Tom Paris - awesome or vastly underused?

[teacake]

Didn't know you felt that way about Admiral Paris, Guy.

[Guy Gardener]

two things.

He obviously slept with Janeway when she was his Science officer and it ended badly, which is why she has such stringent rules about sleeping with her subordinates.

I'm not sure if it's from the last episode or a horrid novel I regret reading, but B'Elanna and Tom plan on setting Owen and Miral up on a blind date so that they can be brother and sister.

If one or both of those couplings actually happened, then Owen Paris IS the King of Sex.

[teacake]

They plan on setting up Miral with her grandfather??

[Gov Kodos]

teacake wrote:

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They plan on setting up Miral with her grandfather??

Belanna's mother, Miral, is who Guy's referring to, I should imagine.

[teacake]

Oh

I was thinking about their daughter.

Owen couldn't handle Miral Senior. The shape he's in, he would have a heart attack.

[Guy Gardener]

Fat people have sex differently.

Here's the funny thing.

Climax is about bringing your body to it's limit.

A lazy fat slob can push his body to it's limits just by raising from a comfy chair.

A triathlete with a perfect body however can screw like a champion for weeks while lifting weights and still not break a sweat.

But you know this.

[teacake]

Yeah. I'm not a Barge of the Dead fan and I had forgotten about Miral Torres. Blanked her out completely, though if you asked me who the baby was named after I would have remembered.

[Gov Kodos]

Guy Gardener wrote:

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Fat people have sex differently.

Here's the funny thing.

Climax is about bringing your body to it's limit.

A lazy fat slob can push his body to it's limits just by raising from a comfy chair.

A triathlete with a perfect body however can screw like a champion for weeks while lifting weights and still not break a sweat.

But you know this.

'Couse, that's Belanna's memory of her, she might be the Klingon version of the Beaver's mom for all we really know. That might make her something slightly less prickly than Xena, but she may not really be as abrasive as Belanna remembers.

[Guy Gardener]

She married a human.

Is that evidence of her being tolerant?

Or she had drunk sex, woke up, said the oath and then moments later informed him that they were married.

[Gov Kodos]

I can imagine her being curious and easily hurt and disappointed, but going on in the marriage because she made a promise. She and Belanna are probably more alike than Belanna wants to admit. I wouldn't be surprised at a story that showed Miral's abrasiveness was much like Belanna's, a defense mechanism. I'd loved Voyager to have gotten back with episodes dealing with the return. Tom meeting Miral would have been fantastic.

[teacake]

I thought B'Elanna learned to like soft men from the example of her mother. Her father was quite similar to Tom. But then I seem to be watching a different show those that love the sex rogue.

[teacake]

Guy Gardener wrote:

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Fat people have sex differently.

Here's the funny thing.

Climax is about bringing your body to it's limit.

A lazy fat slob can push his body to it's limits just by raising from a comfy chair.

A triathlete with a perfect body however can screw like a champion for weeks while lifting weights and still not break a sweat.

But you know this.

A pretty theory.

[Guy Gardener]

What theory?

I used to cycle 40 to 60 kilometres a day to go to school, errands and back because cars suck.

Now I don't.

Fortunately there's a fundamentally proportionate relationship of 1:1 between how long a guy can last and how long a woman wants a bloke to last.

[Alpha Flyer]

How many of the posts here have anything to do with the topic anymore? About one in twenty...? Sigh ... was hoping for an actual discussion.

[JoeZhang]

Paris was a mixture of slimy and bland.