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Old July 14 2012, 12:21 AM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #263 "This is fun?"

Well folks, here we are ready for another one..

may I present...



The Winnahs!!

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Trelane: "'Bros before hoes'? Surely you jest, Captain!"
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Spock: "That's it, I'm getting a #*!!$%*#!!@* Mac!!"
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KIRK: I'd hit that.
SPOCK: Ahem. Mechanical.
KIRK: Your point?
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Given the freedom of the animation format, Gene Roddenberry was finally able to depict hundreds of tribbles screwing.

Tribbles: "Squeak, squeak, squeak, trill, squeak, squeak, purrrrrr ..."



And..




Chopshop Winnah!

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Kirk: "Is that a photo of your late brother?"

Trelane: "My Dear Captain Kirk, how did you ever guess?!?"

Kirk: "Call it a hunch."

Thanks a lot folks...

And now the next victims







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Old July 14 2012, 02:27 AM   #2
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RAND: Can I look now?

KIRK:Of course! You will see it is a masterpiece that captures your essence!



MCCOY: I told Jim that Spock shouldn't be in the landing party, but does he listen? No!!!!

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Old July 14 2012, 01:22 PM   #3
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Rand thinking: "Maybe hiding behind the Andorian erotica easel wasn't the best way to calm his libido."
Evil Kirk: "Golden boobs and antenna... mmm!"



Kirk: "I can't hear the sound of how awesome I am over the sound of how awesome the sound of how awesome I am is making you sound."



Kirk: "... so the Doctor says, 'I know your problem. Your too tense'..."
Miramanee: "Is this how you handle all first contact situations? Ridicule the local culture?"
Kirk: "I call it breaking the ice."


Sulu: "Could this day get any worse?"
OS: "Let the buggering commence!"
McCoy: "You just had to ask!"
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Old July 14 2012, 03:50 PM   #4
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Thanks for the win, MANT!



Kirk: "Miramanee, I truly do want to honor your people's traditions on our wedding night. But, for the life of me, I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do with this thing."
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Old July 14 2012, 07:10 PM   #5
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Sulu: "Could this day get any worse?"

OS: "Let the buggering commence!"
Sulu: "Oh my."

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Old July 14 2012, 07:40 PM   #6
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McCoy: "Well, somebody's got to say it. Scotty, as an engineer, you truly are a miracle worker. But as a diplomat, you stink!"
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Old July 14 2012, 08:11 PM   #7
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EVILKIRK: I don't know if it's art, but I like it!




SHATNER: <sniffing> Do I smell "ham"?
DIRECTOR: Cut!




KIRK: Hello. Where am I? I. Love. You
MIRAMANEE: You Sky Gods work fast, don'cha?




SCOTTY: So, I guess this our new stock in trade. <laughs> What? too soon?
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Old July 14 2012, 11:52 PM   #8
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Evil Kirk: Just a first draft? Just ... a first ... Draft?!!!

Rand (thinking): Everyone's a critic.




McCoy (OS): On the plus side, primitive medical procedures certainly seem to be very win, win.




McCoy: I believe Starfleet have decided to reinstate the 20th century concept of "team bonding" ...
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Old July 15 2012, 12:11 AM   #9
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Kirk: "Miramanee, what is this thing?"
Miramanee: "Oh, that! Don't concern yourself with that! That's something I shouldn't even need anymore now that we're married!"
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Old July 15 2012, 12:33 AM   #10
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KIROK: I'm not sure how this thing can test my manhood.

MIRAMANEE: I've a feeling we're working from two different definitions here.
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Old July 15 2012, 01:32 AM   #11
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Nona: "Oh baby, oh baby."

Kirk: "You know, not all species keep their genitals in the same place, and that's not my penis."

Nona: "That's okay, strictly speaking this isn't my 'arm' either."

Kirk: "Ewww."

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Kirk: "Left shoulder. Gotta remember that. Get them to touch my left shoulder."
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Old July 15 2012, 03:39 AM   #13
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Blonde on the right: "I never noticed before, but my knees are pretty hot."
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Old July 15 2012, 03:41 AM   #14
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McCoy: "Helluva time to get an itch."
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Old July 15 2012, 03:52 AM   #15
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Evil Kirk: "I can't help but notice you've painted a copy of 'Nude Descending a Captain'."
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