Star Trek A To Z

[cooleddie74]

A is for Animal things. Wesley was killed by them. He got better.
B is for Bob, Gillian Taylor's co-worker at the Cetacean Institute. He was a son of a BITCH!
C is for Gary 7's shape-shifting cat, Isis.
D is for Denobulan Breakfast Sausage.
E is for Enterprise, the first space shuttle developed by Earth.
F is for ferry, what the Enterprise does for diplomats and refugees.
G is for the Gorn Hegemony, the interstellar nation-state of our fine, hulking lizard friends.
H is for Horny Starfleet Captains.
I is for Ilia's bald head.
J is for Jamaharon.
K is for the Klingon Defense Forces, the military and exploratory branch of the Imperial Klingon government.
L is for Louisiana, birthplace of Ben Sisko.
M is for Moon. Vulcan doesn't have one.
N is for Nomad.
O is for Organians. As high above us on the evolutionary scale as we are above amoeba.
P is for Pakled spaceships, a mishmash of parts and technology from different species always in need of maintenance.
Q is for Quasar-like phenomenon.
R is for Reegrunion. One of the most wanted criminals on display in Odo's office on DS9 was a Reegrunion.
S is for Spock's afro comb.
T is for Thomas Paris. Call him Tom. Everybody does.
U is for U.S.S. Enterprise.
V is for Varon-T Disruptor.
W is for the Wambundu-class starship. It was mentioned once but never, ever shown.
X is for Xindi Reptiles. They want to kill all the humans.
Y is for Yominium Sulfide.

[Orac]

A is for Animal things. Wesley was killed by them. He got better.
B is for Bob, Gillian Taylor's co-worker at the Cetacean Institute. He was a son of a BITCH!
C is for Gary 7's shape-shifting cat, Isis.
D is for Denobulan Breakfast Sausage.
E is for Enterprise, the first space shuttle developed by Earth.
F is for ferry, what the Enterprise does for diplomats and refugees.
G is for the Gorn Hegemony, the interstellar nation-state of our fine, hulking lizard friends.
H is for Horny Starfleet Captains.
I is for Ilia's bald head.
J is for Jamaharon.
K is for the Klingon Defense Forces, the military and exploratory branch of the Imperial Klingon government.
L is for Louisiana, birthplace of Ben Sisko.
M is for Moon. Vulcan doesn't have one.
N is for Nomad.
O is for Organians. As high above us on the evolutionary scale as we are above amoeba.
P is for Pakled spaceships, a mishmash of parts and technology from different species always in need of maintenance.
Q is for Quasar-like phenomenon.
R is for Reegrunion. One of the most wanted criminals on display in Odo's office on DS9 was a Reegrunion.
S is for Spock's afro comb.
T is for Thomas Paris. Call him Tom. Everybody does.
U is for U.S.S. Enterprise.
V is for Varon-T Disruptor.
W is for the Wambundu-class starship. It was mentioned once but never, ever shown.
X is for Xindi Reptiles. They want to kill all the humans.
Y is for Yominium Sulfide.
Z is for Zetar. Where all corporeal life was destroyed millenia ago.

[cooleddie74]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.

[Captain Rob]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.

[Orac]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.

[cooleddie74]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.

[Orac]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!

[cooleddie74]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.

[Orac]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.

[cooleddie74]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.

[Orac]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.

[cooleddie74]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.

[Orac]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!

[Captain Rob]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.

[cooleddie74]

A is for Adam's groovy instrument that he played. It sounded NOW. Real Now.
B is for Barbara Luna. Now there's an instrument that I'm sure Captain Kirk would like to play.
C is for Counsellor Troi's tits.
D is for Darmok. And Jalad. At Tanagra.
E is for Excelsior!
F is for France. Most of the Picards came from there.
G is for God. Spock gave him a face full of Klingon disruptor.
H is for Hot. Vulcan was frequently this way.
I is for Ilia. V'ger probed her to death.
J is for Jono. A human teenager in a Talarian soldier's uniform.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for Lal. Data's creepy looking daughter.
M is for Married. Kirk did it with Miramanee. Miles did it with Keiko. Worf did it with Jadzia.