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Old June 28 2012, 03:21 AM   #1
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What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this character ?

If you were a character in a horror film, where the character you'd be, would have their head cut off, but you'd be able to make a final humorously and creatively witty one liner, what would you say.

It can be something original, or any personal, greatly admired witty horror film quote that's already been used in any greatly admired horror film/s.
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Old June 28 2012, 03:57 AM   #2
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Whatever the script had me say. I like to be professional.
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Old June 28 2012, 04:11 AM   #3
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Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"Send me to the head of the class!"

"Anybody in the mood for head cheese?"

"I never did have a good head on my shoulders!"

"Talk about giving head!"
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Old June 28 2012, 04:30 AM   #4
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"I always knew you'd do anything to get ahead. I just never thought it would en tale losing mine".
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Old June 28 2012, 04:40 AM   #5
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Should have quit while I was still a head.
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Old June 28 2012, 05:46 AM   #6
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HA! Fool! You can kill me ... but you'll never surpass me. I'll always be a head.
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Old June 28 2012, 06:13 AM   #7
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"This is the last time I stick my neck out for you!"
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Old June 28 2012, 09:03 AM   #8
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"Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
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Old June 28 2012, 03:51 PM   #9
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If you continue on this course of action you will soon find defeat.
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Old June 28 2012, 07:25 PM   #10
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Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

"Fuck you, asshole!"

If I'm getting my head chopped off, being witty would not be my primary concern.
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Old June 28 2012, 07:38 PM   #11
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I guess he won't be attending that hat convention in July
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Old June 28 2012, 09:17 PM   #12
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"Let them eat cake!"
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Old June 28 2012, 09:21 PM   #13
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"Again?"
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Old June 28 2012, 09:23 PM   #14
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Ouch.
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Old June 28 2012, 09:30 PM   #15
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AHHHHHHHHH
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