Rule 37 At the next possible moment, a hairstylist must be within an arm's reach of any major female character, especially in combat or hazardous situations.
Rule 40. Any ship named "Enterprise", regardless of captain or crew, will always end up in the most absurd and extreme situations known to Starfleet. M
Rule 41: The starship Enterprise is always the only ship in the quadrant. As in the Alpha Quadrant? Where the hell did everybody go?
Rule 44: All starship control panels contain fireworks. And will explode with the slightest provacation.