TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? - Page 2

Nerys Myk · October 10 2012, 12:27 AM

KIRK: Hey Ostrow, tell Commander Adams I'm taking some set elements, characters, ideas and oh yeah, his woman.

Mr. Laser Beam · October 10 2012, 01:08 AM

Kirk: Mea, you'd better come with us. We're on our way to trim ZZ Top's beards and we need reinforcements.

Isis · October 10 2012, 12:24 PM

Rojan: "Yes, that would be a great photo on Spacebook, but I forgot my phone. Do you have one I might borrow?"

McCoy (shouting): "Hey, Jim, I realize you're set on priceline.com, but shouldn't we should insist on at least a star and a half?"

The Squire of Gothos · October 10 2012, 10:46 PM

Thanks for the win!

Kirk: "I thought Spock just destroyed the disintegration chamber"
Mea: "No, that was a public toilet"

R. Star · October 10 2012, 10:56 PM

Spock: It is illogical to grab a scantily clad woman holding a phallic object. People will draw conclusions.

Kirk: Which one of us do you think is wearing a hair piece?

All the signs were there 46 years ago. That smile looks fake.

Uhura: How come we always get captured by primitive means in TAS? Can we not afford someone to draw a technologically advanced trap or prison?

Jonas Grumby · October 11 2012, 12:03 AM

Kirk: "The term is 'alpha male,' Rojan. Look it up sometime."

T'Girl · October 13 2012, 10:43 PM

R. Star · October 13 2012, 11:13 PM

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LeadHead · October 14 2012, 10:48 PM

Shatner: Barbara, you're not supposed to be here. You're in Plato's Stepchildren in 2 seasons!

Kirk: She's with me now. Go turn yourself into a cube so we can complete the metaphor of walking all over you.

Sulu: You seem nice, but you're outta your mind.

McCoy: I really hope Spock can see us through his viewer...

Jonas Grumby · October 14 2012, 11:01 PM

Kirk: "No hard feelings, Rojan. Heck, we'd even like to invite you to the wedding! We're registered at Bloomingdale's."

CorporalCaptain · October 14 2012, 11:14 PM

LeadHead wrote:

Shatner: Barbara, you're not supposed to be here. You're in Plato's Stepchildren in 2 seasons!

Babcock: But they need me in the sound booth to loop my voice parts. Today I'm playing the mother of a spoiled god-like being. Oh, and there's the microphone everyone's looking for!

Nimoy: Bill just wanted your autograph. And your home phone number.

Timewalker · October 14 2012, 11:39 PM

Kirk: Spock, is it just me, or is this the second caption contest in a row where the aliens have worn plaid tablecloths?

McCoy: Dammit, the holodeck's actin' up again!

Uhura: It can't be. Mr. Spock says the holodeck won't be invented for another 75 years!

Sulu: Uh-oh...

Isis · October 15 2012, 01:01 AM

Spock: "Captain, please recall that not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place."

Sulu: "Yes, nice to meet you, too" (then to himself: "Hasn't this chick ever heard the word 'understated'"?).

Isis · October 15 2012, 01:08 AM

When McCoy appointed Kirk "Official Landing Party Medic," Kirk sometimes took it a little too seriously...

Kirk: "Hey, Spock, this woman's pulse is a hundred beats per minute."

Sulu: "You know, after an outing in the hydroponic gardens, you should always check yourself in the mirror. This time, I think one of its plants got stuck in your hair."

Jonas Grumby · October 15 2012, 01:17 AM

Girl: "So, handsome, how'd you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?"
Sulu: "Kevin Riley put you up to this, didn't he."

October 10 2012, 12:27 AM	#16
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? KIRK: Hey Ostrow, tell Commander Adams I'm taking some set elements, characters, ideas and oh yeah, his woman. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 10 2012, 01:08 AM	#17
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: Mea, you'd better come with us. We're on our way to trim ZZ Top's beards and we need reinforcements. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

October 10 2012, 12:24 PM	#18
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Rojan: "Yes, that would be a great photo on Spacebook, but I forgot my phone. Do you have one I might borrow?" McCoy (shouting): "Hey, Jim, I realize you're set on priceline.com, but shouldn't we should insist on at least a star and a half?"

October 10 2012, 10:46 PM	#19
The Squire of Gothos Rear Admiral Location: Northern Ireland	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Thanks for the win! Kirk: "I thought Spock just destroyed the disintegration chamber" Mea: "No, that was a public toilet" __________________ The Squire of Gothos Last edited by The Squire of Gothos; October 10 2012 at 10:47 PM. Reason: Thanks

October 10 2012, 10:56 PM	#20
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Spock: It is illogical to grab a scantily clad woman holding a phallic object. People will draw conclusions. Kirk: Which one of us do you think is wearing a hair piece? All the signs were there 46 years ago. That smile looks fake. Uhura: How come we always get captured by primitive means in TAS? Can we not afford someone to draw a technologically advanced trap or prison? __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

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October 11 2012, 12:03 AM	#21
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: "The term is 'alpha male,' Rojan. Look it up sometime." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

October 13 2012, 10:43 PM	#22
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? __________________ . Howard Wolowitz: "You are quark-blocking us! No no. It's okay."

October 13 2012, 11:13 PM	#23
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? ^ __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

October 14 2012, 10:48 PM	#24
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Shatner: Barbara, you're not supposed to be here. You're in Plato's Stepchildren in 2 seasons! Kirk: She's with me now. Go turn yourself into a cube so we can complete the metaphor of walking all over you. Sulu: You seem nice, but you're outta your mind. McCoy: I really hope Spock can see us through his viewer... __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

October 14 2012, 11:01 PM	#25
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: "No hard feelings, Rojan. Heck, we'd even like to invite you to the wedding! We're registered at Bloomingdale's." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

October 14 2012, 11:39 PM	#27
Timewalker Commodore Location: In many different universes, simultaneously.	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: Spock, is it just me, or is this the second caption contest in a row where the aliens have worn plaid tablecloths? McCoy: Dammit, the holodeck's actin' up again! Uhura: It can't be. Mr. Spock says the holodeck won't be invented for another 75 years! Sulu: Uh-oh... __________________ "Let's give it to Riker. He'll eat anything!"

October 15 2012, 01:01 AM	#28
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Spock: "Captain, please recall that not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place." Sulu: "Yes, nice to meet you, too" (then to himself: "Hasn't this chick ever heard the word 'understated'"?).

October 15 2012, 01:08 AM	#29
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? When McCoy appointed Kirk "Official Landing Party Medic," Kirk sometimes took it a little too seriously... Kirk: "Hey, Spock, this woman's pulse is a hundred beats per minute." Sulu: "You know, after an outing in the hydroponic gardens, you should always check yourself in the mirror. This time, I think one of its plants got stuck in your hair."

October 15 2012, 01:17 AM	#30
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Girl: "So, handsome, how'd you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?" Sulu: "Kevin Riley put you up to this, didn't he." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer