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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old July 6 2015, 12:02 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! #419: ERROR: Amusing Title Not Found

Hello and welcome to the new caption contest!



First up to the plate, we have the "Glad that's done" Award, going to:

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"It's okay, it's okay -- they're done filming 'Code of Honor'..."
Next, we have the "Human Resources Compaint" Award, going to:

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Troi begins to suspect Riker was pranking her with ``Naked Day''.
Next, we have the "Sincerity" Award, going to:

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Riker: Now, apologize to the CONN officer, or go to your room.

Worf: *quietly* I'm sorry.

Riker: What? I can't hear you.

Worf: *shouting* I'M SORRY!
Next, we have the "International Media" Award, going to:

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Meany: Wake me up when a low budget Irish film needs me.
Next, we have the "Negotiations" Award, going to:

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RIKER: I will win this simulation, because I am a risk taker, and you are lame.
PICARD: HAHA! I will draw this simulation, by negotiating a truce with you.
RIKER: Good idea. Why don't you lower your weapons and shields as a gesture of good will?
PICARD: Sure, I will...heeeeyyyyy.
While there was only one Photoshop entry, it was very worthy of the Photoshop Award!

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PICARD: I am so not paying the bill for this


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Data: Second Officer's Log, supplemental. The mushrooms were indeed a bad idea. They have, however, given me valuable insight into psychosis.


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Picard: "I've always wanted to say this...Fire at Will!"
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Here we go with our new contest!











Enjoy!
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Old July 6 2015, 12:13 AM   #2
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Picard: Mister Data, I'll thank you not to watch National Spacegraphic while I'm talking to you.




Riker: Are you going to take Ops?

Worf: I was there yesterday, I like to go back and forth between standing and sitting stations. Better for my back that way.



Siri: I'm sorry, I couldn't find a "Captain's Log." Would you like me to run a search for it?



Worf: You're under arrest for trying to explain how transporters work.



La Forge: Now enter a password you'll remember.

Picard: Can't I use some sort of auto-fill program?

La Forge: You're the Captain of the flagship of the Federation, you receive a dozen top secret transmissions every day, is it too much to ask for you to remember your own login and password?

Picard:......Yes.
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Old July 6 2015, 12:30 AM   #3
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Re: TNG Caption This! #419: ERROR: Amusing Title Not Found

In with the stickyswitch.
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Old July 6 2015, 12:39 AM   #4
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Worf: LeadHead, you are under arrest for Mutai Sho-Rin Stickyswitching this contest before you sent him a notification.

(Thanks for the stickyswitch )
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Old July 6 2015, 12:47 AM   #5
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PICARD: The skant is no longer regulation.

DATA: I'm bringing it back.

LAFORGE: One word. "Underwear."



Rumor has it two of these characters will be gone before the series ends, My money is on the Klingon and Commander Buttchin. Precocious kids and kick ass chicks are too cool to lose.



PICARD: Impressed? You should be, I was top of my class in Clerical Sciences at the Academy.

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Old July 6 2015, 12:52 AM   #6
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Picard: "Drat! My armrest control panel lid just catapulted my Mentos under your seat, Ensign."
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Old July 6 2015, 02:43 AM   #7
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Thanks. CoH is enough to make almost anybody crawl up into a ball and weap.





Geordi: "Data, why did you cut a large hole into your crotch?"

Picard: "Mr. Data, I will only order you one... more... time to stop... you are NOT Sharon Stone; if you uncross your legs again..."
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Old July 6 2015, 03:14 AM   #8
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PICARD: Data, we need to talk. We think your modesty subroutine is malfunctioning.
GEORDI: Yeah, Data. When you are on the bridge, you need to be wearing pants.



RIKER: So you're telling me, not everybody finds me charming.




PICARD: Is that a flask taped underneath the ops station? Come on now. Being on the bridge isn't that boring.



BARCALAY: NO! I won't go in the transporter! Every time we go in the transporter we die and are replaced by a soulless double!
GEORDI: Reg, what did I tell you about reading TrekBBS?



PICARD: See? I remember exactly how to work this console. See? I just raised the shields.
(Lights go off on the Bridge)
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Old July 6 2015, 03:27 AM   #9
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LaForge: "Woah, easy, Reg!"
Worf "What's wrong with him, Commander?"
LaForge: "This was his first shore leave on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet."
Worf: "Ah. I understand."
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Old July 6 2015, 03:51 AM   #10
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Picard: "Mr. Data, I'm afraid I have some bad news...Tasha is dead. Data, I do not think you fully appreciate the meaning of "fully functional", nor did she."

Geordi: "Data, what were you thinking? 15 hours?"

Data: "Correction, Geordi; 15 hours, 12 minutes, 37 seconds..."



<why in the hell did Zimmerman and Sternbach move the view screen over there...???>





(Picard thinks to self)
Now, I know the stage directions in the script said to simulate the Inertial Dampers going offline...!




"Oh, it was...horrible!...I saw...a 20th century vehicle...a "van", I believe it was called...there was this music playing, like an old-style March and a loud man with a cigar...there was a large guy driving...he was covered in...gold metal...and another man...he had...women...and good looks...like Commander Riker...oh, it was...terrible!!!"



Yes, yes sir, that's good! Left Hand, C, D, E,....no, no sir, not F#, F!...yes, that's it!, C, D, E, F, G...now let's add the Right Hand...



Enjoy![/QUOTE]
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Old July 6 2015, 04:12 AM   #11
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Thanks for the win!


Barclay: My god! It's full of stars.
Geordi: Yeah, Reg, we call it 'space'.


LaForge: Captain.
Picard, offhand: Yes, Geordi?
LaForge: Why are you checking my Fleet comnet history?
Picard: It's a three-day trip to our next objective, Geordi, I need ideas.


Picard: Can you identify this planet, Data?
Data: It is...it is green.
LaForge: He's been doing this ever since we rescued Captain Scott. The man did something to him, captain, I'm sure of it.
Picard: Data, can you correct the image on the display to reflect its genuine color?
Data: I cannae change the laws of optics, cap'n.
Picard: *sigh* Have we tried turning him off and then back on?


Troi: Very good, we have 'Pensive' down pat. Now, let's try for 'Ready to Fight, But Open for Negotiation.'
Everyone but Troi, thinking: I hate Body Language Awareness Day.
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Old July 6 2015, 05:34 AM   #12
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LAFORGE: First time at a Betazoid wedding, Reg?
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Old July 6 2015, 05:37 AM   #13
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WORF: If that Crusher kid was right behind me, mocking me. You'd let me know, right?

RIKER: Of course.
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Old July 6 2015, 05:47 AM   #14
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Barclay: I'm just saying, that should have been the title for contest 404 instead!
LaForge: Take it easy, Reg. You just need a nice long rest. Let's get you to sickbay.
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Old July 6 2015, 06:24 AM   #15
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Barclay: I'm just saying, that should have been the title for contest 404 instead!
La Forge: You're right Reg. LeadHead told me he originally had "ERROR 404: Amusing Title Not Found" as the thread title, then realized he was 15 contests late for that to work, so he took out the 404 before starting the thread.

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