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Old September 29 2012, 05:38 AM   #1
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Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

Hello all,

For my distinguished first post I would like to share this blog that I made out of crippling boredom. I'm pretty sure this is one of the only communities of people who would get any of these jokes, so I hope you giggle a little bit at least.

http://mittromneyisaferengi.tumblr.com/

I take suggestions, since I'm running out of quotes.
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Old September 29 2012, 06:09 AM   #2
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Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

I think it works best with Mitt's words (in quotations) over the top of photos of actual Ferengi.
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Old September 29 2012, 08:12 AM   #3
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Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward. Socialism or capitalism makes no difference for him.
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Old September 29 2012, 08:24 AM   #4
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Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

I think the USA could use a few good Ferengi right about now.
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Old September 29 2012, 08:29 AM   #5
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i think Rothbard is the mst Ferengi looking capitalist that ever lived.

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Old September 29 2012, 05:06 PM   #6
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Old September 29 2012, 05:36 PM   #7
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nightwind1 wrote: View Post
That is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
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Old September 29 2012, 05:48 PM   #8
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Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

Surely you've just insulted all Ferengi :P
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Old September 29 2012, 08:30 PM   #9
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Drago-Kazov wrote: View Post
Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward.
Nah, Romney isn't a Ferengi.

Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes, who comes in and makes the tough discussions and saves the day.

Jellico Romney would have Deanna put on a proper uniform,
Ferengi Romney would insist Deanna walk around naked.

Like I said, the guy nobody likes.

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Old September 29 2012, 09:07 PM   #10
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Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes,
I have a hard time seeing Jellico running away from a war he supports.
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Old September 29 2012, 09:15 PM   #11
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Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

Please limit yourselves to funny photoshops and suggestions for more quotes or improvements to the blog. Political discussions (real life politics, that is) can be had in Misc or TNZ.
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Old September 30 2012, 12:33 AM   #12
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Sauce for the goose.

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Old September 30 2012, 12:43 AM   #13
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No, he's Gul Dukat!

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Old September 30 2012, 01:01 AM   #14
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Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

Surely I'm not the only one to ever bring up ROM Emanuel....

Quark's brother now is Grand Nagus of the city of Chigago. Place your bets.
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Old September 30 2012, 01:03 AM   #15
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Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

T'Girl wrote: View Post
Drago-Kazov wrote: View Post
Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward.
Nah, Romney isn't a Ferengi.

Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes, who comes in and makes the tough discussions and saves the day.

Jellico Romney would have Deanna put on a proper uniform,
Ferengi Romney would insist Deanna walk around naked.

Like I said, the guy nobody likes.

This--except, personally...I find both pretty likable.
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