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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old October 26 2012, 03:30 AM   #31
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Picard: "Sorry, a snark ward of the pith?"

Darth Vadar (os): "Nooooooo !!"




Picard: "...and I look out the shuttle view port and there's this ... thing out on the stabilizer."

Deanna: "I see."

Picard: "Well, when I try to point it out to Beverly, naturally there's nothing there."

Deanna: "Go on."

Picard: "So when I look again, this thing is tearing apart the port warp nacelle ..."

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Old October 26 2012, 04:47 AM   #32
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PICARD: Thank you God!
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Old October 26 2012, 05:29 AM   #33
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Qoy qeylIs Beverly. Qoy puqbe'pu' and Troi. yoHbogh matlhbogh je SuvwI' Say'Death to Wesley' may' 'Iw. maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu'. nI'be' yInmaj 'ach wovqu'. batlh maHeghbej 'bang Ensign Ro' qIjDaq vavpu'ma' DImuv. pa' jackass Riker out the airlock maSuvtaHqu'. Four Lights. Four lights. There are four lights ma'ov. Qoy qeylIs Kill LaForge. Qoy puqbe'pu' and Data too.....




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Geordi: Thank you, Counselor Troi.

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Old October 26 2012, 06:52 PM   #34
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Picard: Computer, please talk dirty to me with Lwaxana’s voice.


Data: You’re right, the Blu-Ray TNG edition gives us a clear view on captain’s crotch.


Picard: Data, can you scan behind screen, I feel they’re looking at my crotch.


Argyle: Commander Riker, he said that I will be fired and my functions of beardy officer and chief engineers will be taken by two dudes on bridge.


Data: ...and then, she put chocolate on my fully functional and anatomically correct device and took it like that.
Troi: Yummy!
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Old October 26 2012, 09:19 PM   #35
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Picard: Sorry, ladies. I had no idea that shower floor panel was a one-way mirror!


Spiner: Rock, paper, scissors to tell Denise about "Skin of Evil"?
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Alien (in Stephen Stucker voice): Where did you get that UNIFORM? It's AWFUL! Those shoes, and that communicator...GEEEEEEEEZ!
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Old October 27 2012, 04:40 AM   #37
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RIKER: If the two of you don't know why the hell that's flashing, I sure don't.
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Old October 27 2012, 01:57 PM   #38
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Newscaster (OS): "Police have released the names of alleged clients of a woman who used her Zumba dance studio in the U.S. state of Maine for..."

Geordi (to self): "Oh, so that's why the captain is always on his way to Zumba whenever you need him these days."





Data: "Captain, I can't do anything with this steering."

<brief pause>

Data: "Maybe this time it wasn't such a good idea to use National for our starship rental."
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Old October 27 2012, 04:58 PM   #39
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Screen shot from the rarely seen episode "Picard and the Lilliputians".
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Old October 27 2012, 05:07 PM   #40
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Picard: "Who the hell yelled 'Down in front' ?"
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Old October 27 2012, 06:54 PM   #41
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