Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios - Page 2

Triskelion · October 24 2012, 07:30 AM

Decker: See? Belts! All throughout history! I told you buckles had a purpose!

Kirk: "I always take up two spots. Keeps it from getting scratched."
Crewman: Douche.

Picard: Is this the Orgynarium?
Troi: It is never the orgynarium, Captain. The Orgynarium was a hypnogogic side effect of your scalp treatment.
Picard: <Points to duckblind> Is that the Orgynarium?

Finn · October 26 2012, 03:00 AM

Kirk: Decker, Why are you leaning like that?

Decker: Um... no reason. Yeah...um.. It's comfortable standing like this....*mutters* not looking at Ilia anymore

Isis · October 27 2012, 06:22 PM

The TNG-Wedding Crashers crossover was not well received.

inflatabledalek · October 27 2012, 07:53 PM

Decker: Errr... Captain... I've been meaning to ask you, was it really necessary for us both to take demotions for you to assume command? Couldn't you have stayed an Admiral and me a Captain as your XO?

Kirk: Sorry Decker, it's the rules.

Decker: But the time it took me to to get a new uniform made (I see you had one ready) could have been used much better...

Kirk: I didn't write the rule book Decker!

Spock: Actually you did write that part of it Captain, just updated over the Spacenet this morning, Regulation 9875 sub section 45: The How I Get To Become A Captain Again By Sneakily Teaming Up With A Space Cloud To Get Rid of That Tit Decker clause.

Kirk: Circumstantial!

inflatabledalek · October 27 2012, 07:55 PM

Decker: So have we learnt anything from the training video?

Kirk: Asking hot female officers if they have a vow of celibacy counts as sexual harassment now?!

Jonas Grumby · October 27 2012, 08:00 PM

Voice from viewscreen: "I'm sorry, Captain Kirk, we really don't mean to seem disrespectful, but it's very hard to take you seriously when you've outfitted your entire crew in leasure suits."

Isis · October 28 2012, 12:41 AM

Kirk: "This room needs something, but I just can't figure out what."

Decker: "Well, Sir, you have the right person here. I know exactly what it needs. A bean bag chair."

Kirk: "And to think you were only in diapers during our five-year mission. I don't know how we got along without you."

Armored Saint · October 28 2012, 01:49 AM

Decker: Yes sir the responsible for these awful uniforms is in this shuttle.

Kirk: Why didn't we ever think to take this shuttles when we were unable to see something with scanning device?

Picard: Okay guys, we have two options. It can be another goddamn planet where people have eternal youth, but no cure for hair loss, or one of these so precious libertine world like Rubicunt III.

Nerys Myk · October 28 2012, 02:39 AM

KIRK: Anyone else wishing for a splash of color somewhere? Even Spock is getting depressed.

Maurice · October 28 2012, 03:22 AM

Armored Saint wrote:

Decker: Yes sir the responsible for these awful uniforms is in this shuttle.

Kirk: Why didn't we ever think to take this shuttles when we were unable to see something with scanning device?
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I think you need to edit the captions on both of those, as neither sentence makes grammatical sense, and I can't figure out what the joke is.

T'Girl · October 28 2012, 05:25 AM

Decker: "Captain, a maximum phaser strike directly at the force holding me,
might weaken it just enough for me to break free.

Kirk: "Look Will ... just hire a lawyer and file for divorce like everyone else.

Isis · October 28 2012, 04:58 PM

Kirk: "Actually, Khan's suggestion turned out to be a good one. As long as we had to spend the money to reupholster, I'm glad we went with the rich Corinthian leather."

Triskelion · October 28 2012, 08:45 PM

Decker: Some kind of...subspace anomaly?
Bones: Exobiological macroviral infestation?
Kirk: Julie? Trisha? Betty June?
Spock: It is the seeping bunyon on my Vulcan hammertoe.

Kirk: Crewman, how many times do I have to give the order not to release the fart valve until we've cleared the deck!
McCoy: There are so few joys in an Ensign's life.
Spock: Indeed, Doctor.
Kirk: Ye gods. That's horrific.
Crewman: Welcome to my world, sirs.

Picard: 805 McFish to go, please.
Hostess: There's no such thing as a McFish!

Kirk: Mister Scott, we need! More! Saturation!

Scotty: I'm giving 'er all she's got, Captain! I cannae break the laws of Photoshop!

Jonas Grumby · October 28 2012, 11:36 PM

Decker: "Sir, don't you prefer the bridge with the lights dimmed?"
Kirk: "We can't see the cockroaches with the lights dimmed."
Decker: "So...is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?"

Balrog · October 29 2012, 03:09 AM

Host: Welcome. Dinner for six? We're running about a 90 minute wait right now. But If you're interested, a new 'Olive Garden' just opened across the road...

Picard: We'll wait.

October 24 2012, 07:30 AM	#16
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Decker: See? Belts! All throughout history! I told you buckles had a purpose! Kirk: "I always take up two spots. Keeps it from getting scratched." Crewman: Douche. Picard: Is this the Orgynarium? Troi: It is never the orgynarium, Captain. The Orgynarium was a hypnogogic side effect of your scalp treatment. Picard: <Points to duckblind> Is that the Orgynarium? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

October 26 2012, 03:00 AM	#17
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Kirk: Decker, Why are you leaning like that? Decker: Um... no reason. Yeah...um.. It's comfortable standing like this....mutters not looking at Ilia anymore

October 27 2012, 06:22 PM	#18
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios The TNG-Wedding Crashers crossover was not well received.

October 27 2012, 07:53 PM	#19
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Decker: Errr... Captain... I've been meaning to ask you, was it really necessary for us both to take demotions for you to assume command? Couldn't you have stayed an Admiral and me a Captain as your XO? Kirk: Sorry Decker, it's the rules. Decker: But the time it took me to to get a new uniform made (I see you had one ready) could have been used much better... Kirk: I didn't write the rule book Decker! Spock: Actually you did write that part of it Captain, just updated over the Spacenet this morning, Regulation 9875 sub section 45: The How I Get To Become A Captain Again By Sneakily Teaming Up With A Space Cloud To Get Rid of That Tit Decker clause. Kirk: Circumstantial! __________________ TRANSFORMATION: THE ABSENCE OF PETER DAVID A fill-in for a fill-in is better than you'd expect in my look at: Plight of the Bumblebee! Part 1

October 27 2012, 07:55 PM	#20
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Decker: So have we learnt anything from the training video? Kirk: Asking hot female officers if they have a vow of celibacy counts as sexual harassment now?! __________________ TRANSFORMATION: THE ABSENCE OF PETER DAVID A fill-in for a fill-in is better than you'd expect in my look at: Plight of the Bumblebee! Part 1

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October 27 2012, 08:00 PM	#21
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Voice from viewscreen: "I'm sorry, Captain Kirk, we really don't mean to seem disrespectful, but it's very hard to take you seriously when you've outfitted your entire crew in leasure suits." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

October 28 2012, 12:41 AM	#22
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Kirk: "This room needs something, but I just can't figure out what." Decker: "Well, Sir, you have the right person here. I know exactly what it needs. A bean bag chair." Kirk: "And to think you were only in diapers during our five-year mission. I don't know how we got along without you."

October 28 2012, 01:49 AM	#23
Armored Saint Ensign	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Decker: Yes sir the responsible for these awful uniforms is in this shuttle. Kirk: Why didn't we ever think to take this shuttles when we were unable to see something with scanning device? Picard: Okay guys, we have two options. It can be another goddamn planet where people have eternal youth, but no cure for hair loss, or one of these so precious libertine world like Rubicunt III.

October 28 2012, 02:39 AM	#24
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios KIRK: Anyone else wishing for a splash of color somewhere? Even Spock is getting depressed. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 28 2012, 05:25 AM	#26
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Decker: "Captain, a maximum phaser strike directly at the force holding me, might weaken it just enough for me to break free. Kirk: "Look Will ... just hire a lawyer and file for divorce like everyone else.

October 28 2012, 04:58 PM	#27
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Kirk: "Actually, Khan's suggestion turned out to be a good one. As long as we had to spend the money to reupholster, I'm glad we went with the rich Corinthian leather."

October 28 2012, 08:45 PM	#28
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Decker: Some kind of...subspace anomaly? Bones: Exobiological macroviral infestation? Kirk: Julie? Trisha? Betty June? Spock: It is the seeping bunyon on my Vulcan hammertoe. Kirk: Crewman, how many times do I have to give the order not to release the fart valve until we've cleared the deck! McCoy: There are so few joys in an Ensign's life. Spock: Indeed, Doctor. Kirk: Ye gods. That's horrific. Crewman: Welcome to my world, sirs. Picard: 805 McFish to go, please. Hostess: There's no such thing as a McFish! Kirk: Mister Scott, we need! More! Saturation! Scotty: I'm giving 'er all she's got, Captain! I cannae break the laws of Photoshop! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

October 28 2012, 11:36 PM	#29
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Decker: "Sir, don't you prefer the bridge with the lights dimmed?" Kirk: "We can't see the cockroaches with the lights dimmed." Decker: "So...is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

October 29 2012, 03:09 AM	#30
Balrog Commodore Location: Moria	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Host: Welcome. Dinner for six? We're running about a 90 minute wait right now. But If you're interested, a new 'Olive Garden' just opened across the road... Picard: We'll wait. __________________ Anybody got a breath mint?