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Old November 14 2012, 07:37 AM   #31
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Ezri: The...real...corn queen of...Trill.
Corn Queen of Trill: Yes, Ezri. Your reign of drama is over.




Garak: A "Whale Tail," Chief?
Nog: He does not want to talk about it!




Kira: Lasertag? On a space station? During wartime?
Sisko: Just the stress release we all need. <Shoots lasers into her eye>



I'm not you! I can't be jailed for thinking dirty thoughts!

Exactly what I, I mean a filthy sex fiend, would say.




Worf: Glass floors in the women's changing room. It is no doubt good to be Captain.
Sisko: It is good to be Captain.
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Old November 15 2012, 05:01 AM   #32
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Ezri sees a Breen without their helmet. Apparently they aren't quite as scary as they are disgusting and stomach-turning.




O'Brien: "Garak! Will you quit shining that light on me? This isn't a Cardassian interrogation, you know".
Garak: "Just trying to rekindle your memories from the Cardassian-Federation War to 'aid' you in your repairs".




Kira: "Umm, Captain, I think it's going to take a lot more than this part to fix this mess".




Dr. Bashir tries the old Marx brothers routine with his 'reflection'.




Dominion ships are apparently like the Sistine Chapel, with enthralling works of art on the ceilings of their corridors.
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Old November 15 2012, 06:28 AM   #33
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SISKO: How exactly did this "Xenomorph" escape again?

KIRA: I dunno, but I still think it's a plot by Quark to make me strip down to my underwear.
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Old November 15 2012, 11:23 AM   #34
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Ezri sees a Breen without their helmet.
Not all species have their sexual organs in the same place.
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Old November 15 2012, 07:33 PM   #35
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Bashir on right: "Trust me. You don't have to raise your arms that high for jazz hands. Especially on a day you haven't bothered to use deodorant."
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Old November 15 2012, 07:55 PM   #36
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Sisko: "So far 'Rock of Ages' is pretty boring and we're the only ones in the theatre. Maybe we should have picked one of the other ninety-nine movies in this hundred-plex."

Worf: "No sh*t, Sherlock."





Nerys: "Do I look fat in this?"

<brief pause>

Nerys: "Well, everyone, don't all respond at once."
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Old November 20 2012, 02:10 AM   #37
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"Inflatable Ezri" always sold well at Quark's.
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Old November 22 2012, 02:51 PM   #38
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Garak: Chief, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

O'Brien: How many legs?

Garak: Too many to count, not so many they work in shifts.

O'Brien: Pffft. <Goes back to work>





Worf: Sir, the multilegged creature is back.
Sisko: Odo? Is that you?
Worf: The constable has far more important things to do, sir.
Odo <tiny voice>: Don't shoot! Pleeeeeeese!




Sisko (OS, walking into the room): "Ezri, I just want to warn you what Odo is up to today. Whatever you do, don't open your mouth too wi..."
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Old November 23 2012, 09:03 AM   #39
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Old November 24 2012, 01:30 AM   #40
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Garak: "One of us is going to spend this episode in excruciating pain. Time to draw straws."

O'Brien: "Damn it all! I always get the short straw!"
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Old November 27 2012, 06:40 PM   #41
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Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post
Worst...mirror...ever!
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Old November 27 2012, 06:42 PM   #42
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Garak: "One of us is going to spend this episode in excruciating pain. Time to draw straws."

O'Brien: "Damn it all! I always get the short straw!"
Nog: "That's just because we only used one straw. Like always. You're not very observant, are you, Chief?"
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Old December 4 2012, 06:46 AM   #43
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GARAK: It's almost Christmas day, Chief. If you're going to get Molly's bike assembled you'd better cracking.

O'BRIEN: I can't find the bloody instructions!!

NOG: Didn't Quark tell you? Instructions cost extra.
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Old December 8 2012, 07:03 PM   #44
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At long last, a new contest!
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