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Old September 23 2012, 03:48 PM   #16
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Picard: "This is damned irregular. Yellow alert."
Riker: "Yellow Alert! Energise defence fields, main and aux engines up to 100%, pre-charge phaser banks, load photon tubes, all hands to alerts stations, pom poms at the ready. I repeat pom poms at the ready."
Troi: "I left them in my quarters."
Picard sigh: "Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a different assignment, like say ship's counsellor?"




Picard: "Don't be discouraged Groppler, I'm sure the Federation can overlook a little delay, and we can assist if you need to motivate your workforce..."

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Riker: "A rousing cheer would be useful at this point."

...

...

Troi: "Oh, you mean me?"


Picard: sigh



Picard: "Open a hailing frequency, broadcast friendship messages..."
Yar: "Aye sir. Frequency open. Hey, alien dudes. Be excellent to each other, and party on..."
Picard: "Chief of Security, huh? Where did you graduate from, Lieutenant?"
Yar: "San Dimas High School."
Picard: "Figures."



LaForge: "Try the nine of diamonds on the ten of clubs."
Worf: "I see it."
LaForge: "Now the eight of spades..."
Worf: "I can do this myself."
Picard os: "Will someone fly the damned ship!"




Data: "Maybe someone should complain about the placement of The Federation Network screen logos.
Worf: "It is a little obvious."
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Old September 23 2012, 03:49 PM   #17
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LaForge: "Worf? Are those...tear-off tags along the bottom of your sash? With your phone number printed on them?"
Worf: "Yes! This is a traditional Klingon TGIF hook-up sash!"
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Old September 23 2012, 04:09 PM   #18
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Data: I believe some Ferengi kids are shining a laser pen at the view screen again.
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Old September 23 2012, 04:59 PM   #19
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LAFORGE: You're right, Worf. We would look better in gold. Too bad we're in the Command Division

WORF: Do not worry. "Arrangements" have been made. ( begins to laugh )
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Old September 23 2012, 05:49 PM   #20
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DATA: Apologies Captain, the stream is buffering again.
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Old September 23 2012, 05:52 PM   #21
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DATA: If a naked Arnold Schwarzenegger appears I'm out of here.
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Old September 23 2012, 07:29 PM   #22
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Worf: "So ... how's your neck since Tasha showed you her pimp hand?"

LaForge: "It's getting better."

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Old September 23 2012, 08:16 PM   #23
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Thanks for the pick, & congrats on the milestone



Yar: Worf, if you keep staring at my thighs, I will gut you with my combadge



Picard: You know... environmental controls? All I'm saying is it's a bit humid in here. Look at the counselor's hair, for god sake



Picard: I'm pretty sure I already know how to bowl, but thank you Lieutenant.



Worf: What do you mean there's no weapons at this station? On a Klingon vessel...

Geordi: Yeah yeah... you can fire torpedoes from the toilet. I know



Data, How would I know what it is? I'm at the helm

Worf: Uhh.... It's round
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Old September 23 2012, 08:31 PM   #24
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PICARD: I don't believe tossing one ball in the air qualifies as "juggling", Lt. Yar.
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Old September 23 2012, 11:16 PM   #25
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DATA: Captain, if the remaining debris is anything to go by, the original ship must have resembled a gigantic decorated Christmas tree.
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Old September 24 2012, 03:06 PM   #26
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Picard: Number One, I understand your flatulence problem cannot be helped but must you glance at me with pride after each emission?



Picard: I'm sorry but my first officer will be unavailable for some time; you should have told us you have a blinking bulb!



Tasha: Now, guess where the coin went?
Picard: I don't care.
Tasha: Come on, take a guess!
Picard: I don't care!!!



Geordi: So, do you see it?
Worf: No Geordi, it says "AC Delco quality parts" nowhere on the screen; perhaps you should check your visor.
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Old September 24 2012, 04:05 PM   #27
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Picard: "Yes, Groppler, we get that question a lot. But I can assure you the brevity and snugness of our women's uniforms is not evidence that we view them as sex objects! We've even produced a brochure explaining the matter. Would you like to see it? It contains some really hot pictures!"
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Old September 24 2012, 07:12 PM   #28
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Tasha's obsession with Lord Of The Rings was getting out of hand.



Worf: Captain, we appear to have crossed into some kind of alternate reality.



Stewart: Actually, I think the Captain would look better in red.

Director: Damn, now we'll have to recolour half the costumes.

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Old September 25 2012, 03:48 AM   #29
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RIKER: Imzadi, what to you make of old cue ball here? Is he a stuffed shirt or what?

TROI: Will, you're not communicating telepathically.

PICARD: Indeed.



RIKER: Imzadi, when can we blow this popcicle stand? I'm getting bored with Rambling Jean's yammering.

TROI: You're doing it again, Will.

PICARD: Indeed.
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Old September 26 2012, 09:03 AM   #30
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Worf's obsession with playing Minesweeper became so bad that other people started to notice...
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