TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! - Page 3

T'Girl · October 26 2012, 03:30 AM

Picard: "Sorry, a snark ward of the pith?"

Darth Vadar (os): "Nooooooo !!"

Picard: "...and I look out the shuttle view port and there's this ... thing out on the stabilizer."

Deanna: "I see."

Picard: "Well, when I try to point it out to Beverly, naturally there's nothing there."

Deanna: "Go on."

Picard: "So when I look again, this thing is tearing apart the port warp nacelle ..."

Nerys Myk · October 26 2012, 04:47 AM

PICARD: Thank you God!

Triskelion · October 26 2012, 05:29 AM

Qoy qeylIs Beverly. Qoy puqbe'pu' and Troi. yoHbogh matlhbogh je SuvwI' Say'Death to Wesley' may' 'Iw. maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu'. nI'be' yInmaj 'ach wovqu'. batlh maHeghbej 'bang Ensign Ro' qIjDaq vavpu'ma' DImuv. pa' jackass Riker out the airlock maSuvtaHqu'. Four Lights. Four lights. There are four lights ma'ov. Qoy qeylIs Kill LaForge. Qoy puqbe'pu' and Data too.....

Riker: What the...
Data: It is...gibberish, sir. The captain's song makes no sense.
Geordi: Thank you, Counselor Troi.

Armored Saint · October 26 2012, 06:52 PM

Picard: Computer, please talk dirty to me with Lwaxana’s voice.

Data: You’re right, the Blu-Ray TNG edition gives us a clear view on captain’s crotch.

Picard: Data, can you scan behind screen, I feel they’re looking at my crotch.

Argyle: Commander Riker, he said that I will be fired and my functions of beardy officer and chief engineers will be taken by two dudes on bridge.

Data: ...and then, she put chocolate on my fully functional and anatomically correct device and took it like that.
Troi: Yummy!

Honorable Ensign · October 26 2012, 09:19 PM

Picard: Sorry, ladies. I had no idea that shower floor panel was a one-way mirror!

Spiner: Rock, paper, scissors to tell Denise about "Skin of Evil"?

Mr. Laser Beam · October 27 2012, 03:44 AM

Alien (in Stephen Stucker voice): Where did you get that UNIFORM? It's AWFUL! Those shoes, and that communicator...GEEEEEEEEZ!

Nerys Myk · October 27 2012, 04:40 AM

RIKER: If the two of you don't know why the hell that's flashing, I sure don't.

Isis · October 27 2012, 01:57 PM

Newscaster (OS): "Police have released the names of alleged clients of a woman who used her Zumba dance studio in the U.S. state of Maine for..."

Geordi (to self): "Oh, so that's why the captain is always on his way to Zumba whenever you need him these days."

Data: "Captain, I can't do anything with this steering."

<brief pause>

Data: "Maybe this time it wasn't such a good idea to use National for our starship rental."

Mistral · October 27 2012, 04:58 PM

Skully wrote:

Screen shot from the rarely seen episode "Picard and the Lilliputians".

Mistral · October 27 2012, 05:07 PM

Picard: "Who the hell yelled 'Down in front' ?"

LeadHead · October 27 2012, 06:54 PM

New contest is up!

October 26 2012, 03:30 AM	#31
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! Picard: "Sorry, a snark ward of the pith?" Darth Vadar (os): "Nooooooo !!" Picard: "...and I look out the shuttle view port and there's this ... thing out on the stabilizer." Deanna: "I see." Picard: "Well, when I try to point it out to Beverly, naturally there's nothing there." Deanna: "Go on." Picard: "So when I look again, this thing is tearing apart the port warp nacelle ..."

October 26 2012, 04:47 AM	#32
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! PICARD: Thank you God! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 26 2012, 05:29 AM	#33
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! Qoy qeylIs Beverly. Qoy puqbe'pu' and Troi. yoHbogh matlhbogh je SuvwI' Say'Death to Wesley' may' 'Iw. maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu'. nI'be' yInmaj 'ach wovqu'. batlh maHeghbej 'bang Ensign Ro' qIjDaq vavpu'ma' DImuv. pa' jackass Riker out the airlock maSuvtaHqu'. Four Lights. Four lights. There are four lights ma'ov. Qoy qeylIs Kill LaForge. Qoy puqbe'pu' and Data too..... Riker: What the... Data: It is...gibberish, sir. The captain's song makes no sense. Geordi: Thank you, Counselor Troi. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus Last edited by Triskelion; October 26 2012 at 06:54 AM.

October 26 2012, 06:52 PM	#34
Armored Saint Ensign	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! Picard: Computer, please talk dirty to me with Lwaxana’s voice. Data: You’re right, the Blu-Ray TNG edition gives us a clear view on captain’s crotch. Picard: Data, can you scan behind screen, I feel they’re looking at my crotch. Argyle: Commander Riker, he said that I will be fired and my functions of beardy officer and chief engineers will be taken by two dudes on bridge. Data: ...and then, she put chocolate on my fully functional and anatomically correct device and took it like that. Troi: Yummy!

October 26 2012, 09:19 PM	#35
Honorable Ensign Commander	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! Picard: Sorry, ladies. I had no idea that shower floor panel was a one-way mirror! Spiner: Rock, paper, scissors to tell Denise about "Skin of Evil"? __________________ I don't care if I'm apathetic.

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October 27 2012, 03:44 AM	#36
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! Alien (in Stephen Stucker voice): Where did you get that UNIFORM? It's AWFUL! Those shoes, and that communicator...GEEEEEEEEZ! __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

October 27 2012, 04:40 AM	#37
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! RIKER: If the two of you don't know why the hell that's flashing, I sure don't. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 27 2012, 01:57 PM	#38
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! Newscaster (OS): "Police have released the names of alleged clients of a woman who used her Zumba dance studio in the U.S. state of Maine for..." Geordi (to self): "Oh, so that's why the captain is always on his way to Zumba whenever you need him these days." Data: "Captain, I can't do anything with this steering." <brief pause> Data: "Maybe this time it wasn't such a good idea to use National for our starship rental."

October 27 2012, 05:07 PM	#40
Mistral Vice Admiral Location: Between the candle and the flame	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! Picard: "Who the hell yelled 'Down in front' ?" __________________ ...sf fandom is only a personality disorder if you do it right.-Klaus http://www.adastrafanfic.com - archive stories! www.4rumboys.com for honest gaming

October 27 2012, 06:54 PM	#41
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 288: Loads of fun! New contest is up! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X