VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done - Page 2

Velocity · November 7 2012, 02:47 AM

Janeway: Still no winner in the thumb wrestling contest?
Icheb: To the death, Seven!
Seven: Resistance is fut-
Janeway: Yeah we know. Hurry up, you two! The loser has to trim Neelix's toenails and they've grown another 5 inches while you've been stalling.

Nerys Myk · November 7 2012, 03:57 AM

SEVEN: That hurt!!!!!

ICHEB: Sorry, I thought there was a spider on your hand.

LeadHead · November 7 2012, 03:59 AM

Janeway: Seven, please stop hogging the console, we want to keep track of election results.

Mr. Laser Beam · November 7 2012, 04:57 AM

Icheb: Paper beats nanoprobes. I win.

Seven: No, nanoprobes assimilate paper. I win.

Icheb: Paper wraps nanoprobes!

Nerys Myk · November 7 2012, 07:51 AM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

Icheb: Paper beats nanoprobes. I win.

Seven: No, nanoprobes assimilate paper. I win.

Icheb: Paper wraps nanoprobes!

JANEWAY: I miss Lizard Spock.

Triskelion · November 7 2012, 08:25 AM

Seven: You're impatience reminds me of Thirteen of Nineteen.
Janeway: Thirteen of Nineteen?
Icheb: Thirteen of Nineteen, Auxiliary Disposal Attendant of Unimatrix Forty-Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy Four. He was well-known in the Collective for the numerous daily errors caused by his failed attempts at efficiency.
Seven: His antics...amused the Borg.
Icheb: I fail to see the comparison, Seven. Thirteen of Nineteen, Auxiliary Disposal Attendant of Unimatrix Forty-Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy Four did not possess my manual dexterity nor facility with computation.
Janeway <taps communicator>: Be right there, Commander.
Seven: With whom are you communicating, Captain?
Icheb: I believe it was a subterfuge to make an adept departure.
Seven: That sounded like Thirteen of Nineteen within three nanometers of inflection variance.
Icheb: I will regenerate upon it.

Jonas Grumby · November 7 2012, 09:37 AM

Some things never change:
Janeway: "What's the problem here?"
Seven: "We just beamed this gentleman aboard. Unfortunately, it appears his luggage ended up in Dallas."

Eydie Munroe · November 8 2012, 05:37 PM

Thanks for the win!

Icheb: Tastes great!
Seven: Less filling!
Icheb: TASTES GREAT!!
Seven: LESS FILLING!!
Janeway: Ugh...I never should have let Paris host 'Classic TV Commercials Night'.

Mr. Laser Beam · November 8 2012, 10:28 PM

T'Girl wrote:

Janeway: Frankly, my neck is getting tied.

Seven: Later, captain.

Leviathan · November 9 2012, 02:08 AM

Icheb: it's pronounced few-tile....resistance is few-tile
Seven: Few-till?
Icheb: few-tiiiile...dammit no wonder the Borg let you go.

Triskelion · November 14 2012, 10:07 PM

Seven: We're sorry, sir. We're overbooked.

Janeway: You'll have to bunk in the cargo bay with the other youth demographic. Don't worry. The force field almost never gives out.

Ln X · November 16 2012, 12:42 AM

A new caption contest is up! Akiraprise has handed the reins over to me.

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=194188

November 7 2012, 02:47 AM	#16
Velocity Commodore Location: Eastern NC	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Janeway: Still no winner in the thumb wrestling contest? Icheb: To the death, Seven! Seven: Resistance is fut- Janeway: Yeah we know. Hurry up, you two! The loser has to trim Neelix's toenails and they've grown another 5 inches while you've been stalling. __________________ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

November 7 2012, 03:57 AM	#17
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done SEVEN: That hurt!!!!! ICHEB: Sorry, I thought there was a spider on your hand. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 7 2012, 03:59 AM	#18
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Janeway: Seven, please stop hogging the console, we want to keep track of election results. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

November 7 2012, 04:57 AM	#19
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Icheb: Paper beats nanoprobes. I win. Seven: No, nanoprobes assimilate paper. I win. Icheb: Paper wraps nanoprobes! __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

November 7 2012, 08:25 AM	#21
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Seven: You're impatience reminds me of Thirteen of Nineteen. Janeway: Thirteen of Nineteen? Icheb: Thirteen of Nineteen, Auxiliary Disposal Attendant of Unimatrix Forty-Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy Four. He was well-known in the Collective for the numerous daily errors caused by his failed attempts at efficiency. Seven: His antics...amused the Borg. Icheb: I fail to see the comparison, Seven. Thirteen of Nineteen, Auxiliary Disposal Attendant of Unimatrix Forty-Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy Four did not possess my manual dexterity nor facility with computation. Janeway <taps communicator>: Be right there, Commander. Seven: With whom are you communicating, Captain? Icheb: I believe it was a subterfuge to make an adept departure. Seven: That sounded like Thirteen of Nineteen within three nanometers of inflection variance. Icheb: I will regenerate upon it. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

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November 7 2012, 09:37 AM	#22
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Some things never change: Janeway: "What's the problem here?" Seven: "We just beamed this gentleman aboard. Unfortunately, it appears his luggage ended up in Dallas." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

November 8 2012, 05:37 PM	#23
Eydie Munroe Lieutenant Junior Grade Location: In A World All Her Own...	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Thanks for the win! Icheb: Tastes great! Seven: Less filling! Icheb: TASTES GREAT!! Seven: LESS FILLING!! Janeway: Ugh...I never should have let Paris host 'Classic TV Commercials Night'.

November 9 2012, 02:08 AM	#25
Leviathan Commander	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Icheb: it's pronounced few-tile....resistance is few-tile Seven: Few-till? Icheb: few-tiiiile...dammit no wonder the Borg let you go.

November 14 2012, 10:07 PM	#26
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Seven: We're sorry, sir. We're overbooked. Janeway: You'll have to bunk in the cargo bay with the other youth demographic. Don't worry. The force field almost never gives out. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 16 2012, 12:42 AM	#27
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done A new caption contest is up! Akiraprise has handed the reins over to me. http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=194188 __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*