Let me get this straight: Hogan - Page 3

Guy Gardener · October 4 2012, 10:39 PM

When they started shooting Remick, he wasn't as sturdy as a human being who hadn't been excavted and hollowed out, cracks formed, they saw thousands of bugs inside him, so opted for complete disintegration because they're racist.

teacake · October 4 2012, 11:52 PM

This is going well with my toast and coffee.

BirdInJetstream · October 5 2012, 12:19 AM

yuck!

GSnail · October 5 2012, 04:15 AM

teacock wrote:

This is going well with my toast and coffee.

I've never seen that before.

Are those... flowers?

teacake · October 5 2012, 04:18 AM

They are evil amoeba alien things. Eating him and possessing him from the inside. There are even grosser pictures than that.

chrinFinity · November 3 2012, 11:55 AM

Guy Gardener wrote:

Felching.

Anilingus

Ass to mouth

Tossing the salad.

Lads can be eaten out easily.

Okay. You have yet to post *anything* that does not in some way offend me.

Not really complaining, just sort of.. making an observation. I guess.

Guy Gardener · November 3 2012, 01:10 PM

You're offended that analingus exists, or that I reminded you that analingus exists, or you're annoyed that I'm pretending that analingus exists, or you're annoyed that men are daring to mock the light hearted yet dominant iron monopoly of cunnilingus? I apologise for the sheer gall of men, especially straight men, with the unflattering presumption that anyone given a choice wouldn't pick a pretty little flower over a stinky bung hole maw poopshoot to tickle with thier tounge.

Men are just stoopid sometimes.

teacake · November 3 2012, 01:13 PM

Iron?

Guy Gardener · November 3 2012, 01:34 PM

If a lad complains about going down, no matter how innocently or slightly, he's sleeping on the couch for a month.

The new world order.

We can argue about pussy confidence versus vaginal hubris all night long long, but when it comes right down to it, that thing might as well have teeth and frothing with rabies to sensibly deter one of us from taking a stand against it, for all the fear and loathing it generates, no matter how justified.

It's all about marketing.

Either will put a bad taste in your mouth, but one is mandatory and the other is once a year after you've done something above the call of duty like cleaning out the garage with out having a shoe thrown at you first.

teacake · November 3 2012, 01:35 PM

Why would anyone complain?

There was that Woody Allen jaw jest but..

Guy Gardener · November 3 2012, 01:38 PM

Some kids try to hold their breath because they're afraid of making bubbles and then start to panic when it seems that they might get the bends.

teacake · November 3 2012, 01:40 PM

They need didgeridoo training.

Guy Gardener · November 3 2012, 01:45 PM

Which reminds me of a joke from Rowan Atkinson... 'I don't know much about sex, but i do know this... You don't blow."

spot_loves_data · November 3 2012, 01:54 PM

^Damn, I've been doing it wrong all this time.

Guy Gardener · November 3 2012, 01:59 PM

Have any of your lovers every floated away?

October 4 2012, 10:39 PM	#31
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan When they started shooting Remick, he wasn't as sturdy as a human being who hadn't been excavted and hollowed out, cracks formed, they saw thousands of bugs inside him, so opted for complete disintegration because they're racist. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

October 4 2012, 11:52 PM	#32
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan This is going well with my toast and coffee. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

October 5 2012, 12:19 AM	#33
BirdInJetstream Lieutenant Commander Location: Jetstream	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan yuck! __________________ "Life improves the capacity of the environment to sustain life." - P. Kynes

October 5 2012, 04:18 AM	#35
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan They are evil amoeba alien things. Eating him and possessing him from the inside. There are even grosser pictures than that. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

November 3 2012, 01:10 PM	#37
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan You're offended that analingus exists, or that I reminded you that analingus exists, or you're annoyed that I'm pretending that analingus exists, or you're annoyed that men are daring to mock the light hearted yet dominant iron monopoly of cunnilingus? I apologise for the sheer gall of men, especially straight men, with the unflattering presumption that anyone given a choice wouldn't pick a pretty little flower over a stinky bung hole maw poopshoot to tickle with thier tounge. Men are just stoopid sometimes. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

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November 3 2012, 01:13 PM	#38
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan Iron? __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

November 3 2012, 01:34 PM	#39
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan If a lad complains about going down, no matter how innocently or slightly, he's sleeping on the couch for a month. The new world order. We can argue about pussy confidence versus vaginal hubris all night long long, but when it comes right down to it, that thing might as well have teeth and frothing with rabies to sensibly deter one of us from taking a stand against it, for all the fear and loathing it generates, no matter how justified. It's all about marketing. Either will put a bad taste in your mouth, but one is mandatory and the other is once a year after you've done something above the call of duty like cleaning out the garage with out having a shoe thrown at you first. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

November 3 2012, 01:35 PM	#40
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan Why would anyone complain? There was that Woody Allen jaw jest but.. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

November 3 2012, 01:38 PM	#41
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan Some kids try to hold their breath because they're afraid of making bubbles and then start to panic when it seems that they might get the bends. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

November 3 2012, 01:40 PM	#42
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan They need didgeridoo training. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

November 3 2012, 01:45 PM	#43
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan Which reminds me of a joke from Rowan Atkinson... 'I don't know much about sex, but i do know this... You don't blow." __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

November 3 2012, 01:54 PM	#44
spot_loves_data Captain	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan ^Damn, I've been doing it wrong all this time.

November 3 2012, 01:59 PM	#45
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan Have any of your lovers every floated away? __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz