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Old September 1 2013, 08:40 AM   #1
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ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

Well that is my first Caption Competition finished and people did enter it, so greatest fear alleviated. Can I say a big thanks to everyone who entered, I've been getting more than a few chuckles out of the entries, even as I re-read them to pick the winners.

So here they are:
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Dammit, the minute I mention gazelles, that shuttle turns into a clown car. The entire crew must be in there by now.
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TRIP: Y'all are touch telepaths right? If not, I got the feeling there a big telepathic fight going on right now.
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I asked for Mister Spock sheets, what's this crap?
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Travis: "Gimme all your lunch money, nerd!"

Nerd: "In my time, we've evolved beyond the need for m-"

[PUNCH]

Nerd: "Ok, ok! Take my wallet!"
And then there are some that I thought deserved their own special awards:

The Sci-Fi Crossover Award
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Oh boy....
The Awkward Family Moment Award
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Trip: Well, that's certainly the quickest a mother has disapproved of me.
The Photomanipulation Award
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TRIP: I've no idea what it was we drank or did last night, but it was some crazy stuff, T'Pol.

T'LES: Guess again, Earthboy.
And the Breaking The Fourth Wall Award
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ARCHER (OS): Travis, let the writer go!
MAYWEATHER: Not until he gives me more lines!
Congratulations to all the winners.

And now on to this weeks selection:






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Old September 1 2013, 03:24 PM   #2
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Re: ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

Hey, thanks for the win!

And now on to this weeks selection:


Reed: I'm sorry Captain, but the tribe has spoken. We've voted you off the Enterprise.



Trip: One, two ... three?



Hayes: I've always hated that floor!
Reed: Pity about the carpets, though.



Archer: Travis! Travis! Speak to me!
Phlox: That's the most attention anyone's ever paid to him!
Hamboyan: I want that job.
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Old September 3 2013, 05:29 PM   #3
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Re: ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

Thanks for the win!





It was a bizarre and awkward moment when the crew found out that the intruder alert was in fact Dr. Flox nude and sleep walking in the cargo bay!





Ummm....yours is bigger than mine!





This is what happenes when Security tries to use the stove!





Archer: The table doctor, it's speaking to me, a mind is reaching out...to..make contact!

Flox: Captain, I told you, the old "This chair is controlled by aliens" trick won't get you out of your annual colonoscopy this time! Now take your pants off and lay down before I'm forced to make the Corpral here do it for you!
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Old September 3 2013, 08:31 PM   #4
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Re: ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

TFTW & the contests Bry_Sinclair!



Art teacher: Who here is not bothered by emotional reactions?
T'Pol: Obviously that would be me.
Art teacher: Good for you. Now get naked so we can commence to sketching.




Trip: The Road Runner ? Where's Wile E. Coyote?
T'Pol: Let's just say about to plummet into the crevasse.




Hayes: Is that a Japanese love pillow under your bed?
Reed: Yes. Apparently there weren't enough people in Asia for me to get laid.




Archer: Clear! Zap! Clear! Zap!
Maco: Medicating people without their consent?
Phlox: Gotta pass the time between breast exams somehow.
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Old September 4 2013, 02:44 AM   #5
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TRIP: The Cap'n sure can take a punch.

T'POL: Technically that was several punches
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Old September 4 2013, 02:46 AM   #6
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REED: Next time, one of us should probably be the "good cop".
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Old September 4 2013, 03:41 AM   #7
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Trip: "I'm done..."
T'Pol: "Again Trip.. go see the Dr."
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Old September 4 2013, 03:45 AM   #8
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TRIP: I had no idea piercing was popular on Vulcan.
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Old September 4 2013, 04:10 AM   #9
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Hayes: Have we shunned the fire enough to make it go out yet?
Reed: Where did you say you were from again?



Archer: I'm sorry, T'Pol. You have terminal nymphomania. And there's only one cure.
Phlox: Been there.



Trip: I thought the Badlands were on DS9.
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Old September 4 2013, 04:31 AM   #10
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PHLOX: I take it a Corinthian is good for making leather?
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Old September 5 2013, 02:52 AM   #11
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Off screen, Archer entertains the crew with his tap routine.



TRIP: T'Pol, be honest. Is there any such thing as Vulcan neuropressure?
T'POL: You got me. I paid off Phlox.
TRIP: I knew it. What real Vulcan technique would be so blatantly erotic?
T'POL: Now want to or not?



HAYES: This is sure to get me cast in the new Die Hard reboot!
REED: No, you have to do it like this.



Archer: This looks obscenely uncomfortable. It's perfect!
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Old September 5 2013, 03:45 AM   #12
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ARCHER (singing): Oh, Chairy, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Chairy, our love Holds on, holds on

PHLOX: That's disturbing.

MACO: That he's singing to a chair?

PHLOX: No, that he's singing a Steve Perry song.
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Old September 5 2013, 05:04 AM   #13
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Phlox: First time meeting a Chaiselonguean, Captain?
Archer: What makes you say that?
Phlox: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.
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Old September 7 2013, 09:04 PM   #14
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Trip: Your ears sure aren't the only pair of pointy things you have..
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Old September 10 2013, 05:26 AM   #15
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Re: ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

Why are none of the photos showing up?
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