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Old February 20 2012, 06:38 AM   #1
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Life Without Her.

I just had a moment where I realized that Alison Mack was off my radar.

Smallville's Jimmy is on Lost Girl now, and he just said to the two female leads... "You're the weirdest women I've ever met."

When I was instantly reminded of this gaping wound in my heart still growing.

Where are you Alison?

I've looked her up on IMDB, but... I miss her so much.

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Old February 20 2012, 07:58 AM   #2
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Re: Life Without Her.

So now we get your IP address, track down your physical address and send the cops when Alison Mack mysteriously disappears.
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Old February 20 2012, 10:29 AM   #3
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Re: Life Without Her.

I wouldn't call a wedding in Hawaii all too mysterious?
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Old February 20 2012, 11:00 PM   #4
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Only if duct tape is involved.
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Old February 21 2012, 12:48 AM   #5
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Re: Life Without Her.

You've never asked to be bound?

Ever?

I'm sure Alison and I would take turns with all the toys, utilities and amenities.
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Old February 21 2012, 02:43 AM   #6
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I'm picturing the actual Guy Gardner saying all this. What does that say about me?
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Old February 21 2012, 03:18 AM   #7
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Re: Life Without Her.

scnj wrote: View Post
I'm picturing the actual Guy Gardner saying all this. What does that say about me?
I was happier picturing Allison Mack, but hey, thanks for that (unwanted) mental image.

As for Mack herself, since I'e been watching my complete series Smallville set one episode a night since January 1, she hasn't been off my radar. Granted, it's her ten years ago, (well, eight, since I'm on season three) but I think it counts.
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Old February 21 2012, 03:41 AM   #8
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scnj wrote: View Post
I'm picturing the actual Guy Gardner saying all this. What does that say about me?
Well, if she's dolled up as Ice Maiden, that's only fair.

I'll spray paint my ski boots green immediately.

Please, sex without costumes is like a sundae without nuts and jimmies.

Jimmies Nuts.



Chole lost her virginity to Jimmy Olsen.



**Sob**

AAALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOO OOOOON!!!!!!
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Old July 1 2012, 04:08 AM   #9
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Re: Life Without Her.

So I'm watching the new episode of Wilfred.

There's this quirky pixie brunette office girl that slides into Elijah Woods office to seduce his character to the point of failure.

Poor girl can't even pick up a hobbit.

I feel sad for her.

Then she says the words that no other woman could ever deliver with such rye innocence.

"I'll just go have sex with whoever's in the mensroom."

Allison?

ALLISON!

Oh my.

Allison is on a dirty show where really dirty things happen and she's the girl version of Ducky.

Sweet.
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Old July 1 2012, 04:40 AM   #10
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Allison can currently be found on Wilfred, as a rather horny sex-crazed co-worker to the main protagonist. She is rather hot..

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Old July 1 2012, 04:56 AM   #11
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She's not sex crazed.

Allison, I mean her character "Amanda" claims that she has an edgy sense of humour that sometimes crosses the line.
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Old July 1 2012, 05:18 AM   #12
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She's not sex crazed.

Allison, I mean her character "Amanda" claims that she has an edgy sense of humour that sometimes crosses the line.
Sorry that was my fantasies muddying the waters...

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Old July 1 2012, 05:25 AM   #13
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Speaking of muddying... What do you think of her with darker hair?
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Old July 1 2012, 10:21 AM   #14
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Speaking of muddying... What do you think of her with darker hair?
I'm a bit color blind, so I can't tell if it's brown or red, but either way, my mind's telling me it's red, and red heads are hot.

So a big thumbs up from me.

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Old July 1 2012, 10:31 AM   #15
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It was brown.

I thought I had travelled back in time and was looking at a very very young Nana Visitor

Although effective, bottle red hair is really trying too hard to be a spectacle.
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