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Old January 6 2015, 10:14 PM   #1
I cant fly 4 point 5!!!

What if Archer wrote this song (to the tune of "I cant drive 55") (Also assuming 125 is the crime code for what he did):

One thumb on engage and one on the abort, hey
Well, Sovals around, I can't launch, no
So I tried my best illegal launch
A big pointy ear come and crushed my groove again

Go on and write me up for 125
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't fly 4 point 5, oh no, uh
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Old January 12 2015, 06:15 AM   #2
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Re: I cant fly 4 point 5!!!

That's hilarious! I thought 125 was like in years spent in a penal colony
..." it is the unknown that defines our existence..."
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Old January 19 2015, 08:10 AM   #3
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Re: I cant fly 4 point 5!!!

Would have made a better theme song than that Bon Jovi wannabe Russell Watson sang. I'd rather have a Sammy Hagar wannabe, or better yet the real Sammy Hagar.
"When I stroke the I not appear more...intellectual?"
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