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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old August 28 2012, 11:38 AM   #16
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #222: A Generations Finale


Picard: Arthritis be damned! It's not got to stop me driving this vehicle!


Picard: And counsellor, please be sure to point this ship in a direction so as to not have its viewscreen blasted out!


Picard: I screwed with your mothers you Reman buggers!
Data: Captain, may I suggest we not inflame the situation?
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Old August 29 2012, 10:49 AM   #17
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Picard: Holy crap... why is he shooting the bridge? Has he like, totally forgotten his master plan? Hey! Bane! You need me alive you idiot!

Geordi: Reman boarding party has just beamed over Sir... about as far away from you as they could possibly get.

Picard: Who'd have thought a man raised by aliens who haven't invented the pedicure wouldn't be the military genius we'd been led to believe he was.
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Old August 30 2012, 05:12 AM   #18
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PICARD: They're going up stairs? All their friends died horrible deaths and they're going up stairs to have sex?????

TROI: Idiots! Call the police!!!!!!

DATA: This is why I hate movie night.
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Old September 1 2012, 03:38 AM   #19
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Picard: "Mr. Data, for God's sake, would you kindly put out that rancid stoogie!"
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Old September 1 2012, 01:47 PM   #20
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Picard: Yeah! Fast car!
Meanwhile Worf is controlling the bluescreen.


EMH randomly pops in: Where's the helm?


Picard: I'll use my Professor X powers so they won't be able to hit me.
Data: Captain, this is a different franchise.
Picard: It's working isn't it?
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Old September 4 2012, 09:00 PM   #21
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Picard: I'm just remembering some of the great times I had with Beverly back when I was in Star Fleet academy...

Worf: Wasn't she like...12 when you were at the academy?!

Picard: The writer seems to think we're the same age. I'm rolling with it, but Gates is going to be pissed...
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Old September 7 2012, 12:48 PM   #22
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Worf: "Yes, Sir, now that we're actually on one, I understand your enthusiasm for the bumper car."





Picard: "Now look me in the eye, people. Which one of you hired the cockamamie decorator who made this bridge look like a Las Vegas casino?"





The "when lens flare attacks" subplot was not well received.
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Old September 8 2012, 01:44 AM   #23
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Picard: If only Starfleet had gotten the people who made the step lights to build the rest of the ship as well...
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Old September 8 2012, 01:57 AM   #24
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Picard - "Now, I demand to know, who signed up The Enterprise to be a feature on 'Pimp my Ride'?"

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Old September 9 2012, 11:53 PM   #25
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And with the help of John Logan and Stuart Baird, Patrick Stewart prepares to drive the TNG movie franchise off a cliff...



Picard: I can promise you, Counsellor Troi, that you won't get a chance to find out if indeed "Three Times a Charm".



Data: It would seem, Captain, that the Scimitar runs on the same 60 BILLION gigawatt power as our Federation ships.
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Old September 16 2012, 07:10 AM   #26
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Picard: Mistah Worf, I'm having so much fun I think I've peed a little!



Picard: Ensign Spah-key! I thought I told you to wait at the end of the hall for us!

Ensign Sparky: Sorry Captain.
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Old September 17 2012, 04:08 AM   #27
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New contest is up!
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