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Old May 16 2012, 07:12 PM   #1546
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
W is for "I'm a doctor, not a Whale Specialist from 1986!
X is for "I'm a doctor, not a xylophone. But I can whistle a jaunty tune while a sew!"
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Old May 16 2012, 07:39 PM   #1547
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
W is for "I'm a doctor, not a Whale Specialist from 1986!
X is for "I'm a doctor, not a xylophone. But I can whistle a jaunty tune while a sew!"
Y is for "I'm a doctor not a youth worker!"
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Old May 16 2012, 08:51 PM   #1548
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
W is for "I'm a doctor, not a Whale Specialist from 1986!
X is for "I'm a doctor, not a xylophone. But I can whistle a jaunty tune while a sew!"
Y is for "I'm a doctor not a youth worker!"
Z is for "I'm a doctor, not a zebra wrangler!"
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Old May 16 2012, 10:14 PM   #1549
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Cool. I get to start another one.
What would you order at Quark's:
I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
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Old May 16 2012, 10:15 PM   #1550
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
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Old May 16 2012, 10:17 PM   #1551
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up.
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Old May 16 2012, 10:18 PM   #1552
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
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Old May 16 2012, 10:36 PM   #1553
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
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Old May 16 2012, 10:37 PM   #1554
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
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Old May 16 2012, 10:42 PM   #1555
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
I'll have a Gorntini.
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Old May 17 2012, 12:40 AM   #1556
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
I'll have a Gorntini.
I'll have what he's having.
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Old May 17 2012, 07:29 AM   #1557
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
I'll have a Gorntini.
I'll have a Halliian Brandy
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Old May 17 2012, 07:40 AM   #1558
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
I'll have a Gorntini.
I'll have a Halliian Brandy
I'll have an Iconian Sex on the Transdimensional Beach
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Old May 17 2012, 08:17 AM   #1559
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
I'll have a Gorntini.
I'll have a Halliian Brandy
I'll have an Iconian Sex on the Transdimensional Beach
I'll have a juice of Rokassa. My friend Garak will have one too.
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Old May 17 2012, 08:35 AM   #1560
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
I'll have a Gorntini.
I'll have a Halliian Brandy
I'll have an Iconian Sex on the Transdimensional Beach
I'll have a juice of Rokassa. My friend Garak will have one too.
I'll have a Klingon Blood Wine. (Come on, what did you think I was gonna say?)
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