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Old March 18 2012, 09:38 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest #52: Ezri Dax, Spotted on DS9!

Hello everyone, lets get this going!



First up to the plate, we have the "You'd better get started, this game is likely to take til the 25th Century..." Award, going to:

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Dukat, droning ..and I think it is imperative that we establish the rules beforehand. Let there be no dissention! Now. On my ship, when someone lands on Free Parking, they're entitled to the money in the middle of the board...
Bashir: Could we just set up the board and PLAY already?
Next, we have " The Sport of Guls" Award, going to:

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Dukat: "50,000 lek on Darkhound Damar...why?!"

Announcer: "And Darkhound Damar still hasn't left the starting block! It seem to be sitting down for a rest, of all things...I pity anyone who backed this hound, let me tell you..."
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Odo: It almost feels as if Dukat is monitoring us...but how?
Next, we have the "Lack of Insecurity" Award, going to:

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Sisko: "Hold that thought. I just need a minute to revel in my awesomeness."
Next, we have the "Play on Words" Award, going to:

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Dukat: "I'm having a Hell of a time with this caption contest!"
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Quark had to learn it the hard way... you don't interrupt Odo when he's in his private video arcade
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Bashir: Look Dukat, can we wrap this up? We were planning to play Mass Effect 3 today.


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"This has been a test of the Emergency Occupation System. If this had been the actual Occupation..."
Thanks to everyone for participating in a great contest and Congratulations to our winners!

We now continue our journey through the characters of DS9, lets say hi to one of the galaxy's most popular Trills!











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Old March 18 2012, 09:41 AM   #2
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Ezri: If I stay like this much longer, I might barf the symbiont out.



Sisko: Now, this won't hurt a bit.

Ezri screams

Sisko: Whoops, probably you were not expecting pure testosterone to be injected.



Jake: She's beating you in the staring contest Quark!



Ezri: Nobody messes with me. Take him down Julian.



Ezri: Can you sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall for me?
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Old March 18 2012, 01:27 PM   #3
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Ezri: Now, I understand hanging like this for six hours every day keeps them perky.

Worf: My ridges?

Ezri: Not what I was talking about.



See, if we scrape a little here, under the spots, we find sequins and sparkles.



I see you get your wardrobe advice from Flavor Flav.



Ezri: I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation.



Vic: So, uh, when are ya gonna show me the sequins and sparkles?
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Old March 18 2012, 02:59 PM   #4
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Ezri: Alright, we found the station's Sweet Spot. Now how do we get down?


Ezri's initiation into the Deep Space 9 family was completed when Sisko had one of his crazy hallucination episodes. This time, he was Michael Westmore.


Quark wasn't all that pleased to know he had a regular customer who was only going to be around for a season.


Ezri: He insulted your hair Julian. Finish him.


Vic: So your plan is to create a fanbase that will last decades in one season?
Ezri: Yup.
Vic: Alright, no more drinks for you.
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Old March 18 2012, 03:05 PM   #5
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WORF: One more just hanging around joke and I swear I'll kill you myself!!!!



SISKO: Hey, they rub right off!!!!



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Old March 18 2012, 03:12 PM   #6
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JAKE: Just kiss already!!!!!



VIC: You seem like a nice boy, but I ain't getting busted for serving minors, so scram!

EZRI: I'm an adult woman!!!!!!!

VIC: Right.....
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Old March 18 2012, 03:42 PM   #7
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Ezri: "I don't suppose you could use the Force to summon the Batleth to your hand?"

Worf: "..."

Ezri: "Just a thought."



Sisko: "5003... 5004... 5005... 5006... agh, will you stop twitching, you're making me lose count."
Ezri: "Funny how you never participated in the spot counting ritual when Curzon was my host."



If it took Quark more than another thirty seconds to realise that Ezri was not a boy, Jake stood to win three strips of latinum from Nog."



Bashir: "One of these remotes has to be able to turn the Spanish audio off."



Ezri: "I'm the new counsellor... If you have any problems..."
Vic: "Yeah, well it does take me an hour to button up my shirt. That's annoying."
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Old March 18 2012, 06:13 PM   #8
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Vic: "I think they were impressed with my Sinatra impersonation."

Ezri: "You look more like a reject from The Big Band Theory."
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Old March 18 2012, 06:23 PM   #9
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Thanks for the win.



Ezri: "The Breens' take on post-conceptual wall furnishing is...underwhelming".

Worf: "Shhh! I want to get down from here!"

Ezri: "Face it, Worf, the Breen have the artistic sense of a drunken Pakled. I'll hang here all week before I "appreciate" it - YOU HEAR THAT, YOU BOILER-SUITED CLODS?"



Sisko: "Your feminine wiles aren't going to get the better of me, Poison Ivy!"

Dax: "What?"

Jake: "He's having the Batman delusion again. Just play along. I'm Robin, by the way"

Sisko: "Alfred, fetch my coat!"

Joseph: "*sigh* Yes, master Bruce".



Vic: "It's hard when I'm programmed to keep things period-specific but you guys keep showing up. You, I can handle, you just have tattooes or henna or something. Kira's got a bad scar, I suppose, but even she's pushing it. The Ferengi...between you and me I pretend they're mascots in some sort of suit. Are you listening to this?"

Dax: "Mmmm."
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Old March 18 2012, 06:31 PM   #10
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DAX: Can't you play something by Johnny Casino and the Gamblers?

VIC: You're confusing me with my brother Vince.
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Old March 18 2012, 06:48 PM   #11
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Worf: "At least this is more fun than Risa."



Joseph: "So... umm... how's Kasidy doing?"
Sisko: "Who?"



Quark: "I'm sorry. But you need to be accompanied by an adult."



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Old March 18 2012, 06:51 PM   #12
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Quark: "Problem, Miss?"
Dax: "That kid at the end of the bar? He's really starting to creep me out."




Worf: "Umm...Commander Sisko sent me to rescue you."
Dax: "So I see."
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Old March 18 2012, 06:59 PM   #13
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Blast from a past contest:



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Old March 18 2012, 10:52 PM   #15
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Ezri: "Hangin' around....nothin' to do but frown...."

Worf: "Your symbiont's Karen Carpenter impersonation is really beginning to get on my nerves!"
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