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Old December 28 2012, 11:22 PM   #3391
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for androids. Some curvy and alluring. Some yellow and bookish.
B is for Ben Finney. He used to be a great and fun guy, but he looked back on his career one day and just snapped.
C is for the Crystaline Entity. Just think what it would have looked like with today's CGI.
D is for Data's love-making techniques.
E is for Eggs. Will Riker was pretty bad at cooking some of them.
F is for Flint. You'd think someone his age would have learned how to control his temper.
G is for Gaila. She was taken from us too soon.
H is for Hot peppers. Kirk was supposed to pick up a shipment of some for a friend at the time of the Nancy Crater incident.
I is for the ISS Enterprise. Our concubines are the best in the Empire. And the fittest.
J is for the Jenolen. Scotty tried to hitch a ride on her when he retired, but wouldn't ya know it....it ran into a wee spot o' trouble.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for "LET THEM DIE!"
M is for Mother loving McCoy.
N is for Natira's gorgeous dress and makeup. No wonder McCoy fell in love with her. Damn, she looked amazing.
O is for Orgasm. Kirk had one on the transporter console in This Side of Paradise.
P is for Penis. The big, blue, horned alien brute on Rura Penthe had one or more on its knees. I guess.
Q is for Quaint. How Mister Scott descibed a macintosh computers keyboard.
R is for Romulan Ale. Too much of it will F you up.
S is for Spock's cock.
T is for the three bimbos Harry Mudd was trying to sell as wives. Almost all of the Enterprise's female crew were better looking.
U is for United States of America. It exists until at least the mid-22nd century according to computer screen readouts in Season 4 of Enterprise.
V is for Valiant. A early 23rd Century star cruiser that was lost contact with after it went to Eminiar VII. USS Enterprise was later sent to investigate and determined it had been destroyed.
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Old December 28 2012, 11:40 PM   #3392
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for androids. Some curvy and alluring. Some yellow and bookish.
B is for Ben Finney. He used to be a great and fun guy, but he looked back on his career one day and just snapped.
C is for the Crystaline Entity. Just think what it would have looked like with today's CGI.
D is for Data's love-making techniques.
E is for Eggs. Will Riker was pretty bad at cooking some of them.
F is for Flint. You'd think someone his age would have learned how to control his temper.
G is for Gaila. She was taken from us too soon.
H is for Hot peppers. Kirk was supposed to pick up a shipment of some for a friend at the time of the Nancy Crater incident.
I is for the ISS Enterprise. Our concubines are the best in the Empire. And the fittest.
J is for the Jenolen. Scotty tried to hitch a ride on her when he retired, but wouldn't ya know it....it ran into a wee spot o' trouble.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for "LET THEM DIE!"
M is for Mother loving McCoy.
N is for Natira's gorgeous dress and makeup. No wonder McCoy fell in love with her. Damn, she looked amazing.
O is for Orgasm. Kirk had one on the transporter console in This Side of Paradise.
P is for Penis. The big, blue, horned alien brute on Rura Penthe had one or more on its knees. I guess.
Q is for Quaint. How Mister Scott descibed a macintosh computers keyboard.
R is for Romulan Ale. Too much of it will F you up.
S is for Spock's cock.
T is for the three bimbos Harry Mudd was trying to sell as wives. Almost all of the Enterprise's female crew were better looking.
U is for United States of America. It exists until at least the mid-22nd century according to computer screen readouts in Season 4 of Enterprise.
V is for Valiant. A early 23rd Century star cruiser that was lost contact with after it went to Eminiar VII. USS Enterprise was later sent to investigate and determined it had been destroyed.
W is for Warriors. The Klingons specialized in producing them and were some of the best in the known galaxy.
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Old December 29 2012, 05:31 AM   #3393
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for androids. Some curvy and alluring. Some yellow and bookish.
B is for Ben Finney. He used to be a great and fun guy, but he looked back on his career one day and just snapped.
C is for the Crystaline Entity. Just think what it would have looked like with today's CGI.
D is for Data's love-making techniques.
E is for Eggs. Will Riker was pretty bad at cooking some of them.
F is for Flint. You'd think someone his age would have learned how to control his temper.
G is for Gaila. She was taken from us too soon.
H is for Hot peppers. Kirk was supposed to pick up a shipment of some for a friend at the time of the Nancy Crater incident.
I is for the ISS Enterprise. Our concubines are the best in the Empire. And the fittest.
J is for the Jenolen. Scotty tried to hitch a ride on her when he retired, but wouldn't ya know it....it ran into a wee spot o' trouble.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for "LET THEM DIE!"
M is for Mother loving McCoy.
N is for Natira's gorgeous dress and makeup. No wonder McCoy fell in love with her. Damn, she looked amazing.
O is for Orgasm. Kirk had one on the transporter console in This Side of Paradise.
P is for Penis. The big, blue, horned alien brute on Rura Penthe had one or more on its knees. I guess.
Q is for Quaint. How Mister Scott descibed a macintosh computers keyboard.
R is for Romulan Ale. Too much of it will F you up.
S is for Spock's cock.
T is for the three bimbos Harry Mudd was trying to sell as wives. Almost all of the Enterprise's female crew were better looking.
U is for United States of America. It exists until at least the mid-22nd century according to computer screen readouts in Season 4 of Enterprise.
V is for Valiant. A early 23rd Century star cruiser that was lost contact with after it went to Eminiar VII. USS Enterprise was later sent to investigate and determined it had been destroyed.
W is for Warriors. The Klingons specialized in producing them and were some of the best in the known galaxy.
X is for Xindi porn.
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Old December 29 2012, 05:32 AM   #3394
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for androids. Some curvy and alluring. Some yellow and bookish.
B is for Ben Finney. He used to be a great and fun guy, but he looked back on his career one day and just snapped.
C is for the Crystaline Entity. Just think what it would have looked like with today's CGI.
D is for Data's love-making techniques.
E is for Eggs. Will Riker was pretty bad at cooking some of them.
F is for Flint. You'd think someone his age would have learned how to control his temper.
G is for Gaila. She was taken from us too soon.
H is for Hot peppers. Kirk was supposed to pick up a shipment of some for a friend at the time of the Nancy Crater incident.
I is for the ISS Enterprise. Our concubines are the best in the Empire. And the fittest.
J is for the Jenolen. Scotty tried to hitch a ride on her when he retired, but wouldn't ya know it....it ran into a wee spot o' trouble.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for "LET THEM DIE!"
M is for Mother loving McCoy.
N is for Natira's gorgeous dress and makeup. No wonder McCoy fell in love with her. Damn, she looked amazing.
O is for Orgasm. Kirk had one on the transporter console in This Side of Paradise.
P is for Penis. The big, blue, horned alien brute on Rura Penthe had one or more on its knees. I guess.
Q is for Quaint. How Mister Scott descibed a macintosh computers keyboard.
R is for Romulan Ale. Too much of it will F you up.
S is for Spock's cock.
T is for the three bimbos Harry Mudd was trying to sell as wives. Almost all of the Enterprise's female crew were better looking.
U is for United States of America. It exists until at least the mid-22nd century according to computer screen readouts in Season 4 of Enterprise.
V is for Valiant. A early 23rd Century star cruiser that was lost contact with after it went to Eminiar VII. USS Enterprise was later sent to investigate and determined it had been destroyed.
W is for Warriors. The Klingons specialized in producing them and were some of the best in the known galaxy.
X is for Xindi porn.
Y is for Yridian heads. They look like prunes.
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Old December 29 2012, 08:27 AM   #3395
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for androids. Some curvy and alluring. Some yellow and bookish.
B is for Ben Finney. He used to be a great and fun guy, but he looked back on his career one day and just snapped.
C is for the Crystaline Entity. Just think what it would have looked like with today's CGI.
D is for Data's love-making techniques.
E is for Eggs. Will Riker was pretty bad at cooking some of them.
F is for Flint. You'd think someone his age would have learned how to control his temper.
G is for Gaila. She was taken from us too soon.
H is for Hot peppers. Kirk was supposed to pick up a shipment of some for a friend at the time of the Nancy Crater incident.
I is for the ISS Enterprise. Our concubines are the best in the Empire. And the fittest.
J is for the Jenolen. Scotty tried to hitch a ride on her when he retired, but wouldn't ya know it....it ran into a wee spot o' trouble.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for "LET THEM DIE!"
M is for Mother loving McCoy.
N is for Natira's gorgeous dress and makeup. No wonder McCoy fell in love with her. Damn, she looked amazing.
O is for Orgasm. Kirk had one on the transporter console in This Side of Paradise.
P is for Penis. The big, blue, horned alien brute on Rura Penthe had one or more on its knees. I guess.
Q is for Quaint. How Mister Scott descibed a macintosh computers keyboard.
R is for Romulan Ale. Too much of it will F you up.
S is for Spock's cock.
T is for the three bimbos Harry Mudd was trying to sell as wives. Almost all of the Enterprise's female crew were better looking.
U is for United States of America. It exists until at least the mid-22nd century according to computer screen readouts in Season 4 of Enterprise.
V is for Valiant. A early 23rd Century star cruiser that was lost contact with after it went to Eminiar VII. USS Enterprise was later sent to investigate and determined it had been destroyed.
W is for Warriors. The Klingons specialized in producing them and were some of the best in the known galaxy.
X is for Xindi porn.
Y is for Yridian heads. They look like prunes.
Z is for Zakdorn embroidery.
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Old December 29 2012, 08:49 AM   #3396
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
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Old December 29 2012, 08:59 AM   #3397
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A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
B is for Balok. Commander of the First Federation Flagship Fesarius.
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Old December 29 2012, 09:31 AM   #3398
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
B is for Balok. Commander of the First Federation Flagship Fesarius.
C is for Climbing. James T. Kirk enjoyed doing it on some mountains and sheer rockfaces.
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Old December 29 2012, 10:29 AM   #3399
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
B is for Balok. Commander of the First Federation Flagship Fesarius.
C is for Climbing. James T. Kirk enjoyed doing it on some mountains and sheer rockfaces.
D is for Denobulans. I bet the dating scene in highschool is interesting there.
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Old December 29 2012, 10:42 AM   #3400
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
B is for Balok. Commander of the First Federation Flagship Fesarius.
C is for Climbing. James T. Kirk enjoyed doing it on some mountains and sheer rockfaces.
D is for Denobulans. I bet the dating scene in highschool is interesting there.
E is for Elas. It was ruled by a Dohlman.
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Old December 29 2012, 06:13 PM   #3401
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
B is for Balok. Commander of the First Federation Flagship Fesarius.
C is for Climbing. James T. Kirk enjoyed doing it on some mountains and sheer rockfaces.
D is for Denobulans. I bet the dating scene in highschool is interesting there.
E is for Elas. It was ruled by a Dohlman.
F is for Federation Funny Farm.
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Old December 29 2012, 07:52 PM   #3402
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
B is for Balok. Commander of the First Federation Flagship Fesarius.
C is for Climbing. James T. Kirk enjoyed doing it on some mountains and sheer rockfaces.
D is for Denobulans. I bet the dating scene in highschool is interesting there.
E is for Elas. It was ruled by a Dohlman.
F is for Federation Funny Farm.
G is for Gary Seven. He had nice suits, a talking green cube and seems to have borrowed Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver and copied it at some point.
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Old December 29 2012, 07:56 PM   #3403
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
B is for Balok. Commander of the First Federation Flagship Fesarius.
C is for Climbing. James T. Kirk enjoyed doing it on some mountains and sheer rockfaces.
D is for Denobulans. I bet the dating scene in highschool is interesting there.
E is for Elas. It was ruled by a Dohlman.
F is for Federation Funny Farm.
G is for Gary Seven. He had nice suits, a talking green cube and seems to have borrowed Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver and copied it at some point.
H is for Empress Hoshi Sato. I surrender and stand by for instructions.
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
B is for Balok. Commander of the First Federation Flagship Fesarius.
C is for Climbing. James T. Kirk enjoyed doing it on some mountains and sheer rockfaces.
D is for Denobulans. I bet the dating scene in highschool is interesting there.
E is for Elas. It was ruled by a Dohlman.
F is for Federation Funny Farm.
G is for Gary Seven. He had nice suits, a talking green cube and seems to have borrowed Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver and copied it at some point.
H is for Empress Hoshi Sato. I surrender and stand by for instructions.
I is for Invasion. The Klingons did it to Cardassia and the Dominion did it to Betazed.
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Old December 29 2012, 08:11 PM   #3405
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andonian tea, a favored drink with some admirals at Starfleeet Command in 2364.
B is for Balok. Commander of the First Federation Flagship Fesarius.
C is for Climbing. James T. Kirk enjoyed doing it on some mountains and sheer rockfaces.
D is for Denobulans. I bet the dating scene in highschool is interesting there.
E is for Elas. It was ruled by a Dohlman.
F is for Federation Funny Farm.
G is for Gary Seven. He had nice suits, a talking green cube and seems to have borrowed Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver and copied it at some point.
H is for Empress Hoshi Sato. I surrender and stand by for instructions.
I is for Invasion. The Klingons did it to Cardassia and the Dominion did it to Betazed.
J is for the jet fighter intercepting the Enterprise
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