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Old August 20 2012, 06:56 AM   #46
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

I thought one of the toes was his secret penis.
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Old August 20 2012, 07:11 AM   #47
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Well that's true of all men.

If there's an accident with a mechanical rice picking machine, we need something to surgically attach down there.
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Old August 21 2012, 09:39 PM   #48
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And wouldn't Teacake notice all 12000 square millimeters of surface area? His last toe is his almost as big as his first toe- is this an indication.
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Old August 21 2012, 09:48 PM   #49
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Not all species keep their gentials in the same place?

So if Neelix says he wants to shove his foot up your ass, he's really coming on to you? Wow... no wonder he's so annoying. People probably say that to him all the time and he can't figure out they're angry at him.
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Old August 21 2012, 10:43 PM   #50
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They are still not as bad as Phlox's toes.
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Old August 21 2012, 11:02 PM   #51
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And wouldn't Teacake notice all 12000 square millimeters of surface area? His last toe is his almost as big as his first toe- is this an indication.
That's not his last toe.

He has six toes on each foot.

(Seriously)

There's another toe hidden under that masseuses massaging hand in the picture Teacake found.
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Old August 22 2012, 12:35 AM   #52
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Memory Alpha doesn't say anything about toe numbers but it does have this gem I had somehow never absorbed about Talaxians:

Males also had ginger whiskers growing on either side of their face; these developed during puberty, much like facial hair in humans. However, the whiskers also had a pleasurable application since when tugged, they induced sexual arousal and feelings.
Please tell me that Janeway never put her hand on Neelix's face in that motherly gesture of hers.
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Old August 22 2012, 02:30 AM   #53
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I always thought he had a layer of velvet above his skin.

That's all hair. Not flesh.
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Old August 22 2012, 03:25 AM   #54
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Memory Alpha doesn't say anything about toe numbers but it does have this gem I had somehow never absorbed about Talaxians:

Males also had ginger whiskers growing on either side of their face; these developed during puberty, much like facial hair in humans. However, the whiskers also had a pleasurable application since when tugged, they induced sexual arousal and feelings.
Please tell me that Janeway never put her hand on Neelix's face in that motherly gesture of hers.
Yeah, an alien fruit vendor chick on that planet of empaths read Neelix's mind that he wanted her to tug on his whiskers. That was information I could have done without.
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Old August 22 2012, 03:34 AM   #55
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It's stuff like this that makes being a Betazoid icky.
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Old August 22 2012, 05:44 PM   #56
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Memory Alpha doesn't say anything about toe numbers but it does have this gem I had somehow never absorbed about Talaxians:

Males also had ginger whiskers growing on either side of their face; these developed during puberty, much like facial hair in humans. However, the whiskers also had a pleasurable application since when tugged, they induced sexual arousal and feelings.
Please tell me that Janeway never put her hand on Neelix's face in that motherly gesture of hers.
Yeah, an alien fruit vendor chick on that planet of empaths read Neelix's mind that he wanted her to tug on his whiskers. That was information I could have done without.
Yup, also noticed his Whiskers weren't as "well endowed" as his friend (Drax?) that got him into trouble with the "Medical Supplies"
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Old August 22 2012, 11:44 PM   #57
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Do whiskers have to be on your face?
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Old August 23 2012, 12:21 AM   #58
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I doubt it is the whiskers themselves, rather the skin underneath that is stimulated by being tugged.
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Old August 23 2012, 01:11 AM   #59
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Oh but skin doesn't feel, it just sends benign coded electrochemical impulses to the brain which triggers appropriate response macros stored in the brain. There is no pain or pleasure you could ever feel that is not in your brain already waiting to be summoned your imagination which in itself is just another swirl of chemicals beyond good and evil.

Nothing is real.
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Old August 23 2012, 02:07 AM   #60
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This is why we need to train our brains to heighten sensations, deliver chemicals etc..

I'm picturing Kes tugging at Neelix's whiskers now. It's a lot more icky than Oo Mox..
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