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Old October 19 2012, 12:17 AM   #31
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Kirk: "What did you expect? You're fat, old, and-is that a toupee? So why even ask why she wants me more. I mean, who could like someone who looks like that?"
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Old October 19 2012, 04:15 AM   #32
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Rojan: The replicater won't give me my sody pop. It took my doller.
Kirk: Tricorder.



McCoy: It's a trap!
Sulu: Thank you Admiral Ak-barrr.



Kirk: No time for Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock!
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Old October 21 2012, 02:16 AM   #33
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"I'm James T. Kirk, man! Do you really think Kevin Spacey can just waltz in here and steal a chick from me?"
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Old October 21 2012, 07:28 PM   #34
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Kirk: "We must rescue this woman because the computer has selected her."

Spock: "Selected her for what?"

Kirk: "For the group who's forbidden, under penalty of death, from using double-stick tape. The poor woman. So vulnerable. All it will take is one small gust of wind and she could be the next victim."

Spock: "Victim of what?"

Kirk: "Oh perish the thought. The dreaded wardrobe malfunction."
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Old October 21 2012, 08:21 PM   #35
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McCoy: "What's that."
Sulu: "I think we're in for a hard rain."
Uhura: "Just keeps getting better."

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Old October 21 2012, 10:06 PM   #36
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Trelane (OS): "Now, the two of you will fight for the female!"
Sulu: "This is a lot more complicated than you think it is, bub!"
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Old October 22 2012, 09:34 PM   #37
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sulu: "Helloooooooo"
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Old October 23 2012, 02:19 AM   #38
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SULU: I guess that Squid Admiral was right.
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Old October 24 2012, 05:57 AM   #39
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Sulu: Is that you or did I drink too much space Nyquil this morning?
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Old October 25 2012, 05:07 AM   #40
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Sulu couldn't help but smile when the hippie girl told him that she paid $500 for that dress.
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Old October 26 2012, 02:13 AM   #41
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Trelane (OS): "Now, the two females will fight for the man dressed in blue.""
Sulu: "Hey hey hey ... "



Kirk
: "My penis is larger than yours."
Rojan : ""My penis is larger than yours."
Kelinda: "Shut up, My penis is larger than both of yours."
Kirk: "Yeah, so ... wait a minute ... what?"


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Old October 28 2012, 05:49 AM   #42
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Spock: Exercise extreme caution, Captain. The bee colony appears agitated and ready to swarm if provoked.
Kirk: I've...got an idea, Spock.
Girl: It's just a hairdo, you idiot!



Kirk: Just between you, me and the lamppost, who does your 'piece?
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Old November 14 2012, 07:11 AM   #43
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It is a plethora of gynarchical genera, Captain.

What?

A taxonomy of reproductive antipodes.

Huh?

It is a bevy of distaff soubrettes, Captain.

Huh?

A profusion of fecund pair bond candidates, Captain.

Come again?

An assemblage of conceptive gamines, Captain.

Spit it out, Spock!

That's what she said, Captain.




Rojan: Are those real?
Girl: Klingons.
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Old November 15 2012, 12:31 AM   #44
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Spock: The Harry Mudd's transvestite is just in front of us with Sulu, capitain.
Kirk: You will not have to warn him Mea, he was not fooled.


Kirk: Of course she's a real woman! Now, give us those crystals, we have to get out at warp factor 9 before you've undressed her!

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Old November 18 2012, 03:02 PM   #45
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Rojan: "Get away from my woman!"

Kirk: "It's OK. It's my Droit-de-Petraeus."
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