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Old October 29 2012, 05:48 PM   #31
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Riker: Locutus of Borg, you say the Borg represent perfection but they still couldn't cure your baldness!


Troi's karaoke attempt at Child in Time did not go well, the crew always called her the screaming banshee afterwards...



LaForge: They call it the stairway to heaven.


Data: Behold! My stroboscopic orgasm inducer!


Picard: What is that brown thing down there to my left numba one?
Riker: Just Troi's ass sir.


Riker: (screaming) No! You are not putting my manhood under the cold examination of a laboratory!
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Old October 30 2012, 04:34 AM   #32
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Did I leave the polarity reverser on?
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Old October 30 2012, 04:46 AM   #33
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O'Brien:"Ohh Bloody Hell...." (Braaaappppppp)

Troi: "Oh dear god that has some hang time"

O'Brien: "Klingon Tacos., Sorry about that Counselor"
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Old October 30 2012, 02:24 PM   #34
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PICARD: To hell with their harmony being off. I'm not even sure they're singing the same song!
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Old November 1 2012, 01:15 AM   #35
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Pavel Chekov impression night was always a hit.
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Old November 1 2012, 02:47 AM   #36
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Riker: I don't remember leaving Miles O'Brien's bachelor's party last night
Geordi: Why is Data's head bolted to the ceiling?
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Old November 1 2012, 05:05 AM   #37
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Worf: Transporter room, one to beam to Borg vessel.
Locutus: Where is Worf going Number One?
Wesley <snickering to Ro>: "Going Number One."
Riker: He's gone to transmit a weaponized code into your Collective.
Locutus: What is it, an algorithm?
Riker: Let's just say we're never gonna give you up.
Borg: NEVER GONNA GIVE NEVER GONNA GIVE NEVER GONNA GIVE....



Riker: Mrs Troi? Are you still here? I'm not changing out of my uniform, you know!

Voice in Riker's head: <tee hee>




And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyeeeeiiiiiiiii...

Will always

Beam up youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooo....




Nerds.



Riker: Ready to try your Bigfoot call again, LaForge?
Data: I do not believe the Bigfeet are convinced.
Worf: Sh! I hear them! Cunning coyote mimicry.



Riker: We're...working on a rescue plan, sir. We'll be in touch.

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Old November 1 2012, 05:30 AM   #38
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DATA: Data to Worf. We have got a 10-82 in Riker's quarters.

WORF (over comm): Unauthorized personnel?

DATA: No, that is a 10-07.

WORF: Then what's a 10-82?

DATA: Disappearing a dead hooker from the Commander's quarters.
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Old November 1 2012, 06:02 AM   #39
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Winston Worf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
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Data: "Captain, are you sure it's a good idea to 'hot wire' the ship?"

Picard: "I tried calling Triple-A, but apparently I forgot to renew our membership."
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Old November 3 2012, 05:25 AM   #41
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PICARD: Trick or treat.

RIKER: You're two days too late.
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Old November 3 2012, 01:49 PM   #42
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Sending out prayers, good thoughts, or whatever you believe in to anyone in Hurricane Sandy's path who's had to deal with this or worse.
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Old November 5 2012, 01:05 AM   #43
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