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Old August 19 2012, 09:05 PM   #31
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

Neelix is a very intelligent man 'in his own right'. Even though most or all the crew will sometime disagree. In almost all the eps. He doesn't really recognize the Federation or its principles but doting over the crew is something he does and he likes it.
In 'Fair Trade' season three Neelix expresses his absolute trust and gratitude in Capt. Janeway.
Just like if someone on this thread cared about it's topic.
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Old August 19 2012, 10:53 PM   #32
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

Oh tosh!

On the Basics Panet hair = fire = wealth.

Now sooner or later Janeways bun was going to quit.

And Neelix had a choice of being a natural resource for a 140 bald assholes, or to take over and dictate who was worthy of fire and who had to go out into the cold because they didn't know how to suck up with enough eloquence.

Good lord.

He would be able to even trade hairballs for sex.

Talk about quid pro quo on the gag reflex.

Yes.

Neelix is a survivor!
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Old August 20 2012, 01:33 AM   #33
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

I bet he is absolutely covered in hair. Blonde hair.
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Old August 20 2012, 01:56 AM   #34
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

You'd best be talking about the mother, and not the daughter.

He boffed one 2 year old, and the little bugger is like branded or something.
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Old August 20 2012, 01:59 AM   #35
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

The mother? What?
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Old August 20 2012, 03:19 AM   #36
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

Sam Wildman.

You're not talking about the early days when Kes wasn't even letting his paws under her bra?
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Old August 20 2012, 03:23 AM   #37
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

I am only talking about his naked body, not his potential partners.
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Old August 20 2012, 03:39 AM   #38
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

So you weren't talking about static cling.

Just %100 Talaxian Shag.
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Old August 20 2012, 03:43 AM   #39
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Yeah. But not the good kind of shag.
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Old August 20 2012, 04:20 AM   #40
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

You wouldn't want a rug made from his pelt laid down before the fire place inside your cabin in the woods?
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Old August 20 2012, 04:35 AM   #41
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No, my PETA relatives would stop sending me xmas gifts if that got out.
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Old August 20 2012, 04:41 AM   #42
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Frying eggs pisses off the Petans.

Wouldn't it be great if Veganism really did give you super powers?
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Old August 20 2012, 04:50 AM   #43
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I would never give up cheese for super powers.
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Old August 20 2012, 05:56 AM   #44
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

Also, here are Neelix's feet:



Do these look survivalist feet?
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Old August 20 2012, 06:44 AM   #45
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That is a ridiculous picture of his feet.

You can't see his 6th toe, or his secret penis.
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