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Old September 14 2012, 05:56 AM   #31
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SCOTT:
At last I've perfected the History Eraser Button!
CAPTAIN REN HOEK:
Don't touch it, you fool!
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Old September 14 2012, 05:30 PM   #32
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Scotty: "Och! Th' warp engine auto-destruct button! I'm nae too drunk t' know I'm too drunk t' have this!"
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Old September 15 2012, 04:48 AM   #33
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MCCOY: According to sensor readings, Captain, they are us!
KirkPrime: Bullshit.
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Old September 15 2012, 11:28 AM   #34
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Captain, help
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Old September 15 2012, 02:52 PM   #35
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Kirk Prime: Brothers, we should be struggling together! Surely we should be united against a common enemy!

ALL: THE FEDERATION PEOPLE'S FRONT!!

Kirk Prime: No, the Klingons!
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Old September 15 2012, 03:43 PM   #36
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Vulcan boy: "It's your fault, Spock. You said it would be logical to join the safety patrol, and now they've gone and given us the kiddie pool shift."
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Old September 15 2012, 03:58 PM   #37
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Vulcan boy: "Enough of your 'child beauty pageants are illogical, especially for males.' Now that we know there's a decent cash prize, can't you be like Spork here and get with the program?"
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Old September 15 2012, 06:11 PM   #38
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"Better wise up, Spock! The way they dress us kids here on Vulcan, having any kind of emotions is just going to make you one seriously f**ked up adult!"
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Old September 15 2012, 11:07 PM   #39
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Vulcan Boy: Look earth for brains, it wasn’t my idea to wear this getup. I asked my older brother about it and he said it was "traditional".

Spock: What does that mean?

Vulcan Boy: Beats me. All he would say is there are times when Vulcan males have trouble keeping their pants on.
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Old September 15 2012, 11:47 PM   #40
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Stonn: "You have earned my never ending enmity Spock. One day I shall kill you with our peoples tradition weapons, and then take your woman as my own."

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Old September 16 2012, 12:22 AM   #41
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"I choose YOU, Spockachu!"
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Old September 18 2012, 05:37 AM   #42
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Scotty: HELLO! ... Is that room service? ... Thank God, I've run out of booze ... .



Kirk (musing to himself): Well this is a first!
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Old September 18 2012, 09:17 AM   #43
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S'AMWISE: I told you it was illogical to go to M'Ordor alone, master F'Rodo! M'Erry and P'Ippen insist on accompanying.
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Old September 18 2012, 03:16 PM   #44
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B'VIS: Kick his ass, S'WERT!!!!

B'THED: Yeah, yeah, Kick his ass!!!! Heh heh!!
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Old September 19 2012, 12:44 PM   #45
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Sulu: "Yes, this new life form is small, but it could still be pretty dangerous. What do you think?"

Rand: "I highly doubt it. What do you think it might do? Make me disappear into thin air or something?"
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