Star Trek A To Z - Page 232

Orac · January 4 2013, 08:29 AM

A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad.
B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them.
C is for Cardassian Comedy.
D is for Denebian slime devil.
E is for Empathic Metamorph.
F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375.
G is for Archer's prized gazelle.
H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted.
I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident.
J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery.
K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans.
L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down.
M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery.
N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!"
O is for Outrageous Okona.
P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day.
Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive.
R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser.
S is for Spock's Spleen.

cooleddie74 · January 4 2013, 08:51 AM

A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad.
B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them.
C is for Cardassian Comedy.
D is for Denebian slime devil.
E is for Empathic Metamorph.
F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375.
G is for Archer's prized gazelle.
H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted.
I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident.
J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery.
K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans.
L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down.
M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery.
N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!"
O is for Outrageous Okona.
P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day.
Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive.
R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser.
S is for Spock's Spleen.
T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men.

Orac · January 4 2013, 09:02 AM

A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad.
B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them.
C is for Cardassian Comedy.
D is for Denebian slime devil.
E is for Empathic Metamorph.
F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375.
G is for Archer's prized gazelle.
H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted.
I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident.
J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery.
K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans.
L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down.
M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery.
N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!"
O is for Outrageous Okona.
P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day.
Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive.
R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser.
S is for Spock's Spleen.
T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men.
U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency.

Tiberius · January 4 2013, 09:35 AM

A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad.
B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them.
C is for Cardassian Comedy.
D is for Denebian slime devil.
E is for Empathic Metamorph.
F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375.
G is for Archer's prized gazelle.
H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted.
I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident.
J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery.
K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans.
L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down.
M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery.
N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!"
O is for Outrageous Okona.
P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day.
Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive.
R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser.
S is for Spock's Spleen.
T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men.
U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency.
V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him.

cooleddie74 · January 4 2013, 09:45 AM

A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad.
B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them.
C is for Cardassian Comedy.
D is for Denebian slime devil.
E is for Empathic Metamorph.
F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375.
G is for Archer's prized gazelle.
H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted.
I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident.
J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery.
K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans.
L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down.
M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery.
N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!"
O is for Outrageous Okona.
P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day.
Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive.
R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser.
S is for Spock's Spleen.
T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men.
U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency.
V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him.
W is for We the People, the first three words of the E Pleb Neesta.

Captain Rob · January 4 2013, 10:20 AM

A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad.
B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them.
C is for Cardassian Comedy.
D is for Denebian slime devil.
E is for Empathic Metamorph.
F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375.
G is for Archer's prized gazelle.
H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted.
I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident.
J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery.
K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans.
L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down.
M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery.
N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!"
O is for Outrageous Okona.
P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day.
Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive.
R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser.
S is for Spock's Spleen.
T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men.
U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency.
V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him.
W is for We the People, the first three words of the E Pleb Neesta.
X is for X, Charlie X. A horndog teenager with superpowers.

cooleddie74 · January 4 2013, 04:13 PM

A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad.
B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them.
C is for Cardassian Comedy.
D is for Denebian slime devil.
E is for Empathic Metamorph.
F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375.
G is for Archer's prized gazelle.
H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted.
I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident.
J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery.
K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans.
L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down.
M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery.
N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!"
O is for Outrageous Okona.
P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day.
Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive.
R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser.
S is for Spock's Spleen.
T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men.
U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency.
V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him.
W is for We the People, the first three words of the E Pleb Neesta.
X is for X, Charlie X. A horndog teenager with superpowers.
Y is for "Yes, I'll marry you." Four words James T. Kirk never got to hear from Antonia and he always regretted it.

Captain Rob · January 4 2013, 11:08 PM

A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad.
B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them.
C is for Cardassian Comedy.
D is for Denebian slime devil.
E is for Empathic Metamorph.
F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375.
G is for Archer's prized gazelle.
H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted.
I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident.
J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery.
K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans.
L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down.
M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery.
N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!"
O is for Outrageous Okona.
P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day.
Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive.
R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser.
S is for Spock's Spleen.
T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men.
U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency.
V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him.
W is for We the People, the first three words of the E Pleb Neesta.
X is for X, Charlie X. A horndog teenager with superpowers.
Y is for "Yes, I'll marry you." Four words James T. Kirk never got to hear from Antonia and he always regretted it.
Z is for Zephram Cochrane. Who just wanted to make alot of money and retire to some beach somewhere surrounded by naked women. End of line.

cooleddie74 · January 4 2013, 11:13 PM

A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made.

Orac · January 5 2013, 03:24 AM

A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made.
B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair.

cooleddie74 · January 5 2013, 03:30 AM

A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made.
B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair.
C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there.

Orac · January 5 2013, 05:40 AM

A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made.
B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair.
C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there.
D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely.

cooleddie74 · January 5 2013, 06:24 AM

A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made.
B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair.
C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there.
D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely.
E is for Earth. The central homeworld of the Federation and a smashing place to get some Cajun food.

Orac · January 5 2013, 08:41 AM

A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made.
B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair.
C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there.
D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely.
E is for Earth. The central homeworld of the Federation and a smashing place to get some Cajun food.
F is Fesarius, Flagship of the First Federation.

cooleddie74 · January 5 2013, 09:58 AM

A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made.
B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair.
C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there.
D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely.
E is for Earth. The central homeworld of the Federation and a smashing place to get some Cajun food.
F is Fesarius, Flagship of the First Federation.
G is for Great Bird of the Galaxy. Nobody ever explained what it was supposed to be nor its origins.

January 4 2013, 08:29 AM	#3466
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad. B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them. C is for Cardassian Comedy. D is for Denebian slime devil. E is for Empathic Metamorph. F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375. G is for Archer's prized gazelle. H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted. I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident. J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery. K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans. L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down. M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery. N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!" O is for Outrageous Okona. P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day. Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive. R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser. S is for Spock's Spleen. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

January 4 2013, 08:51 AM	#3467
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad. B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them. C is for Cardassian Comedy. D is for Denebian slime devil. E is for Empathic Metamorph. F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375. G is for Archer's prized gazelle. H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted. I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident. J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery. K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans. L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down. M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery. N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!" O is for Outrageous Okona. P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day. Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive. R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser. S is for Spock's Spleen. T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 4 2013, 09:02 AM	#3468
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad. B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them. C is for Cardassian Comedy. D is for Denebian slime devil. E is for Empathic Metamorph. F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375. G is for Archer's prized gazelle. H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted. I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident. J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery. K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans. L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down. M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery. N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!" O is for Outrageous Okona. P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day. Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive. R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser. S is for Spock's Spleen. T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men. U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

January 4 2013, 09:35 AM	#3469
Tiberius Commodore	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad. B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them. C is for Cardassian Comedy. D is for Denebian slime devil. E is for Empathic Metamorph. F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375. G is for Archer's prized gazelle. H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted. I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident. J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery. K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans. L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down. M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery. N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!" O is for Outrageous Okona. P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day. Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive. R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser. S is for Spock's Spleen. T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men. U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency. V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him. __________________ The Best of Both Worlds eBook \| Every episode of Trek in viewing order Tiberius

January 4 2013, 09:45 AM	#3470
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad. B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them. C is for Cardassian Comedy. D is for Denebian slime devil. E is for Empathic Metamorph. F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375. G is for Archer's prized gazelle. H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted. I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident. J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery. K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans. L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down. M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery. N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!" O is for Outrageous Okona. P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day. Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive. R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser. S is for Spock's Spleen. T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men. U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency. V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him. W is for We the People, the first three words of the E Pleb Neesta. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

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January 4 2013, 10:20 AM	#3471
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad. B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them. C is for Cardassian Comedy. D is for Denebian slime devil. E is for Empathic Metamorph. F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375. G is for Archer's prized gazelle. H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted. I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident. J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery. K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans. L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down. M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery. N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!" O is for Outrageous Okona. P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day. Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive. R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser. S is for Spock's Spleen. T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men. U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency. V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him. W is for We the People, the first three words of the E Pleb Neesta. X is for X, Charlie X. A horndog teenager with superpowers. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

January 4 2013, 04:13 PM	#3472
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad. B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them. C is for Cardassian Comedy. D is for Denebian slime devil. E is for Empathic Metamorph. F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375. G is for Archer's prized gazelle. H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted. I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident. J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery. K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans. L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down. M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery. N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!" O is for Outrageous Okona. P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day. Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive. R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser. S is for Spock's Spleen. T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men. U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency. V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him. W is for We the People, the first three words of the E Pleb Neesta. X is for X, Charlie X. A horndog teenager with superpowers. Y is for "Yes, I'll marry you." Four words James T. Kirk never got to hear from Antonia and he always regretted it. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 4 2013, 11:08 PM	#3473
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad. B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them. C is for Cardassian Comedy. D is for Denebian slime devil. E is for Empathic Metamorph. F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375. G is for Archer's prized gazelle. H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted. I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident. J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery. K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans. L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down. M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery. N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!" O is for Outrageous Okona. P is for Play. Artim of the Ba'ku reminded Data that he needed to do more of it and have a little fun every day. Q is for Quantum Slipstream Cheeseburger Drive. R is for Romulans. That tremendously huge empire and not one decent barber or hairdresser. S is for Spock's Spleen. T is for Taurus II. It was populated by giant ape men. U is for United Earth Space Probe Agency. V is for Victor Borge. Odo's funny like him. W is for We the People, the first three words of the E Pleb Neesta. X is for X, Charlie X. A horndog teenager with superpowers. Y is for "Yes, I'll marry you." Four words James T. Kirk never got to hear from Antonia and he always regretted it. Z is for Zephram Cochrane. Who just wanted to make alot of money and retire to some beach somewhere surrounded by naked women. End of line. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

January 4 2013, 11:13 PM	#3474
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 5 2013, 03:24 AM	#3475
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made. B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

January 5 2013, 03:30 AM	#3476
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made. B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair. C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 5 2013, 05:40 AM	#3477
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made. B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair. C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there. D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

January 5 2013, 06:24 AM	#3478
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made. B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair. C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there. D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely. E is for Earth. The central homeworld of the Federation and a smashing place to get some Cajun food. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 5 2013, 08:41 AM	#3479
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made. B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair. C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there. D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely. E is for Earth. The central homeworld of the Federation and a smashing place to get some Cajun food. F is Fesarius, Flagship of the First Federation. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

January 5 2013, 09:58 AM	#3480
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made. B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair. C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there. D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely. E is for Earth. The central homeworld of the Federation and a smashing place to get some Cajun food. F is Fesarius, Flagship of the First Federation. G is for Great Bird of the Galaxy. Nobody ever explained what it was supposed to be nor its origins. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg