Nurse Chapel's horoscope?

USS Triumphant · October 12 2012, 01:36 AM

This week may be trying, as your sign passes though the Holy Rings and past the Sacred Chalice of Rixx on its way into the Fifth House of Betazed. Expect difficulty from a rebellious daughter who favors fuzzy faced apemen, or from a strangely attractive bald man that spurns your advances. Things will look up in the next week if you abandon your failed enterprises and dedicate to more stationary pursuits.

Nerys Myk · October 12 2012, 01:54 AM

I think:"Move on, he's just not that into you" is probably more apt for Chapel.

TiberiusMaximus · October 12 2012, 01:56 AM

I thought this was a thread about her stethoscope.

My mistake.

teacake · October 12 2012, 02:29 AM

I think you've mixed up Chapel with Lwaxana.

T'Girl · October 12 2012, 04:24 AM

Your aspirations to be a galaxy class Vulcan gourmet cook are doomed to failure, unlike your pursuit of married men. A change in hair color will bring joy and happiness.

Nerys Myk · October 12 2012, 04:28 AM

Remember, you are number one.

King Daniel Into Darkness · October 12 2012, 04:26 PM

"The object of your affection is secretly sleeping with the cute girl from communications."

Nurse Chapel:

Tora Ziyal · October 12 2012, 04:39 PM

teacock wrote:

I think you've mixed up Chapel with Lwaxana.

Indeed. Wrong person, wrong series.

USS Triumphant · October 13 2012, 04:07 PM

Kreacher wrote:

teacock wrote:

I think you've mixed up Chapel with Lwaxana.

Indeed. Wrong person, wrong series.

Right person. Wrong character. And I knew that. I was being silly.

Tora Ziyal · October 13 2012, 04:51 PM

^Oh.

USS Triumphant · October 14 2012, 08:47 PM

Kreacher wrote:

^Oh.

Although now that I think about it, what if every fortune Number One ever received told her stuff about being a nurse or a member of nobility on Betazed? It might be the very core of why she was such a logical, un-superstitious person.

October 12 2012, 01:36 AM	#1
USS Triumphant Commodore Location: Go ahead, caller. I'm listening...	Nurse Chapel's horoscope? This week may be trying, as your sign passes though the Holy Rings and past the Sacred Chalice of Rixx on its way into the Fifth House of Betazed. Expect difficulty from a rebellious daughter who favors fuzzy faced apemen, or from a strangely attractive bald man that spurns your advances. Things will look up in the next week if you abandon your failed enterprises and dedicate to more stationary pursuits. __________________ As the brilliant philosopher once said... Everybody, have fun tonight. Everybody, Wang Chung tonight.

October 12 2012, 01:54 AM	#2
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope? I think:"Move on, he's just not that into you" is probably more apt for Chapel. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 12 2012, 01:56 AM	#3
TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Location: A ship, a living ship, full of strange alien lifeforms.	Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope? I thought this was a thread about her stethoscope. My mistake. __________________ "Quite possibly, the five Jem'Hadar could turn Data into a collection of four spasming limbs, one helpless torso, and one head that shouts insults at them like the Black Knight from the Monty Python sketch." -Timo Saloniemi

October 12 2012, 02:29 AM	#4
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope? I think you've mixed up Chapel with Lwaxana. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

October 12 2012, 04:24 AM	#5
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October 12 2012, 04:28 AM	#6
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope? Remember, you are number one. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 12 2012, 04:26 PM	#7
King Daniel Into Darkness Admiral Location: Behind the aft nacelle	Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope? "The object of your affection is secretly sleeping with the cute girl from communications." Nurse Chapel: __________________ Star Trek Imponderables, fun mashups of Trek's biggest continuity errors! Ep1, Ep2 and Ep3

October 13 2012, 04:51 PM	#10
Tora Ziyal Rear Admiral Location: Baltimore, MD, USA	Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope? ^Oh.