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Old October 12 2012, 01:36 AM   #1
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Nurse Chapel's horoscope?

This week may be trying, as your sign passes though the Holy Rings and past the Sacred Chalice of Rixx on its way into the Fifth House of Betazed. Expect difficulty from a rebellious daughter who favors fuzzy faced apemen, or from a strangely attractive bald man that spurns your advances. Things will look up in the next week if you abandon your failed enterprises and dedicate to more stationary pursuits.

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Old October 12 2012, 01:54 AM   #2
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Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope?

I think:"Move on, he's just not that into you" is probably more apt for Chapel.
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Old October 12 2012, 01:56 AM   #3
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Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope?

I thought this was a thread about her stethoscope.

My mistake.
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Old October 12 2012, 02:29 AM   #4
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Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope?

I think you've mixed up Chapel with Lwaxana.
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Old October 12 2012, 04:24 AM   #5
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Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope?

Your aspirations to be a galaxy class Vulcan gourmet cook are doomed to failure, unlike your pursuit of married men. A change in hair color will bring joy and happiness.


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Old October 12 2012, 04:28 AM   #6
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Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope?

Remember, you are number one.
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Old October 12 2012, 04:26 PM   #7
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Re: Nurse Chapel's horoscope?

"The object of your affection is secretly sleeping with the cute girl from communications."

Nurse Chapel:
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Old October 12 2012, 04:39 PM   #8
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teacock wrote: View Post
I think you've mixed up Chapel with Lwaxana.
Indeed. Wrong person, wrong series.
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Old October 13 2012, 04:07 PM   #9
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Kreacher wrote: View Post
teacock wrote: View Post
I think you've mixed up Chapel with Lwaxana.
Indeed. Wrong person, wrong series.
Right person. Wrong character. And I knew that. I was being silly.
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Old October 13 2012, 04:51 PM   #10
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^Oh.
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Old October 14 2012, 08:47 PM   #11
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^Oh.
Although now that I think about it, what if every fortune Number One ever received told her stuff about being a nurse or a member of nobility on Betazed? It might be the very core of why she was such a logical, un-superstitious person.
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