you think?

jespah · November 12 2012, 02:52 PM

Skywalker wrote:

Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."

Archer (thinking) Pity you're not green.

lurok · November 12 2012, 06:02 PM

so many of these

Triskelion · November 13 2012, 05:54 AM

Hoshi: Are you sure you want us to shoot your dead body into space in one of these?
Trip: Hell yeah. I want to confuse me some aliens.

Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?

Skywalker · November 13 2012, 11:39 AM

Triskelion wrote:

Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?

Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."

November 8 2012, 05:57 AM	#17
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns TRIP: Aaaaaaaaaghhhh!!!!! HOSHI: What a baby. I haven't even turned it on yet! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 8 2012, 06:28 AM	#18
Skywalker Admiral	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."

November 9 2012, 03:55 AM	#19
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns <Knock knock knock> Hoshi? <Knock knock knock> Hoshi? <Knock knock knock> Hoshi? Go away Malcom! And that's when I told the Ambassador to get his own damned parking validation. I've got a sticker. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 9 2012, 04:40 AM	#20
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns She does kind of look like Kaley Cuoco. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 9 2012, 07:54 AM	#21
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Oh good, then it's not just me who thinks so. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

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November 9 2012, 03:01 PM	#22
jespah Commodore Location: Boston, the Gateway to the Galaxy	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Hoshi (thinking) Looks 3, Dance 10 __________________ Honk if you love silence http://www.jespah.com (includes fanfiction with most ratings). TU Publishing Adult Trek Anthology

November 10 2012, 07:24 PM	#24
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Trip: "Are you sure this "Time Wheel" thingy with work?" Worf: "Yes, you must travel through time and design a dashboard display for us, or the galaxy is doomed."

November 12 2012, 06:02 PM	#28
lurok Commodore Location: Lost In The EU Expanse	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns so many of these __________________ “Between ennui and ecstasy unwinds our whole experience of time.”

November 13 2012, 05:54 AM	#29
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Hoshi: Are you sure you want us to shoot your dead body into space in one of these? Trip: Hell yeah. I want to confuse me some aliens. Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me! Hoshi: Earth? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus