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Old September 2 2012, 11:43 AM   #31
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Re: Could there be a Borg King?

A cube of meat is easy.

It's the square tomatoes that has farmers doing perverse things to their crops.
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Old September 2 2012, 11:47 AM   #32
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The Japanese can do anything!
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Old September 2 2012, 11:56 AM   #33
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Only if the net result is something which they can have sex with.

Anal beads are so difficult to fabricate from rough plastics possibly dripping in lead paint, so why not instead progress with a %100 natural product like a string of Japanases analmatoes?
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Old September 2 2012, 12:02 PM   #34
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Analmatoes would squish during special moments. Which might be the point.
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Old September 2 2012, 12:05 PM   #35
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Tomatoes trump Skunk, but do tomatoes trump skank?
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Old September 2 2012, 12:09 PM   #36
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Enough ketchup will purify anything.

btw these analmatoes, they are the cherry variety yes?
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Old September 2 2012, 12:17 PM   #37
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Cherry in size or cherry in flavour?

there was a great word they used on Awkward last year: "Analginity"
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Old September 2 2012, 12:19 PM   #38
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Flavour?!?!

I was almost driven to employing an emoticon. NO not flavor, size. What was the name of the BIG marbles, the ones you used to knock the small marbles out of the ring? That size. Cherry tomatoes.
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Old September 2 2012, 01:01 PM   #39
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Conkers?
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Old September 2 2012, 01:08 PM   #40
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I canna remember. I'm giving it all I got..

I'm pretty sure there was some other name than conkers.

I remember once I was absolutely sure there was another critter like squirrels and chipmunks in america only it was not a squirrel or a chipmunk. I was so sure. I kept asking people about it.. and no one knew what I meant. Because it didn't exist. So, really, who the fuck knows.
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Old September 2 2012, 01:38 PM   #41
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Gerbils?

Otters?

Ferrits?

Opossums?

Canadian tourists?
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Old September 2 2012, 01:43 PM   #42
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No it looked JUST LIKE a chipmunk, with stripes, but was bigger and was not a chipmunk.

It was wild. Where do gerbils come from anyway, when were they wild? It wasn't them, they are small. It had the tail that quirks up like squirrels and chipmunks. Why am I talking about this it was my personal inland sea.
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Old September 2 2012, 01:45 PM   #43
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It was probably a kitten.
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Old September 2 2012, 01:51 PM   #44
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I like the idea of the Borg being ultimately a matriarchal society in their need for a Queen. They assimilate rather than conquer, this strikes me as a feminine wile that works better than the bludgeon.
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Old September 2 2012, 05:57 PM   #45
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I'm pretty sure there was some other name than conkers.
In America I think we called them "shooters" but I have also heard them called "taws".
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