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Old May 20 2012, 12:49 PM   #1621
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
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Old May 20 2012, 04:03 PM   #1622
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
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Old May 20 2012, 07:33 PM   #1623
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
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Old May 20 2012, 08:52 PM   #1624
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.
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Old May 21 2012, 07:26 AM   #1625
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.
W is for white flags. A flag of truce deprives the Klingons of a chance to kill you. Unless they ignore it and kill you anyway. Oh yeah... Klingons do that don't they.
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Old May 21 2012, 08:05 AM   #1626
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.
W is for white flags. A flag of truce deprives the Klingons of a chance to kill you. Unless they ignore it and kill you anyway. Oh yeah... Klingons do that don't they.
X is for Xindi. Anyone defeated by Scott Bakula is without honour!
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Old May 21 2012, 08:24 AM   #1627
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.
W is for white flags. A flag of truce deprives the Klingons of a chance to kill you. Unless they ignore it and kill you anyway. Oh yeah... Klingons do that don't they.
X is for Xindi. Anyone defeated by Scott Bakula is without honour!
Y is for Yamok sauce. It tastes great on grilled Targ!
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Old May 21 2012, 12:01 PM   #1628
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.
W is for white flags. A flag of truce deprives the Klingons of a chance to kill you. Unless they ignore it and kill you anyway. Oh yeah... Klingons do that don't they.
X is for Xindi. Anyone defeated by Scott Bakula is without honour!
Y is for Yamok sauce. It tastes great on grilled Targ!
Z is for Zaldeans. Their tempers are refreshing, but those webbed hands make a Klingon uneasy!
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Old May 21 2012, 04:29 PM   #1629
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

How about a list of Starfleet personnel...

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
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Old May 21 2012, 04:30 PM   #1630
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A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
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Old May 21 2012, 05:19 PM   #1631
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A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
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Old May 21 2012, 06:23 PM   #1632
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A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
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Old May 21 2012, 07:48 PM   #1633
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A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
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Old May 21 2012, 07:59 PM   #1634
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A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
F is for Finney, Ben. Jim Kirk's academy nemesis.
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Old May 21 2012, 08:02 PM   #1635
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A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
F is for Finney, Ben. Jim Kirk's academy nemesis.
G is for Garrovick, captain of the Farragut
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