VOY Caption This 85; Hakuchi Moya, we are here to caption Chakotay...

[Turd Ferguson]

Chakotay: I don't understand. I thought Mickey was played by Burgess Meredith, not the guy from "My Favorite Martian."

Boothby: Why are you asking me? This is YOUR hallucination, asshole!

[BirdInJetstream]

Chakotay: "I know it is out of order, but since we are stuck in a temporal mess anyway... I thought you'd like the design."





Chakotay: "Damn, that is the third time they took our sunloungers..."
Kar: "I will go catch a jellyfish to throw at them!"





Chakotay: "I think you have there... Is that an arrow in your head? Does it hurt?"

[NrobbieC]

Seska: I'm only here to confirm you're straight, you could at least pretend to be into me.


Chakotay: I know, I know, no glove, no love. I just carried away in the ring.


Chakotay: Does this beard make me look more manly?
Janeway: No, now get out of shot.


Chakotay: I hate the writers so much I'm just going to sit here.


Chakotay insulted the writers so many times they made his character a mute.

[JanewayRulz!]

Seska: Starfleet Anti-Fraternization regulations? We don't need no stinking regulations this far from Starfleet!




Boothby: With biceps like those, why are you wearing a tank top AND a t-shirt Chakotay?




Chakotay: About last night...
Janeway: Forget it, Chakotay, its not your fault. Obviously the fantasy could never live up to the reality.



Chakotay: Oh man... where the hell am I and how much Romulan ale did I drink last night?



Chakotay: OMG, I could have had a V-8!

[T'Girl]

Beltran: "Are you out of your freaking mind Rick? This will never work."

Bergman: "Look Robert, the fans have been screaming for a gay episode."

Beltran: "This isn't what they meant Rick, and why aren't you wearing any clothes?

Bergman: "Hitchcock used to put himself in scenes. Now get your uniform off, it almost time to film the sex scene."

Beltran: "Sex scene? We need to talk about this some more."



Brat: "This planet is a desert, there's not a thing to eat in sight."

Chakotay: "Oh, I don't know, I can see something to eat from right here."

[Ln X]

The next caption contest will be up tomorrow.