Star Trek A To Z - Page 249

Orac · February 3 2013, 02:31 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.

boobatuba · February 3 2013, 05:17 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.

cooleddie74 · February 3 2013, 07:01 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.

Captain Rob · February 3 2013, 09:28 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."

cooleddie74 · February 3 2013, 02:24 PM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.

Orac · February 4 2013, 04:24 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.
S is for Spock's balls.

cooleddie74 · February 4 2013, 09:56 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.
S is for Spock's balls.
T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR.

Captain Rob · February 4 2013, 10:01 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.
S is for Spock's balls.
T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR.
U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair.

Orac · February 4 2013, 10:11 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.
S is for Spock's balls.
T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR.
U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair.
V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld.

cooleddie74 · February 4 2013, 10:12 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.
S is for Spock's balls.
T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR.
U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair.
V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld.
W is for Why? The Iliaprobe didn't like it when Kirk asked that.

Orac · February 4 2013, 10:50 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.
S is for Spock's balls.
T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR.
U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair.
V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld.
W is for Why? The Iliaprobe didn't like it when Kirk asked that.
X is for Xerxes 7.

boobatuba · February 5 2013, 06:25 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.
S is for Spock's balls.
T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR.
U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair.
V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld.
W is for Why? The Iliaprobe didn't like it when Kirk asked that.
X is for Xerxes 7.
Y is for yellow. It's Chekov's old shirt color.

Captain Rob · February 5 2013, 07:22 AM

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.
N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin.
O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains.
P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF.
Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it."
R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards.
S is for Spock's balls.
T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR.
U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair.
V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld.
W is for Why? The Iliaprobe didn't like it when Kirk asked that.
X is for Xerxes 7.
Y is for yellow. It's Chekov's old shirt color.
Z is for Zephram "I love trains" Cochrane.

cooleddie74 · February 5 2013, 08:06 AM

A is for Attack Cruiser, a class of combat vessel in some fleets and space forces. The Vor'cha-class attack cruiser was a Klingon example.

Orac · February 5 2013, 09:31 AM

A is for Attack Cruiser, a class of combat vessel in some fleets and space forces. The Vor'cha-class attack cruiser was a Klingon example.
B is for Baroner. Pseudonym used by Jim Kirk on Organia.

February 3 2013, 02:31 AM	#3721
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

February 3 2013, 05:17 AM	#3722
boobatuba Resident Curmudgeon Location: Stillwater, OK	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. __________________ Your benevolent dictator for life.

February 3 2013, 07:01 AM	#3723
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 3 2013, 09:28 AM	#3724
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

February 3 2013, 02:24 PM	#3725
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

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February 4 2013, 04:24 AM	#3726
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards. S is for Spock's balls. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

February 4 2013, 09:56 AM	#3727
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards. S is for Spock's balls. T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 4 2013, 10:01 AM	#3728
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards. S is for Spock's balls. T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR. U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

February 4 2013, 10:11 AM	#3729
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards. S is for Spock's balls. T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR. U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair. V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

February 4 2013, 10:12 AM	#3730
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards. S is for Spock's balls. T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR. U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair. V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld. W is for Why? The Iliaprobe didn't like it when Kirk asked that. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 4 2013, 10:50 AM	#3731
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards. S is for Spock's balls. T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR. U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair. V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld. W is for Why? The Iliaprobe didn't like it when Kirk asked that. X is for Xerxes 7. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

February 5 2013, 06:25 AM	#3732
boobatuba Resident Curmudgeon Location: Stillwater, OK	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards. S is for Spock's balls. T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR. U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair. V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld. W is for Why? The Iliaprobe didn't like it when Kirk asked that. X is for Xerxes 7. Y is for yellow. It's Chekov's old shirt color. __________________ Your benevolent dictator for life.

February 5 2013, 07:22 AM	#3733
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now. B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play. C is for Counsellor Troi's tits. D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra. E is for Excelsior! F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there. G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor. H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way. I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death. J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter. M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia. N is for Neela. Bajoran Assassin. O is for Oberth-class science vessel. Like the Grissom. They get the dumbest captains. P is for Perrin, Sarek's second wife. Or third, depending on how you classify that "Vulcan princess" thing we learned in TFF. Q is for Q. Who discovered an alternate meaning to the phrase "Stick a fork in it." R is for Reman dilithium mines. They were huge, extended deep inside Remus and overseen by sadistic Romulan guards. S is for Spock's balls. T is for Tamar of Beta III. The Lawgivers wanted him to....STAND. CLEAR. U is for unmentionable. What Deela and Captain Kirk did off-camera prior to us seeing him put his boots on while she brushed her hair. V is for Vulcanus. Spock's homeworld. W is for Why? The Iliaprobe didn't like it when Kirk asked that. X is for Xerxes 7. Y is for yellow. It's Chekov's old shirt color. Z is for Zephram "I love trains" Cochrane. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

February 5 2013, 08:06 AM	#3734
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Attack Cruiser, a class of combat vessel in some fleets and space forces. The Vor'cha-class attack cruiser was a Klingon example. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 5 2013, 09:31 AM	#3735
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Attack Cruiser, a class of combat vessel in some fleets and space forces. The Vor'cha-class attack cruiser was a Klingon example. B is for Baroner. Pseudonym used by Jim Kirk on Organia. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)