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Old October 28 2012, 01:44 AM   #16
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Data: "What is trick or treating?"

Geordi: "Why do you want to know?"

Data: "I'd like to know what the middle-aged female in the house back there meant when she said, 'Hey you, you're too old to be trick or treating."
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Old October 28 2012, 05:03 AM   #17
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Riker: Damn my eyes, I can't see a thing. Geordi you are one lucky bastard. I'd give my third pip right now to be able to use a VISOR for anything but scratching my taint.

Worf: He has turned physical limitation into a source of courage and strength. On Qo'noS, you would be given a hero's death challenge on a daily basis. I myself would enjoy testing my batleth's edge against your honorable brainplating.

Data:
I can detect over 4000 species of fauna on this planetoid; yet I cannot see even three meters to determine the source of that gastric rumbling and grinding of massive fangs that Geordi alone bravely marches toward. I shall miss you at Ops when I'd monitor your nightly game of Pin the Tail on the Holographic Yeoman, my friend. On the main viewer.

Geordi:
I hate you all.
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Old October 28 2012, 05:24 AM   #18
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Everyone was too polite to say that Counselor Troi's and Chief O'Brien's attempt at a Klingon Opera Duet was horrid.

Worf, of course, loved it and was humming it for weeks afterwards.
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Old October 28 2012, 01:41 PM   #19
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Deanna screamed in horror when she realized the
green ray was giving her enormous "man-hands."

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Old October 28 2012, 02:21 PM   #20
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Locutus: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. From this moment forward, you will adapt to..." turns to Borg on left "Is this suit meant to chafe so much?"



Simon Cowell os: "You can't sing, you can't dance, you can barely find the beat, and you look like you're being tortured... Get rid of the Irishman and show some more cleavage and I think you have a future in this industry."



Riker: "Away team log entry. We have beamed down to the surface of Pyris VII to follow up on the mission here by the original Enterprise, 79 years ago... The planet seems deserted... halt recording. What is it, Data?"
Data: "I tawt I taw a puddy tat."
Worf: "What!"
Data: "I did, I did taw a puddy tat!"



Data: "In the event of an emergency, I am programmed to serve as a lighthouse."



Troi: "Oh dear God! I so did not need to see that."
Riker: "It's too dark in here. I couldn't even see properly. I thought it was Deanna."
Picard: "There is a reason behind the regulations regarding fraternisation between officers."
Worf: "You kiss like a weak fragile human, Commander. It was not... unpleasant."



Riker: "Dear God! I kissed Worf."
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Old October 28 2012, 03:48 PM   #21
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Deanna was, technically, correct when she said she'd never kissed Riker with a beard before...
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Old October 28 2012, 05:37 PM   #22
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PICARD: I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been… ah, wait a moment Number One, I'm getting a call on my bluetooth...

PICARD (distractedly): Hi... Yes, I'm telling him right now... OK, talk later... No, I can't say that here... he'll hear me, that's why!... Fine, fine... Locutie loves his Queenie-Weenie...

PICARD (back to Riker): Uh, right, where was I, again?





Troi and O'Brien discover what happens when the Calamarain Ambassador drinks too much wine...





RIKER: Geordi, it was your turn to pay the electricity bill this month.
GEORDI: Yeah, but with a VISOR, I can see in the dark, so screw you.





Military budget cuts meant that Starfleet interrogation techniques were a mere fraction of their Cardassian equivalents.





PICARD: OK, the lights are off and the Counsellor has assumed the position. Gentlemen, it's party time.
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Old October 28 2012, 08:18 PM   #23
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Counselor Troi, when you are free, perhaps you can help me locate the clown Commander Riker said he punched up here.
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Old October 28 2012, 10:26 PM   #24
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O'Brien: When I was down.
Troi: I was your clown.


Data's new blinding light alert wasn't as effective as he had hoped.


Riker: Mmmmmmmm. Oh yeah, Deanna, that feels real good! ::Opens Eyes:: WORF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old October 29 2012, 03:16 AM   #25
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Riker: "Black turtleneck... tech fetish... my god. It's Steve Jobs, back from the dead."

Locutus: "Yeah, I think we're gonna pass on assimilating Acting Captain Genius over there."



O'Brien: "Poo gas! My one weakness!"



Riker: "-and furthermore, the Jilraxiun Ambassad- you're watching porno on that thing, aren't you?"

Geordi: "Yep."



Data: "Are you aware you were doing Warp 6 in a 25 mile an hour zone? License and registration."



Picard: "Will, I know you're thinking of beaming Deanna's pants into space."

Riker:
"What gave me away?"

Worf: "Your hand is hovering dramatically above the transporter controls."



Narrator:
"Was Commander Riker truly abducted by aliens? Or was it just a figment, conjured by a stressed and fractured mind? Find out after the break, on Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction."

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Old October 29 2012, 06:53 AM   #26
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Worf: Captain. I have returned from the Qo'noS annual "Big Battlin' Batleth Blowout" only to find the entire crew thinks they are - kittens!

Picard: Mew?
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Old October 29 2012, 10:57 AM   #27
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Locutus: And as part of my assimilation of Picard's skills and knowledge I have taken the Borg Drone most prone to just standing and drooling with a vacant expression on his face, stood him on my right and called him Number One.
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Old October 29 2012, 03:25 PM   #28
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Troi (OS): "I'm not trying to nitpick, but think you might be a bit more comfortable if you changed into pajamas?"
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Old October 29 2012, 04:49 PM   #29
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Picard: "Check the sensors, Mr. Worf. I want to know who farted!"
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Riker(thinking): "The next time I flop back onto my bed, I have got to remember to take the phaser off of my belt..."
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