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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old October 24 2012, 07:30 AM   #16
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Decker: See? Belts! All throughout history! I told you buckles had a purpose!



Kirk: "I always take up two spots. Keeps it from getting scratched."
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Troi: It is never the orgynarium, Captain. The Orgynarium was a hypnogogic side effect of your scalp treatment.
Picard: <Points to duckblind> Is that the Orgynarium?
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Old October 26 2012, 03:00 AM   #17
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Kirk: Decker, Why are you leaning like that?

Decker: Um... no reason. Yeah...um.. It's comfortable standing like this....*mutters* not looking at Ilia anymore
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Old October 27 2012, 06:22 PM   #18
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The TNG-Wedding Crashers crossover was not well received.
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Old October 27 2012, 07:53 PM   #19
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Decker: Errr... Captain... I've been meaning to ask you, was it really necessary for us both to take demotions for you to assume command? Couldn't you have stayed an Admiral and me a Captain as your XO?

Kirk: Sorry Decker, it's the rules.

Decker: But the time it took me to to get a new uniform made (I see you had one ready) could have been used much better...

Kirk: I didn't write the rule book Decker!

Spock: Actually you did write that part of it Captain, just updated over the Spacenet this morning, Regulation 9875 sub section 45: The How I Get To Become A Captain Again By Sneakily Teaming Up With A Space Cloud To Get Rid of That Tit Decker clause.

Kirk: Circumstantial!
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Old October 27 2012, 07:55 PM   #20
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Decker: So have we learnt anything from the training video?

Kirk: Asking hot female officers if they have a vow of celibacy counts as sexual harassment now?!
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Old October 27 2012, 08:00 PM   #21
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Voice from viewscreen: "I'm sorry, Captain Kirk, we really don't mean to seem disrespectful, but it's very hard to take you seriously when you've outfitted your entire crew in leasure suits."
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Old October 28 2012, 12:41 AM   #22
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Kirk: "This room needs something, but I just can't figure out what."

Decker: "Well, Sir, you have the right person here. I know exactly what it needs. A bean bag chair."

Kirk: "And to think you were only in diapers during our five-year mission. I don't know how we got along without you."
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Old October 28 2012, 01:49 AM   #23
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Decker: Yes sir the responsible for these awful uniforms is in this shuttle.


Kirk: Why didn't we ever think to take this shuttles when we were unable to see something with scanning device?


Picard: Okay guys, we have two options. It can be another goddamn planet where people have eternal youth, but no cure for hair loss, or one of these so precious libertine world like Rubicunt III.
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Old October 28 2012, 02:39 AM   #24
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KIRK: Anyone else wishing for a splash of color somewhere? Even Spock is getting depressed.
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Old October 28 2012, 03:22 AM   #25
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Decker: Yes sir the responsible for these awful uniforms is in this shuttle.


Kirk: Why didn't we ever think to take this shuttles when we were unable to see something with scanning device?
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I think you need to edit the captions on both of those, as neither sentence makes grammatical sense, and I can't figure out what the joke is.
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Old October 28 2012, 05:25 AM   #26
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Decker:
"Captain, a maximum phaser strike directly at the force holding me,
might weaken it just enough for me to break free.

Kirk: "Look Will ... just hire a lawyer and file for divorce like everyone else.

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Old October 28 2012, 04:58 PM   #27
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Kirk: "Actually, Khan's suggestion turned out to be a good one. As long as we had to spend the money to reupholster, I'm glad we went with the rich Corinthian leather."
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Old October 28 2012, 08:45 PM   #28
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Decker: Some kind of...subspace anomaly?
Bones: Exobiological macroviral infestation?
Kirk: Julie? Trisha? Betty June?
Spock: It is the seeping bunyon on my Vulcan hammertoe.



Kirk: Crewman, how many times do I have to give the order not to release the fart valve until we've cleared the deck!
McCoy: There are so few joys in an Ensign's life.
Spock: Indeed, Doctor.
Kirk: Ye gods. That's horrific.
Crewman: Welcome to my world, sirs.




Picard: 805 McFish to go, please.
Hostess: There's no such thing as a McFish!



Kirk: Mister Scott, we need! More! Saturation!

Scotty:
I'm giving 'er all she's got, Captain! I cannae break the laws of Photoshop!
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Old October 28 2012, 11:36 PM   #29
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Decker: "Sir, don't you prefer the bridge with the lights dimmed?"
Kirk: "We can't see the cockroaches with the lights dimmed."
Decker: "So...is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?"
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Old October 29 2012, 03:09 AM   #30
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Host: Welcome. Dinner for six? We're running about a 90 minute wait right now. But If you're interested, a new 'Olive Garden' just opened across the road...

Picard: We'll wait.
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