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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old October 16 2012, 01:33 AM   #16
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PICARD: My God, that pale coloring and jaundiced eyes! He's dead!!!



PICARD: It's best not to piss off Lt Tinkerbell. Bit of a hair trigger temper.



PICARD: I see you have the high score on Angry Birds, Yar.



RIKER: Otis, my man!!!!




GEORDI: Oh yeah, the ladies will love this look.
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Old October 16 2012, 09:04 PM   #17
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Picard: Why on Earth did Ambassador Sarek tell me to sod off before cutting off communications?

Data: It is your Vulcan salute Sir, it needs work.




Data: Yar having something big and yellow enter her reminds me of... well, perhaps best not to mention that.




Picard: Hey... this isn't real wood! We paid for real wood right?




Riker: Whats up my nig...


Musician: Don't even go there. You're not even close to being able to use that word in a honorary black sense.




Geordi: What the hell is this thing on my face? How long has it been there? Why didn't anyone say anything?
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Old October 16 2012, 11:45 PM   #18
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Geordi: I guess you could say that helm maneuver caught the Romulans...

blindsided.

YEEEAAAHHHHH
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Old October 17 2012, 12:13 AM   #19
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Old October 17 2012, 12:30 AM   #20
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LaForge: Yo, check out these rims!
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Old October 17 2012, 04:53 AM   #21
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Doctor Crusher: And now, Deanna and I will demonstrate paired stretches.
<Geordi's visor clicks off>




Space Ant: "Puny humans, behold our galaxy-class magnifying glass!"




Picard:
Mr Worf erased his history, but neglected to delete his cache. I typed in "Qo'noS Course" and it took me to "Qo'noS Intercourse. Look, with pictures."

Troi: Captain.

Troi: Captain.

Troi: Captain.

Picard: You are all dismissed.

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Old October 17 2012, 05:19 AM   #22
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Geordi; Screams in terror, as the Centuries old video of the Kardashian Sex tape suddenly appears in his Visor, then realizes it was one of Cmdr. Riker's Halloween pranks.
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Old October 19 2012, 12:07 AM   #23
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Yar: "Instead of just staring at me, could someone please close the blinds!"
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Old October 19 2012, 12:09 AM   #24
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LaForge: "Commander, I sense a great disturbance in the force!"
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Old October 19 2012, 12:14 AM   #25
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Picard: Why on Earth did Ambassador Sarek tell me to sod off before cutting off communications?

Data: It is your Vulcan salute Sir, it needs work.

Picard: "This isn't a Vulcan salute-its a Romulan hand gesture meaning 'Hang on a second'. What a moron."
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Old October 19 2012, 01:42 AM   #26
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Data: Docking clamps engaged. The Starbase teams are boarding....the operations commander is asking if you have additional requests, sir.

Picard: (nods) Yes, Data. Ask them to install little tractor beam emitters that will tug down my uniform shirt when I'm in my chair.
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Old October 19 2012, 04:53 PM   #27
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LeadHead and fellow judges, thanks for the win.



Picard (to self): "Merde. I knew I should have read the full instructions for the 'disappearing android' trick. Unfortunately, 'reappear' is proving to be a bit more challenging than 'disappear.'"
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Old October 19 2012, 09:22 PM   #28
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Picard: "Worf, get housekeeping in here immediately! I keep telling them only Windex will do, and they keep insisting on the bargain brand."





Riker: "Wesley, no more tampering with our holodeck programs. OK, this musician who's 'so good, he can play the piece in his sleep' is mildly amusing, but that singer who could 'even sing the phonebook' was just a waste of everyone's time."
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Old October 20 2012, 03:09 AM   #29
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LaForge: "Sir, the situation is urgent. You need to give your orders immediately."

Riker: "Not possible. I haven't held this pose long enough."
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Old October 20 2012, 04:41 AM   #30
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Data (to self): "That Picard guy never shuts up. Maybe I should apply for that crash test dummy position at Starfleet Headquarters."





Picard: "Great idea to order out, Numbah One. The BLT on toast looks good. Put me down for two, light on the mayo."
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