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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old November 7 2012, 10:53 PM   #31
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Picard: Number One, the entire ship is being flooded with anasthazine gas. Would you know anything about that?

Riker: No?

<Entire crew passes out; Data looks over shoulder at Science II station>



LaForge: All right, I've erased the body from the neck down.

Riker: Now take the body from Ro's service record.

Ro: No! Computer, paste the Crusher boy's body on this profile!

MacDuff: Nice! Computer, add feety pajamas and a gorch breakout!

Picard: Computer, update Starfleet service record authorization Picard alpha three. Add level one encrypted security protocol against any future adjustments or tampering.

Worf: What are you all doing?

Geordi <Closes screen>: All systems nominal, sir.
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Old November 8 2012, 06:25 AM   #32
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GEORDIE: Back off, I'm texting with my girlfriend!
Ro: Why is the address listed as "Holodeck Two?"

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Old November 8 2012, 09:54 PM   #33
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Maitre D' (OS): "Sorry, there's no reservation for 6 under the name Jean-Luc Picard."

Picard: "Hmm. Young Mr. Crusher assured me he made the reservations. I thought I told him to make the reservation under my name, but maybe he missed that. Do you have any parties of 6 at all?"

Maitre D' (OS): "Let's see. We do have one—an A. Nalfisher. Is that your group?"

Picard: "On second thought, I seem to be mistaken. We decided to eat in after all. Sorry to trouble you."

Geordi (to self): "That Wesley, he always has to get so gross. I told him we should have gone with Ivana B. Luft."





Even in the 24th Century, it took forever to get the photocopier repair person on site.
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Old November 9 2012, 03:55 AM   #34
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Borg: We are the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni!
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Old November 9 2012, 04:01 AM   #35
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Borg: Your multiple techniques will be added to our own.
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Old November 9 2012, 11:15 PM   #36
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Picard: "Numbah One, I have to say that's one of your less impressive poses."

Riker: "Pose? This is a Charley Horse, I'm stuck like this, and you'd better page Dr. Crusher immediately!"
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Old November 10 2012, 12:43 AM   #37
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Borg drone: "We'll thank you to clean up after the feline for whom you have assumed care."

Data (to self): "I knew I should not have given Spot that plomeek."
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Old November 10 2012, 02:20 PM   #38
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O'Brien: "Well, we've answered an age-old question."

<brief pause>

O'Brien: "Mugatus are not toilet trainable."
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Old November 10 2012, 07:02 PM   #39
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Picard: "So according to this newscast, the State of Florida has finally determined that Barack Obama carried the state in the 2012 U.S. presidential election."

Riker: "And it took only a little over 300 years. They must be slipping."
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Old November 10 2012, 07:24 PM   #40
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Borg on Data's right: We are The Borg. Resistance is futile. But go ahead - Resist! C'mon! Just try it, pal!

Borg on Data's left: Give it a rest already, 2 of 3. Geez...
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Old November 11 2012, 01:03 AM   #41
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Old November 11 2012, 01:58 AM   #42
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Crewman: "You know, these scraps are razor sharp!"

O'Brien: "Well, yeah, on that side."
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Old November 11 2012, 03:31 AM   #43
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DATA: Close one. I could have fallen to my death. You guys saved my life.



CREWMAN: Don't you think a pit fall trap is a bit extreme to capture a cat?

O'BRIEN: For the last time, the cat pooped in my shoes!!!!!
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Old November 11 2012, 07:06 PM   #44
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